Barack Obama’s Primary Cold Call Center in Gaza City

Did you get a call on the day of your Primary asking you to vote for Barack Obama? If so, did the person seem to have a Middle Eastern accent?

I know that America has outsourced plenty of jobs over to India, but I had no idea that now we outsource election cold calls to Gaza City. That Barack Obama. He’s such a trendsetter! I mean that’s Global Thinking, don’t you think? I mean it’s important that you vote for the Middle East’s candidate of choice isn’t it? Even Hamas has wink wink endorsed Barky Obama. What’s a little terrorism between friends, right? I mean if you are going to hang out with terrorists, you might as well go global and not just stick to those boring domestic terrorists like Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.

Barack is so popular in the Middle East! No wonder all those Pakistani billionaires are bundling money for him so passionately. Pakistan is so cool isn’t it? They set women on fire over there just for the hell of it! I can see where that would be attractive to Obama supporters, can’t you?

I know that Khalidi, Brezinski, Auchi and Alsammarae love Barack Obama too. Just because he’s a nice guy!

I would like you to meet a guy in Gaza City who gathers his friends at an internet cafe just so they can call Americans before their primary elections. They say they really like Barack Obama’s “Manifesto”.Your next election call might have come from here. Cool huh? Kind of makes you feel really safe and secure doesn’t it? Sorry about the Bush junk following this piece. Just hit stop before you see his chimp face.

UPDATE OCTOBER 28: Video didn’t transfer from old blog. So I put it back in for the moron who just posted a comment all these months later. Slow, I know. But hey, what can I say?

14 Responses

  1. i thought Obama was gonna do something about questionable trade agreements (I mean do something about them or not– depending on the crowd he was talking to). Do we have a trade agreement with Gaza? Is that
    NAFTAG? North American Free Trade Act (and) Gaza? I mean this is a trade issue isn’t it?
    –us trading our democracy for Gaza to destroy Israel? Isn’t that a trade? or is that just a traitor?

    Uppity, do you know a movie called, It Happened One Summer?
    I see Obama in the lead male role.

  2. Oops, sorry Uppity.
    The movie is, “suddenly last summer”

  3. one more update about suddenly last summer. It’s not the male lead that Obama would be.
    If you know the movie, you know what I’m talking about. Obama would be the guy whose face you never see.

  4. yes I know the movie! I have one better for you though. I see him as Leland Gaunt of Needful Things.

  5. Leland Gaunt. I had to look that one up. that’s creepy. I never read the book, but I saw the movie on tv. Evil guy, that Leland Gaunt. Yes, very evil. But you know that actor played him with some class. Obama doesn’t have the class. The creepy part— yes, creepily, yes–Obama’s got that.
    In suddenly last summer: It seems to fit Obama somehow. You know–when those people turn against him.

  6. Leland Gaunt sold things to people that they coveted, and the things all turned out to be something else when they got them home.

  7. Oooh, I’m getting the creeps remembering that. I remember all the neighbors turning against each other– each thinking that the other was the source of the evil that had befallen them.
    Sounds Obama-esque.

  8. I will go you both one better- ever read “The Stand”?
    Obama reminds me of Randall Flagg. I have no doubt in my mind AT. All. that we are in a fundamental battle for our country.

  9. “Sorry about the Bush junk following this piece. Just hit stop before you see his chimp face.”

    Gosh, that made for a good laugh! Uppity, this whole thing is way out of control and I don’t know what in the world we can do to fix it!! I haven’t been to No Quarter in days, so let me head over there to see what they have up.

  10. Hey, Uppity -

    Just wanted to let you know someone left a message over on my blog and mentioned you. Not in a nice way. I am happy to put in my two cents worth, but if you want to come by and comment, you are welcome (it is in the post abt Howard Wolfson).

    Take care -
    Amy

  11. Thanks Amy. That’s that nutcase Kid. I block her. She came here earlier this week telling us how Barky needs our support, but she didn’t say so till after she called us and Hillary every name in the book. Kid never disputes anything with a fact. Kid is swooning for Barky. First Black Man and blah blah blah. These folks need to practice some humility. They are going to need it soon enough. I block that one. You should too. Just don’t let the posts through. Makes em crazy.

  12. But you know that actor played him with some class.

    Max von Sydow. Classy guy. Also a great comedian although many don’t know it.

  13. That’s that nutcase Kid.

    Does Betty Ford have a programme for Kool-Aid addiction? ;)

  14. The world must be so much more interesting when you’re a conspiracy theorist! Everything can be summed up using the language of inane novels by third-rate writers. How fun and convenient.

    *******Wow, I wasn’t aware the REUTERs was a conspiracy theorist or 3rd rate author! Here all along, I thought they were an International News Organization. Say! Which first-rate book did YOU write?

    Here’s the video, moron.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21YF7ggCG6g&eurl=http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com/2008/05/barack-obamas-primary-cold-call-center.html

    Nevermind. Say goodbye.******

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