“Famous Paintings Improved By Cats”

Have a good weekend and don’t let the morons in DC ruin it for you. I can assure you they won’t let you ruin THEIR weekend!

h/t SophieCT.

If you think these are funny, there are plenty more in full size here.  Some of the comments are even funnier than the pictures.

The leader of the free world says he makes 24 mistakes a day. That’s Comforting, isn’t it?

Yeah. Whatever.

“I second-guess constantly… I make a mistake, you know, every hour, every day,” he told ABC News’ Diane Sawyer, laughing.

Apparently, in addition to guessing at decisions and making mistakes every hour,  the leader of the free world also thinks it’s funny. Are you laughing? Look for a Republican TV commercial on this one.

“There’re always things that you’re learning in the job.

Well isn’t it wonderful that we have a manchild who is still on a learning curve as a Management Trainee for the office of the President Of The United States – at the end of his first term? In the real world, this guy would be reassigned to a place where he can’t do anymore harm.

 And I have no doubt that I’m a better president now than the day I took office just because you get more experience.

More experience at making mistakes, right?

Gabby’s official resignation from Congress

Bring tissues. Lots of them.

After the love is gone

   It’s much easier dealing with dictators than having to listen to this Idiot.

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         Oh, HORRORS!  OMG he’s coming in for a KISS!

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These hands are made for golfing, giving the finger to Hillary, and waving my finger at those republicans!                                           

 

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Ha!  They think we can’t work together.  Watch us work together to screw them ALL!

    

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Sigh.  No wonder I never come here to talk to these peons.  They didn’t even put Greek Columns up for me!                                        

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Thanks to everyone who had the strong stomach to listen to  Obama’s speech  Obama’s last  STFU  SOTU.  From what I’ve read, it sounds like it was more of the usual lofty dreams with no (Hillary style) specifics of how to pay for them; basically more LIES.  You know, I think I’ve figured out why Obama has the big ears.  It’s not his pinocchio nose that gets bigger when he lies…. 

I only started paying REAL attention to politics in 2007 – so I don’t know what is standard for the SOTU address.  But I had always imagined this was a time that a president would speak to ALL her/his constituents, regardless of party, and give the most objective speech that s/he can manage.  It sounds like Obama, not unexpectedly, just gave one more in a long line of BITTER, partisan speeches – basically a campaign speech.  As I said, I don’t remember how other presidents handled it, but I suspect the insecurity and pettiness in Obama’s personality style would lead him more natually to the “us vs. them” style for which we’ve all come to know him.  He reflexively reverts to what’s best for him – not what’s best for the country (newsflash there, right? lol)

When I look at many Obama friendly websites, many commenters are really fed up with him.  Will they fall prey to the “where else you gonna go, the other side is worse!” fear, or will they have the strength and intelligence of PUMAs?

Maybe instead of singing Al Green’s “I’m so in love with you” (which is what he wants to plant in the audience’s mind, that THEY are in love with HIM), he should be singing Earth Wind and Fire’s “After the love is gone”.  Obots, are you going to stick with the guy who promises you lies, who takes you for granted, and who actually never comes through for you?  Or are you going to break up with him, and get involved in a superficial short-term rebound relationship to get him out of your system, so that after your rebound relationship, you can find a healthier relationship with a better person, one with better “associates”? 

Of course, the republicans aren’t helping this metaphor, with their poor slate of candidates….  :(

UW Note: Lorac, I hope you don’t mind that I added this video. It needs to bee seen and I didn’t want to add a post on lorac Wednesday. This is what Barack Obama always was and still is; A repetitious bullshitter who repeats the same bullshit every chance he gets.

Seeking volunteers with strong stomachs to view the SOTU

In a word, No.

What will Barack’s snappy logo look like when his work IS done?

9 year-old girl escapes kidnapper. Cockroach of The Week: Jose Garcia

This is Jose Garcia,  kidnapper and cockroach. He lives next door to 9-year old Calysta Cordova.

…Or should I say he  lived next door to her. Now he lives in jail. That is, if our perverted justice system hasn’t released his disgusting ass on bail.

Cockroach Garcia abducted Calysta while she was walking home from school, but Calysta, bless her heart, escaped from this piece of shit, ran to a convenience store and called the police.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A man suspected of abducting a 9-year-old girl as she was walking home from school has been arrested.

 Jose Garcia, 29, was captured while walking near a bus depot in downtown Colorado Springs, about 7½ miles south of the Circle K convenience store where he was last spotted Friday morning.

Fortunately, this lowlife bag of warm crap isn’t too bright and his captor outsmarted him.

The girl ran into the store, asked for the phone, saying she wanted to call her uncle, but she called 911 instead, police said.

 It was immediately apparent to witnesses in the store that something was wrong.

 ”She had two black eyes, a bruised lip, and a bruise on her cheek,” said witness Daniel Espinoza. “She was scared. She was in shock.”

 ”She was in bad shape. The bruise on her face was enormous,” said witness Efrin Villapando. “She just looked a bit disoriented and of course, she told the teller that she was lost.”

Garcia, you filthy scumbag, you.

When Garcia walked into the store moments later, the girl was defiant and refused to go anywhere with him, witnesses said.

 When the man ordered her to listen to him, the 9-year-old stood her ground.

 ”I think the guy was trying to get her to leave. And she just said, ‘No. I ain’t going nowhere. I’m waiting right here for my momma,’” Villapando said.

 Garcia then ran out of the store, witnesses said.

 ”I looked the guy dead in the eye and he just spun around and took off,” Villapando added.

Good for you, Calysta!!!!!  All over America, women are fighting back against freaks like this vermin who abducted you.  And here you are a shining hero at age 9, learning that women are On Their Own! You saved your own life, Calysta, because God knows the law didn’t. It’s just too bad your parents can’t get ten minutes of private time with  Jose Garcia, preferably in a sound-proof room while he’s chained to a chair. Kudos to Calysta’s parents for teaching her how to fight back.

Now, we all know how horribly our system of justice has been perverted in favor of scum like  this POS. He will get another chance all too soon, so he can come back and finish the job or maybe abduct another child who won’t be so brave. So  I don’t think I am out of order when I say that we at Uppityville fervently hope somebody takes this freak out while he’s in jail so that the world can be a little bit better place without him in it. We wish him everything he deserves in life,  just so long as it ends with him removed from the gene pool. Karma, please visit this animal.

Calysta was hostage to this freak for 20 hours. See below a witness account of how brave Calysta outsmarted dumbo pervert Jose Garcia. Learn how we lose a child in the USA every three days to these animals — and Calysta’s outcome is not the common one. See some tips on what we are forced to teach our children so that these cockroaches’ odds are reduced the way Calysta reduced Cockroach Garcia’s odds of success: