Well East Coast Peeps Are Really Hip……

I really dig those styles they wear…..and the southern peeps with the way the talk….they knock me out when I’m down there….but……….

I Wish They All Could Be California Peeps

The peeps are coming….
Just as soon as they finish their California Spring Break Vacay….

In the meantime….why not sit back, chillax, and enjoy a nice Peep-tini!

Chillin’ with my peeps

Baby News! Get Yer Baby News!!!

Chelsea Clinton announced today at the end of the Clinton Foundation’s “No Ceilings” event that she is expecting a baby!
From CNN:

Bill, Hillary & Baby Chelsea

“Marc and I are very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year,” Chelsea said at the end of the event.

“And I certainly feel all the better whether it’s girl or a boy that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong, young female leaders. So thank you for inspiring me and thank you for inspiring future generations.”

Clinton added: “I just hope I will be as good a mom to my child and hopefully children as my mom was to me.”


President Selfie

He was hailed as the “smartest president ever!” So why is he always so clueless?……….

A controversial selfie taken by David Ortiz during a visit by the Boston Red Sox to the White House last week may be the last, senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer said on Sunday.

It was later revealed that the image of Ortiz and President Barack Obama snapped by the Red Sox slugger was part of a promotion for Samsung.

“Well, [President Obama] obviously didn’t know anything about Samsung’s connection to this,” Pfeiffer said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “And perhaps maybe this will be the end of all selfies.”

White House officials have “had conversations with Samsung about this and expressed our concerns,” Pfeiffer said, declining to give specifics. “We’ll leave that conversation between the lawyers.”

During the ceremony, as the Red Sox presented a commemorative No. 44 jersey to Obama, Ortiz pulled out his phone to snap the photo with the president.

……….Or is it just the narcissist in him can’t resist another “selfie”??

“He wants to take a selfie!” Obama said. “It’s the Big Papi selfie.”

Good grief!

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor…Period!

Happy Obamacare Deadline Day!!!

The Doctor is In

Washington (CNN) – It was a brief but fleeting reminder of the messy rollout of the Obamacare website. In the early morning hours of the final day of open enrollment, the government’s health care website experienced technical problems as troubleshooters worked on a “software bug,” a senior administration official said.

“System isn’t available at the moment. We’re currently performing maintenance,” the message on HealthCare.gov said.

Really instills confidence doesn’t it?

And…if that wasn’t enough from the Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight, also known as, The Obama Administration:

Over at the White House website, it was another story. The open enrollment countdown clock on the White House site mistakenly said consumers had “16 days, 29 hours” to sign up. That glitch appeared to be an inadvertent shifting of the hours and minutes into the wrong columns.

Wrong columns…oh yeah, that happens all the time.

No! Put those columns over there —->

March Comes Marching In

Some say the expression, “March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb” began during the early settlement of the United States……

Still, the origin of the March Lion & Lamb can be traced even further back, to ancient times and those who watched the stars.

You see March begins as the Constellation Leo is crossing toward the meridian. Leo is the Lion. As Leo marches away, the Constellation Aries begins to rise toward the end of the month. Aries is the ram: What many lambs will become someday!

Our local weather reporters are going crazy because, for some reason, water is falling from the sky!!!

Local California Weather Forecast

What’s the weather like in your corner of the real world?

Happy Presidents’ Day!

What a Presidents’ Day that will be!

Woke Up This Morning…

Chris Christie didn’t say this… “There’s an old Italian saying: you f— up once, you lose two teeth.”…but he could have! Governor Christie finds himself in a little mess right now jokingly called, Bridge-gate.

It’s a little scandal involving political pay back. We’ll have to see what the subpoenas uncover and just how many on Mr. Christie’s staff plead the 5th. The governor himself has pleaded the Sergeant Schultz defense, (“I know nut-thing!!!”) Meanwhile…while Christie awaits the fate of his staff lying comfortably under the bus…the bossman makes news again, because he’s in the news (??) I know, it makes no sense. But what does??? Let me try to explain. The New Republic ran a piece detailing the alleged scandal and included a photoshop of Christie looking a lot like Tony Soprano.

Where’s my cannoli?

Then The Blaze asks whether the photo of Christie is…..wait for it…..raaaaacist!!!! Thus a new controversy is born! I don’t know. I’m writing this post to get all youse Uppityites to chime in, (including the blog mistress herself!) Is it racist? Is it offensive to Italian-Americans?? My guess is it wasn’t offensive to Chris Christie, he probably liked the comparison! What say youse?(Youse is Jersey-talk for you…in case youse guys didn’t know. Wait, was that racist?)