Cognizant enough to recognize that the folks who attend rodeos are very good at identifying bullshit and horseshit, Barack Obama showed up at a rodeo site with a teleprompter.
No kidding, you can’t make this shit up. The guy is now bringing his teleprompter with him on the campaign trail. We all know why though. Because his brain isn’t even remotely attached to his mouth.
Way to go Barack. Maybe they can embed a remote teleprompter on your head. How about a nice construction helmet with the teleprompter on a little arm for adjustment? That way if anybody anywhere asks you a question, somebody can pop your answer in for you.
Waiter: Sir, would you like some dessert?
Axelrod behind the curtain: Skippy!! Load the dessert answer!
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"This is not culture. This is not custom. This is criminal."
Shows that now more than ever he is just a talking head that should be working for a publisher recording books on tape rather than running for POTUS.
And CNN had the nerve to report this. Axelrod and Co. will have to start shipping the Kool Aid by the pallet rather than just by the case to CNN.
Please read some of the comments to the CNN story, the pods are nuts. With crap like “at least he writes his own speeches.” Half the country deserves to be committed.
There’s a phrase we use: “This ain’t my first rodeo, partner”.
And most everyone knows how to ride – even if they don’t rope.
Well, look at the asshat – Oblowme!
He’ll go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
But the MSM will be astonished at his amazing oratory!
he & Joe both need a ventriloquist. they could be their own Bertie the Bunyip show.
This would be really funny if it were not so pathetic. But I have to admit I laughed out loud as I read it. Uppity you are SO funny. You can make me laugh through my tears at what we lost when the DNC rigged this primary and we lost Hillary.
Joe should stick to the Phully pub sceen. they relate better…
http://www.bythefault.com/2008/09/16/bidens-latest-gaffe-americans-in-small-towns-not-used-to-someone-as-smart-as-obama/
LOL bert. What’s left to do but laugh, right?
Bucket of slop? She’d fit right in on Women on the Web (I know–I am trying to kick my obsession, am tapering). My friends are still sending me things from Rosie’s website (Rosie’s website–now there is an authoritative source) about how Gov Palin hates polar bears and so on. Really? You don’t think I can figure out who to vote for? Do I send you materials on Acorn and all the rest? Why is everyone so threatened by my voting rep? I live in AZ anyhow–and I only have one vote!
Uppity, I read somewhere yesterday that Lou Dobbs called out Campbell Brown when she ridiculed Palin for using a teleprompter. Apparently Lou said something like, “tell me which politician doesn’t use a teleprompter?” He also asked the “panel:” when was the last time Obama held a press conference? I heard that they coudn’t answer….
LOL
(I’d like to find the tape of that exchange. If any of your readers have it, maybe they could also leave a comment at my blog with the information: http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com. thanks!!)
To be fair, McCain reads, always looking…is he on a telepromter, too?
But McCain hasn’t been hailed as the greatest speaker of all time, either!! LOL!!
In the meantime….
Today’s post…on the heels of the Mooseburger Mom….the wisdom of chickens….
Sarah, Joe and Liza the Chicken
http://insightanalytical.wordp...
a touching story to make a point…
The last time he held a press conference, he stomped off the platform and said “Come on guys! I answered a whole bunch of questions!”. It seems they were questioning him about Rezko…..
Oh wait! He held one from his R&R in Hawaii while Russia was invading Georgia.
He looks like a schmuck. Period.
It is beyond me how he’s still so close in the polls. To whom are these pollsters talking? Sometimes I despair. Today is one of those days.
Some of the polls are auto telephone polls. You can imagine a high school student answering the phone…..
And always remember the primaries. Obama CONSISTENTLY underperformed the polls.
Bet Obama is BEHIND the meltdown, but of course, gets to play innocent yet again because of,
a “lapse of judgement” in his associations with unethical rich and powerful, with terrorists, with foreign fundraisers, including all of these. McCain admits he doesn’t know “as much about the economy as he should.” This all looks too fishy. Pritzker for Treasury Secretary? Now THAT is scary.
a little kompa music. i hope all these suckers feel the same way about Obama. he’s been ignoring them for the Cubans cause they bring in the money. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_V1dJiH17s
The teleprompter and Obama=Maybe if they covered
it with bullshit, no one would be able to tell the difference?
You all might want to take a look at this article. It’s the happiest thing I’ve read all day, and not the first I’ve read stating that the arrogance and stupidity of the BO campaign is going to lose it for him (halleluia!).
Quotes from the link:
A senior Democratic strategist, who has played a prominent role in two presidential campaigns, told The Sunday Telegraph: “These guys are on the verge of blowing the greatest gimme in the history of American politics. They’re the most arrogant bunch Ive ever seen. They won’t accept that they are losing and they won’t listen.”
Party leaders and commentators say that the Democrat candidate spent too much of the summer enjoying his own popularity and not enough defining his positions on the economy – the number one issue for voters – or reaching out to those blue collar workers whose votes he needs if he is to beat Mr McCain.
Peggy Noonan, the former Reagan speechwriter, blamed the defection of women voters from Mr Obama on the atom bomb of ritual abuse by left-wing bloggers and Democratic officials, painting Mrs Palin as a bad mother and religious weirdo.
Ms Noonan wrote: “The snobbery of it, the meanness of it, reminded the entire country, for the first time in a decade, what it is they don’t like about the Left.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/2909844/Barack-Obama-under-fire-for-ignoring-advice-on-how-to-beat-John-McCain.html
The whole article is worth the read. It is hope for us, who do. not. want. Obama. I’ve felt overwhelmingly frustrated and depressed at the free pass given to this lying, delusional freak. This article is good news for me, because many Dems and voters are not drinking the kool aid. Maybe there is a God.
Obviously, Obama ‘ s teleprompter has always been setting on a pile of horseshit….Now we know it for sure!LOL!
Obama’s teleprompter addiction (necessity?) gives a whole new meaning to the moniker “Mr. T.”!
Oh, that explains it. Obama is the new and improved Charlie McCarthy doll and Edgar Bergen has a hand up his ass making his voice box squeak. And half this country thought they had a candidate.
Teleprompter is BHO’s parasitic siamese twin. Cut it off, and the minor twin withers. Failed separation, therefore required reattachment.
I think this is my first time to post here, but I had to let you know I had a great laugh over “because his brain isn’t even remotely connected to his mouth”
he does tend to get bored I think, with his own bu shite, and then loses track and forgets to keep track, of where he is in time and space even. I think he gets almost trancelike with his bu shite -ing. He appears to bore quite easily, from what I can tell…
Uppity Woman, on September 16th, 2008 at 11:28 am Said:
The last time he held a press conference, he stomped off the platform and said “Come on guys! I answered a whole bunch of questions!”. It seems they were questioning him about Rezko…..
Bless you Uppity! When this wasn’t a deal killer – and instead Oblowme was elevated to “The One” and “The Messiah” –
The DNC had one last chance for me via HRC.
Predictably, the DNC made the criminally fatally flawed choice.
Apparently Lou said something like, “tell me which politician doesn’t use a teleprompter?”
To use a teleprompter for a one-of-a-kind speech, such as a policy speech, is one thing. To take it on the road to give the same stump speech you’ve given a hundred times before? BIG difference!
What a moron!!! Think he’ll speak for himself when he loses in November? I am quite sure we’ll hear some expletives fly out of his mouth then!
Traveler, I can tell you exactly who he is pandering to – college kids. I’m a Prof. and my son and daughter are at University. Much to my dismay, my kids are going to vote for the Plastic Jesus. Even though Uppity has been my personal friend for years, and I can attest that she won’t post anything that she can’t back up with facts, my kids just scoff. Talk about frustrated!!!! It’s brainwashing and horseshit.
Peekaboo Lioness! Take them shopping on election day….