I’m telling you, Barack Obama is hot.
First Hamas endorsed him and then Chavez endorsed him.
And now North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il AKA “Dear Leader” has endorsed him too.
Dear Leader seems particularly ecstatic at the thought of an Obama Presidency, because Obama is going to sit down and talk with him without pre-conditions or anything. Kim can give Barack a tour of his nuclear reactors and warheads and things and Obama can say,
“Now Kim. Can I call you Kim, man? This is not a good thing, OK buddy? I mean it’s not nice to blow people and things up, you know? “
And Kim is going slap his forehead and say,
“You know, Barry, You’re right! I could have had a V-8! I promise I will stop! I know I promised to disarm a couple of times before but this time I swear, I really mean it, because you are Barack Obama, that’s why!”.
And then they will both sit down to a nice Korean dinner of Japchae and Galbi gui, and later they can stroll around the starving people in the countryside, check out the billboards depicting US forces skewered on People’s Army bayonets, maybe smoke some of those Marlboro knockoffs Dear Leader dumps into the market.
They can have an extended discussion of Dear Leader’s Marxism-Leninism expertise, a subject which Mr. Obama holds great interest in, as loudspeakers calm them both in the background with their gentle soothing declaration of “We must safeguard the leadership of Comrade Kim Jong-il!” And everything will be just fine after that!
In fact, Dear Leader is even going to promise to stop his state-run criminal enterprise, replete with drug-running operations, and scams to counterfeit everything from U.S. dollars to namebrand cigarettes to Viagra. He is going to be healed and Barack Obama can just float right on to his next talk with no pre-conditions.
I’m telling you it’s going to be a miracle.
A miracle I tell you.
I mean look at this face. How can you not trust this face. Poor Kim is so misunderstood. He didn’t really mean to buy those nuclear reactors or make those warheads or threaten anybody or anything!
Once Barack Obama talks to him, it will be all over, let me tell you. That’s why Europe and surrounding countries aren’t nervous at all about Barack’s idea to just sit down with all this good fellow, make Nicey-Nicey and spread Hope-y Change-y everywhere.
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"This is not culture. This is not custom. This is criminal."
Hope-y, Change-y, Wish-y.
Wanna-be somebod-y.
Everyone get in Line-y to “talk” to Dumb-y.
Sheeesh!
Are you saying Obama’s message of hope and change did not touch the heart of this man?
Poor Kim, if he was a little more attractive and wore a beret, he would have a movie about his life and his image would be on the walls of Obama’s campaign offices.
Someone needs to replace that faux-Presidential seal with the Mr. Yuck symbol. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Mr_Yuk.png
Who’s next? Charles Manson?
Yes, good idea with twist. Mr. Kim’s coiff on Mr. Yuck’s head, on Mr. Obama’s presidential seal.
Then all these “leaders” he wants to meet without preconditions can stand behind it and take a group photo.
Next thing you know, we’ll be hearing from Obama that he looked into the soul of Kim Jong ill and saw that he was a good man.
This is hysterically funny Uppity!
Made my morning. Thanks,
Nellie
outstanding Uppity!!!
here’s another transvestite for change:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2737QUBxFY
They are standing in line for their up close and personal “talks” with our presumptive whatever. He abandoned his seal–did you see that?
Hahahaha! I can actually visualize the meeting you are describing. Obama stuttering and stammering and Kin smiling and nodding. Yeppers, Barky will demonstrate his bad ass magickal powers once and for all.
Maybe later they will snack on some kimchi.
I really should have added a gift exchange you know? Like Kim gives Barky a pony, something like that.
Thank you Uppity.
I can see now that Barky wants to spread Barky dust on all leaders of questionable repute as well as HRC supporters. Problem is that it doesn’t work with HRC supporters.
Barky’s now asking his fundraisers to help Hill pay off her debt.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_el_pr/obama_hillary_clinton
I think that’s good but I still can’t see him as POTUS and I hope Hill outwits him and screws him bad.
Uppity I needed a laugh! Thank you so much!
PUMA
Yup, he made sure he got her top contirbutors under his belt first. Then he will ask one of “his” contributors to “pay off” her debt so he can look the the Knight in Polished Shit Armour that he is. In the meantime, the money that flows in from her top contributors offsets.
In primaries, it is not unusual for the winner to retire losing debts. Only it’s not usually publicized unless you are a sack of shit like barack obama is.
I have your official Obama seals finished. I wasn’t sure what you wanted beyond the chicken. Let me know if you want me to post them on my blog or email them to you. My email address is on my blog in the right hand margin lurking about but not terribly obvious.
As for this, another world leader salivating at the thought of an Obama presidency. Boy, is Barack the pooh bear going to learn a few quick lessons while all of us pay the price.
Wow clyde that was fast! I emailed you.
Hey Uppity! Love your blogs but I can’t help wondering if you are someone I know who also says she is uppity?Is that you Em?
Either way I love your attitude!
Nope don’t know anybody named Em, but I bet we would get along.
I do hope she lives through your fingering her though.
…meaning it’s not really wise to mention friends’ names or nicknames with these Obama savages scouring for people to threaten. One of their favorite hobbies is outing people. A little information like “Em” is a world of information for the skankiest among us.
I didn’t get the email for some reason so I posted them on my blog for the time being. I’m off to the real world.
The Rubber Chicken
Meanwhile, here at home…he’s looking for women…
“Obama Courts “Working Women” in ABQ, NM in Another Closed Event”
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3hvo2f
Yes, Obama is having “intimate” conversations with “working women” to win them over…Guess he needs that demographic after all. Next, he’ll be visiting seniors in assisted-living facilities….
With all those who would love to see the US come down jumping on the Barry mobile, what does that say about the Dem elite?? Kennedy,Kerry Nancy etc.
It doesn’t look good . Are they asking me to choose between being an American and a Dem?? Ugh…I don’t needs a nano second for that one. Country 1st
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