Jon Stewart’s Latest On The One

Posted on August 30, 2008 by Uppity Woman

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  1. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:05 PM Said:

    LOL LOL LOL

  2. HARP, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:16 PM Said:

    Fabulous

  3. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:18 PM Said:

    http://thepage.time.com/2008/08/30/mccain-collects-7-million-since-palin-announcement/

    Since naming Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has collected $7 million.

    LOL

    I am not proud. Yes, I am gloating.

  4. Greenconsciousness, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:37 PM Said:

    I am putting this on all the blogs I link to suggesting we do not have to be slaves to the places they push us.
    Who are you voting for?

    I am Writing-In Hillary

    http://www.writehillaryin.com/ and joining the New Democrat PUMA party.

    Listen to the Aug 29th radio show on your computer from the PUMA people who went to Denver.

    I called in at the end of the first hour.

    http://www.blogtalkradio.com/no-we-wont

    Saturday Night, August 30, 2008, 9-11 pm ET, tune in to “Murphy and Friends” on No We Won’t Radio. Murphy will be discussing the importance of staying united as a block of voters. She will unveil The New Democratic Party and with its Platform

    Read “the party’s over” on my blog

  5. PJ, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:39 PM Said:

    That is killer funny.

    My favorite – the dog kissing the cat.

  6. PJ, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:39 PM Said:

    Save – for real?

  7. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:48 PM Said:

    Hi greenconciousness, I have read your blog a number of times. I in fact was very touched about your loss of your cats to a beast on two legs. At least I think that was your blog.

    I am a PUMA member and listen to blog talk radio often. And I think Murphy is just great and touch her blog daily.

    I know the writein hillary people, from back to when they got started. Great folks. The only comment I have is when discussing write-ins I do hope everyone understands that different states handle write-ins differently, even by county. In some cases you could find your hillary vote going to the Party of the person you Write In. In this case, that would mean Barack Obama.

    I see write in hillary as an option for sure, just so long at people are sure their vote will be counted as Hillary.

  8. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 8:56 PM Said:

    PJ, for real.

    Uppity I totally forgot! I just remembered that Joe Biden, who is supposed to be Mr. Experience- he graduated 76th out of 85 at Syracuse Law.

    http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/2008/08/obama-picks-vee.html

    But this explains why she (being s-m-a-r-t) was able to accomplish so much in 13 years and why he (thinking he is s-m-r-t, d’oh!) has not done nearly as much.

    Sarah Palin
    Current Office: Governor of Alaska
    Date of Birth: Feb. 11, 1964
    Age: 44
    Place of Birth: Sandpoint, Idaho
    Home: Wasilla, Alaska
    Education: University of Idaho, 1987
    Religion: Lutheran
    Party: Republican
    Political Experience: Wasilla Mayor, 1996-2002. Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission Chairman, 2003-04. Elected governor in 2006.
    Misc.: Palin’s son Track enlisted in the Army in 2007, and is scheduled to be deployed to Iraq in September.

    Joe Biden
    Current Office: U.S. Senator
    Date of Birth: Nov. 20, 1942
    Age: 65
    Place of Birth: Scranton, Pa.
    Home: Wilmington, Del.
    Religion: Catholic
    Education: University of Delaware, 1965; Syracuse University College of Law, 1968
    Party: Democrat
    Political Experience: U.S. Senator from Deleware, 1972-present
    Misc.: Biden’s son Beau, a captain in the Army National Guard, is scheduled to be deployed to Iraq in October.

    Source
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122002615833483595.html?mod=hpp_us_whats_news

    LOL

    Even though he admitted he plagiarized in law school, he graduated at the bottom

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE3DB143FF93BA2575AC0A961948260

    So basically Slow Joe Biden has been a Senator. The guy who plagiarized Neil Kinnock’s speech, which wouldn’t have been as bad, except Biden’s father was’t a coal miner, which was referenced in Kinnock’s speech

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/biden.htm

    For more see here

    http://www.famousplagiarists.com/politics.htm

    Profile PLTC-1987-JRB

  9. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:00 PM Said:

    Bwhahahaaha

    I found this at Beldar too

    http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/2008/08/obamas-first-po.html

    “They’re utterly pole-axed. Their universe has been turned upside down. Someone cut the wires to all of their electro-magnets, and suddenly what was magical and transcendant and radiating hopey-changey happy waves is now exposed as slag. They can’t even speak her name.”

    LOL LOL LOL

  10. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:01 PM Said:

    ROFL Liberty. Surely if we could feel this coming, those geniuses over in the parallel Axerod universe might have guessed it.

  11. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:02 PM Said:

    PJ for real

    I had a post, but I must have done something wrong.

    I won’t recreate it here but I was making the point about Slow Joe Biden, graduating at the bottom of his class even after plagiarizing in law school. Also he plagiarized in ‘88, taking Neil Kinnock’s speech which wouldn’t have been noticeable, except Joe’s dad wasn’t a coal miner! LOL

  12. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:05 PM Said:

    I just fished that post out of spam, Liberty. It’s on the board now. The thing is, if you include two or more links the spam software thinks you are joe pervert pimping porn links.

  13. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:05 PM Said:

    Uppity, I think that these guys are intellectually lazy.

    No one bothered to check him out.

  14. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:06 PM Said:

    Oops. Thanks Uppity!

  15. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:09 PM Said:

    Liberty why worry about the guy’s skeletons when you know the MSM is going to help you bury his bones.

  16. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:11 PM Said:

    Bwhahahahaha

    McCain is prepared to change the convention into a hurricane relief effort.

    http://www.pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/archives2/023684.php

  17. saveliberty, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:12 PM Said:

    ;) Uppity, it is a new world.

    Do not underestimate the power of the electronic word, or better yet, the online ad.

  18. scott in jupiter, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:19 PM Said:

    Uppity how did Stewart steal that film from MSNBC. It’s their stock footage of the one.

    Did you see Stewart last night.

    A more modest man would have accepted the nomination at the Grand Canyon.

  19. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:22 PM Said:

    ROFL Scott!!!!!!! Can you cop a link for us?

  20. MTdob4Hill, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:31 PM Said:

    I don’t know what took me so long to put you on my bloglines list. I adore graphics…but this Jon Stewart you tube is Hill-arious!

  21. raGing, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:38 PM Said:

    please don’t post this link if you think it will cause offense to some. looks like Palin will not be thinned skinned with MSM. that’s good.

  22. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:48 PM Said:

    Yeah the Obama camp is pimping this one all over the net. Two things come to mind

    1. I can forgive her a lot easier than i can forgive the obama camp which pounded us and Hillary day and night

    2. She is going to find out herself just how brutal these pigs can be. By then she will be…..um…reassessing.

  23. raGing, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:58 PM Said:

    it’s all politics. was made back in March. she didn’t live thru an impeachment hearing. won’t mention all the other. poor Hillary.
    you’ve probably seen these.
    Biden in Beaver, I believe yesterday after he was run over by the McCain bus. clean, bright & articulate, a storybook man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5khF2i2ek
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=836304396

  24. imustprotest, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:02 PM Said:

    I can’t believe this but I just saw on NQ that the Obama smear machine against Palin is in full swing. It’s really disgusting.

  25. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:10 PM Said:

    Gee, Rag, his wife must be REALLY short. I mean he’s a pip squeak and he towers over her.

    I love when he said I LOVE Michelle. I was thinking yeah well Barack loves Jill too. Check out his kiss, dodo.

    He left scranton when again? Ah God, nevermind.

    Imust, I love inflaming those pissants that show up at NQ. I make them crazy and then they try to follow me back to my blog and land in spam. lol.

  26. cat, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:15 PM Said:

    Excellent entertainment! GMade tears of laughter fall from my eyes.

    Anyone like comparison’s???

    http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/

  27. raGing, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:16 PM Said:

    all lies. they luv that stuff in the Phully, PA area. i do resent him mentioning my family’s hometown willow grove. i’m waitin for him to swap some spit with MO. hehe.

  28. PJ, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:17 PM Said:

    I think you’re right Uppity. Palin just looked naive to me. I doubt anyone can understand what it’s like to take a beating from the pigs everyday unless you’ve been there. I do think she’ll see things differently by Nov.

  29. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:23 PM Said:

    Love the governing experience section cat. Laughing my ass off. She was a mayor for ten years? Let me tell you being a mayor teaches you a LOT.

  30. Mary, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:40 PM Said:

    raGing, on August 30th, 2008 at 9:38

    On the other hand, UW, this Palin looks to be good, hardy pioneer stock. Maybe, too, she was throwing down the gauntlet to the MSM. Looks like the girl next door, kicks like the toughest kid on the block. Only wish she’d done it less hurtfully to HRC..

  31. scott in jupiter, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:46 PM Said:

    Uppity here’s your link.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183520&title=the-heart-of-hopeness

    Try to see the whole episode if you can John Oliver was chanting OSAMA and some guys picked up Anderson Cooper and spun him around for an AC 360. Pretty funny.

  32. Mary, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:59 PM Said:

    cat, on August 30th, 2008 at 10:15 pm:

    Ah, gee, Cat, he’s not so bad. it did say he was a community organizer.

  33. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:14 PM Said:

    Where I come from community organizer would be like the equivalent of a summer job as a playground director. People with real resumes don’t bother putting pissant jobs like that on their paper. Actually he was what is called a “Street Organizer” but that didn’t sound romantic so he made it sound fancier, just like most resume liars do.

    Barack Obama registered voters and helped make sure they got off their asses and voted for the machine.

  34. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:15 PM Said:

    Ooooooooooooo Scott! Thank you man! I love you but then you already know that.

  35. Mary, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:22 PM Said:

    To get the full signficance,you’ve got to hear Hannity sneer, “Community Organizer.” Isn’t that someone who intimidates impoverished seniors and winos?

  36. Uppity Woman, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:24 PM Said:

    No kidding, mary. It’s one step up from being an acorn volunteer and visiting the jails to get people who haven’t been convicted yet to vote absentee before they become official felons.

    John do you know how to embed comedy central videos on wordpress. wordpress makes me crazy. On blogger you could embed anything from anywhere. Not so on wordpress. But I’m not ever going back to the blogger red army.

  37. Mary, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:25 PM Said:

    Scott: . Just when my ribs were recovering from Uppity saying she’d go blind if she saw Donna Brazile in a toga. Thanks for the multi-chuckles.

  38. Mary, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:27 PM Said:

    ” visiting the jails to get people who haven’t been convicted yet to vote absentee before they become official felons.”

    Oh, my aching ribs.

  39. MEchelle Hates America, on August 30th, 2008 at 11:30 PM Said:

    This reminds me of Julie Brown’s mockumentary of Madonna’s Truth or Dare Concert Tour.

    When the person is so bizarre –

    it’s difficult to make anything much stranger –

    if you’re lucky it will just be funnier.

  40. CTmom, on August 31st, 2008 at 1:55 AM Said:

    Yeah, Uppity, “community organizer” Barky spent all that time registering voters just so he could invalidate their signatures on his opponents’ petitions when he later decided to run for public office.

    I can’t imagine why people say the man has no core beliefs.

  41. No to B.O. = Body Odor & Barack Obama, on August 31st, 2008 at 3:51 AM Said:

    Thank you so much, Uppity! I really needed that good laugh after this entire week of worship dedicated to the ONE. Palin is gonna wipe the floor with these bozos.

  42. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 7:39 AM Said:

    Obama threw his staff under the bus, along with his white grandmother.

    http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=14C1FE2D-18FE-70B2-A86C1F7E6F83041C

  43. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:09 AM Said:

    Just in case you were wondering, Saudis overwhelmingly back Obama

    http://www.arabnews.com/?page=4&section=0&article=113617&d=31&m=8&y=2008&pix=world.jpg&category=World

  44. Uppity Woman, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:16 AM Said:

    Gee. What a surprise….

  45. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:20 AM Said:

    Alan Colmes posted that -Palin’s Neglect Caused Down’s Syndrome Birth Stress.

    The item was taken down. If it ever comes back, here’s the link

    http://www.alan.com/2008/08/30/did-palin-take-proper-pre-natal-care/

    I can believe that of the people at Daily Kos. I can even believe that of someone on DU. I am shocked by this being from Alan Colmes.

    Meanwhile the smears of the fake pregnancy are put to rest by an eyewitness

    http://www.polartrec.com/node/3944

  46. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:21 AM Said:

    Sorry I forgot not to post two links.

  47. Uppity Woman, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:28 AM Said:

    Very sick. Caught in their own irony. These left of left fascists have become what they despised. This is the kind of shit you would hear come out of pat robertson’s mouth.

  48. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:32 AM Said:

    This gets out, it will backfire.

    Most Americans don’t like this stuff.

  49. Uppity Woman, on August 31st, 2008 at 8:38 AM Said:

    Oh it’s out all right. There are pages upon pages of Google references to it. He may have taken down his page but he is there for posterity. Hopefully somebody got a screen shot besides.

  50. saveliberty, on August 31st, 2008 at 9:01 AM Said:

    Bwhahaha

    Uppity, you may like this. We may need to call him the Drooler

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/08/29/obama-youve-got-something/

  51. raGing, on August 31st, 2008 at 9:50 AM Said:

    somebody needs to remove the dead animals from this clip before PETA goes ape-shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvBbcFDPI0

  52. Uppity Woman, on August 31st, 2008 at 10:03 AM Said:

    Raging, PETA is ALREADY ape shit.

  53. cat, on August 31st, 2008 at 11:21 AM Said:

    “I can’t believe this but I just saw on NQ that the Obama smear machine against Palin is in full swing. It’s really disgusting.”

    Sunday morning political show on broadcast tv (don’t ask for names as I am clueless to what I am watching) brought this up and predicted it will hurt Obama more than help him, so I hope they keep doing it. Disgusting yes, but if it turns you off, be assured its turning alot of others off!

  54. Star, on August 31st, 2008 at 12:10 PM Said:

    I loved that video–the dog and cat were good, but Seinfeld and (pause) Newman cracked me up. Oh, yes, get ready for the smears–she looks like a Mary Kay saleslady, a bimbo, a cocktail waitress, she is McCain’s girlfriend (my sister came up with this one because her husband said Obama is an asshole), outline on the ladies’ room door, some chick, etc. Gosh, Joe Biden is a 30-yr retread who has exceeded his shelf date and caused more misery than you can imagine amongst us clingers with his war on drugs and no-bankruptcy-for-you bills. But do we mock his weird hair plugs or capped horse teeth? Ooops, did I type that out loud? Well–how do you like it, ‘bots? He also is a sloppy speaker. I have heard them called The Snubber and The Flubber.

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