“Carve Your Pumpkin, Change Your World” UPDATED:Freedom Fairy

Posted on October 9, 2008 by Uppity Woman

No kidding. I didn’t make that up. That’s what it says at yeswecarve.com, where you can download  “Stencils We Can Believe In“.

Here’s your stencil. Here’s the “Barack O’Lantern” download (pdf), nice pumpkin-sized for your convenience.

Get started. I have the distinct feeling Freedom Fairy will finish before you do.

Because this whole election process is a Halloween stunt. Plenty of masks too.

Now you understand why adults should never let children pick presidents.

As I expected, Freedom Fairy has become involved.

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59 Responses

  1. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 12:20 PM Said:

    Is that the ACORN voter registration form?

  2. gagirl, on October 9th, 2008 at 12:32 PM Said:

    Why can’t we have two Americas? Like we have tables at Thanksgiving? BHO can lead the kids’ (and adults that still like to drink kool-aid) table and McCain can lead the grown-ups’ table….The kids’ table can work on “service” and college leadership and pumpkins and jewelry and facebook and hope and change, and the rest of us can work on the real stuff.

    If I lived in another country and saw this website, I would be ROFLMAO at America.

  3. diamondtiger, on October 9th, 2008 at 12:41 PM Said:

    this is definitely the AYFKM? Award for today!!!

    once again Uppity, YOU ROCK!

  4. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:08 PM Said:

    Ya know the more I look at that emblem the more it looks like a stink bomb.
    “CBS REPORTER SHOCK: OBAMA AIRPLANE SMELLS BAD”

  5. deadenders, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:10 PM Said:

    Typewriterstreaming
    His wife and kids call him “stinky”.

  6. raGing, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:20 PM Said:

    what, no Barack halloween masks?
    a spot on Miami 4 News last night reported an elementary school mock Presidential election.
    kids were instructed on the voting process. no party endorsement from the teachers.
    MCCAIN WON!!! got 64% of the vote. that’s a good indication that one or two or a whole extended family for each child is a McCain supporter.
    can’t find the story. it’s well hidden.

  7. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:22 PM Said:

    deadenders, OMG LOL that’s right! It’s all coming together.

  8. paganpower, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:31 PM Said:

    Obama is absolutely the scariest ghoul I can imagine. Kinda pisses me off because Halloween is my favorite day.

  9. Hal, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:39 PM Said:

    What did the innocent pumpkin do to deserve such a perverted thing?

  10. FreedomFairy, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:45 PM Said:

    it actually looks like the top of the ACORN logo

    wait and see…..

    ;-D

  11. Uppity Woman, on October 9th, 2008 at 1:54 PM Said:

    “this is definitely the AYFKM? Award for today!!!”
    What scares me is I understood this.

  12. mcnorman, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:04 PM Said:

    yes deadenders and his plane stinks as well

  13. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:08 PM Said:

    Obama gonads for sale.

  14. socalannie, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:10 PM Said:

    Haha! Love your scary pumpkin poster, FF!

    Is the barky nation going to take over all holidays now? Can you picture an Obama Christmas tree? Maybe a Christmas Carols cd with the songs performed by barkys scary buds, Wright, Phleger, Ayers, et al posing together with red santa hats on the cover.

  15. imustprotest, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:40 PM Said:

    Now those are some SCARY pumpkins!!!!

  16. Star, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:44 PM Said:

    Is the barky nation going to take over all holidays now?

    Come-onza?

  17. deadenders, on October 9th, 2008 at 2:54 PM Said:

    Star,
    Yes we can.

    Reparations day
    Welfare day
    Domestic Terrorist day

    Feel free to add your own.

  19. Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 3:10 PM Said:

    UW
    FF
    Brilliant times 2!

  20. FembotsForObama, on October 9th, 2008 at 3:18 PM Said:

    Really scary pumpkins! If I go and kick some of them in, that does that make it racist pumpkin bashing?

    Just another something to chill you all….

    I’ve only seen that video of those Obama kids singing a couple of times, and have heard the Obama song “Yes We Can” a couple of times as well…

    Damn if I didn’t wake up this morning with both those songs and that little girl’s voice running through my head. It took me an hour to shake it.

    Those people who created these vids knew exactly what they were doing. It was no innocent impromtu sing-along.

    Who was that pop singer that made Obama’s speech into a song? John Mayer?

    Fighting the indoctrination. Thank God I have Uppity and other PUMA sites to keep me sane!

  21. Star, on October 9th, 2008 at 3:29 PM Said:

    The Gray Whore (NYT, as if I had to explain) has a gratuitous article on how cool Junior is compared with Bill Clinton–and get this, people can comment and say how great he is! Oh, and make no mistake–he is a gift to America, we are so lucky to have him, etc. I don’t get it and never will. Did you like how during the debates he said, “I wrote a letter and NOTHING HAPPENED.” Well–then what did you do? He has no THEN WHAT. None! the other day, I got to wondering if maybe someone did know about the financial collapse and this is all a put-up job to put him in charge of the ruin of America. Now THAT would be racist.

  22. JustMe, on October 9th, 2008 at 3:41 PM Said:

    Is the barky nation going to take over all holidays now?

    well if he is taking over the holidays and the worst thing that could happen if he is elected. celebrate your last Christmas remember they do not give presents to their girls at Christmas….. that holiday will be under the bus.

    and I celebrate bday on the 23rd hubby Xmas day guess it will be made just like every other shitty day with him in power!

    KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT.
    LETS MAKE SURE THE 4TH Nov is the best ever by voting in
    McCain/Palin

  23. FreedomFairy, on October 9th, 2008 at 3:48 PM Said:

    STAR – I HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT “PUT UP” JOB THING BEFORE TOO.

    (ooops – sorry about the caps!)

    Pin this all this catastrophe on the BLACK GUY and BLAME “them” for all the nation’s woes.

    American’s are good history forgetters. NO ONE will remember what it was like “when” Obama takes office. ALL they will know is HOW CRAPPY IT IS 4 years later. And then any QUALIFIED black person will be screwed for years and years to come.

    This has crossed my mind.

  24. surfergrrl, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:10 PM Said:

    No treats here…only tricks!!!!

  25. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:12 PM Said:

    You know, the more I look at that emblem the more I can see Michelle Obama in it.

  26. surfergrrl, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:17 PM Said:

    Fox broadcast the McCain/Palin Rally/Townhall this morning in Wisconsin. It was fantastic!!!!

    Click on Video underneath picture:

    http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/30688949.html

  27. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:22 PM Said:

    Star: He and Michelle are still bitter about waiting for that reply from their letter to Santa Claus.

  28. surfergrrl, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:32 PM Said:

    Great article in the Boston Herald today referring to comments from pollster John Zogby:

    “Pollster: Don’t believe the Dem hype”

    http://news.bostonherald.com/news/2008/view.bg?articleid=1124117&srvc=2008campaign&position=8

  29. MessyMarcy, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:43 PM Said:

    Star and FF, I sometimes wonder that too. Maybe Republicans don’t want to deal with all the crap that is going to fall on us after Bush leaves office (it seems to have started a little early), so they (not McCain, I mean the swiftboater types) don’t fight all that hard, let Obama get in, and then after four years of Obama incompetence, the Democratic Party will be completely destroyed. I read a prediction by someone somewhere (honest, Uppity, I can’t remember) along those same lines, and they thought Newt Gingrich would become President next if Obama got elected. I can see him being behind something like this.

  30. MessyMarcy, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:47 PM Said:

    After everyone finishes the pumpkin carving, here’s a book you’ll want to get for your kids (if you worship Obama):

    http://www.uncorrelated.com/2008/10/welcome_to_the_banana_republic.html

    Please note that it is for sale at Costco. I keep trying to tell you people that Idiocracy is a documentary, but no one will believe me.

  31. Star, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:49 PM Said:

    Not too sure I see Newt as a mastermind–he tried that in the House with his Contract with America and it punked out. He even makes a certain amt of sense…I see more creepy forces maybe being at work. I don’t know–I need a nap!

  32. Star, on October 9th, 2008 at 4:50 PM Said:

    Star: He and Michelle are still bitter about waiting for that reply from their letter to Santa Claus.

    LOL, Typey!

  33. MessyMarcy, on October 9th, 2008 at 5:09 PM Said:

    Creepier than Newt? That sends chills down my spine.

    He is making a little sense now, but I still hate to see him reappear on the scene. I think he’s a lot like Obama — only cares about himself, not the country. I’m not sure his contract punked out so much as the impeachment got going and then all of Newt’s improprieties came to light, leading to his resignation (and Bob Livingston’s), heh, heh. Which is when I started thinking Larry Flynt might not be so bad after all.

  34. vbonnaire, on October 9th, 2008 at 6:53 PM Said:

    thank you two for the only laugh in this whole big mess today. OMG. Freedom Fairy and Uppity 2012.

    I love you both!

    hugs. OMG. Uppity — like you said –
    you just can’t make this shit up.
    is there a Pelosi/Biden/Ayers 70’s radical Weatherman connection?

    I wonder…………

    Ugh.

  35. vbonnaire, on October 9th, 2008 at 6:59 PM Said:

    ps: I was thinking freedom fairy could photoshop a pumkin with that logo onto that pig nosed O in front of the capitol bldg—–

    kind of like the jack in the box ads only……
    Ugh.

    the ultimate pumpkinhead.

    Uppity. This is doubleplus unfunny. The thing is will Bush do something about ACORN? Or can he pull of this stunt?

  36. Biased Girl, on October 9th, 2008 at 7:34 PM Said:

    This is 100% off topic, but I really need some help. I recieved an e-mail today with a vile racist picture of a man on a bike with a terrible saying on it and you guessed it A McCain/Palin sticker on it. I got this from a black friend that I think of as my brother. I was immediately suspicious of the e-mail and started looking around on line so far I found it on a blog and mediatakeout.com (a huge black gossip site) the blogger claims he got it via e-mail from someone who took it from a camera phone. I think it this is the work of the Obama people. I’m not saying it’s a fake photo but the distribution alone smells of Obama Storm Troopers.

    If this is their doing, I want them to be found out as the race baiters they are. Please help. I don’t post here often so please feel free to check out my blog to verify that I am NOT a troll. I’m just a girl who is almost in tears that someone I love thinks I’m racist for voting for McCain.

    We must stop Obama.

  37. FreedomFairy, on October 9th, 2008 at 7:58 PM Said:

    vbonnaire – thanks

    as for “is there a Pelosi/Biden/Ayers 70’s radical Weatherman connection?

    I wonder…………”

    I have reason to believe there IS a DEAN/Ayers connection. Just a hunch. But remember – it was Dean who wanted “african-american” room-mates and got Ralph Dawson. Dean is only four years younger than Ayers. Also, my magic camera seems to want to sniff out a connection to a few others – that I dare not post here (or anywhere). Dean also did his pre-med at…ta da! Columbia! (Early 70’s…imagine!)

    And Ayers? Where was HE?

  38. Uppity Woman, on October 9th, 2008 at 7:59 PM Said:

    Biased, according to the Obama people, EVERYBODY who doesn’t vote for Obama is racist. So you have tons of company.

  39. Uppity Woman, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:00 PM Said:

    America would be socialist by now if Dean had become president.

  40. Uppity Woman, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:01 PM Said:

    Oh brother. Now “That one” is a racist phrase. If it were up to these jerks, there wouldnt be a vocabulary left. “Ho” would remain though. YOu call me Ho and that’s not sexist or anything, or if it is…..well so what.

    Screw em.

  41. FreedomFairy, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:20 PM Said:

    Uppity – “Ho” is just “O” by people who smoke –

    So, Barky isn’t saying “Ho” at all

    just chanting his own name

  42. catsrclean, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:25 PM Said:

    Alert…Alert…

    Obama gets major endorsement….

    http://www.puma08.com/2008/10/08/and-the-obama-09-brand-of-heroin-is-finally-here/

  43. Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:30 PM Said:

    “YOu call me Ho and that’s not sexist or anything, or if it is…..well so what.”

    And if you call me racist, so what?

  44. catsrclean, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:37 PM Said:

    Mary,

    If anyone tries the race card against you, use this fact to fight it:

    http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2008/10/09/wednesday-the-r-word-vs-the-c-word/

  45. catsrclean, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:53 PM Said:

    I remember the day McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his running mate. There was a big sigh of relief in the air as alot of people felt Obama was being shoved down our throats and they were just happy that Sarah came along and presented another choice (sorry John McCain, but alot of people felt that way).

    The Obama media and bloggers did everything in their power to make Sarah look bad. SNL has not helped – Sarah’s ratings go down every time Tina Fey plays her.

    But alot of people are still happy that Sarah is in the game:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/09/politics/fromtheroad/entry4512162.shtml

    AS much as we rag on Obama we should also be sure to praise McCain and Palin…

  46. Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:54 PM Said:

    in America.Thanks for an interesting read, catsrclean. A good way to handle charges of racism.

    Unless racism is accompanied by violence, I simply cannot accept that it is a crime at all, and certainly not the moral equivalent of murder, chld abuse, or rape, Same for sexism. Until such time as Obama or his like seizes power, there is no such thing as “thought crime” in America, only a failure to be politically correct.

  47. Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:01 PM Said:

    Me again, catsrclean (great name). I’ll never be able to reconcile myself to a media that took a lovely, descent young woman and tried to destroy her because Obama felt threatened by her. Ditto about what they did to Hillary and why.

  48. Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:05 PM Said:

    catsrclean, the following comment was intended as a thank you fo the riverdaughter article. Your name got lost somrwhere between my cuttng and pasting.
    Mary, on October 9th, 2008 at 8:54 pm Thanks again.

  49. catsrclean, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:09 PM Said:

    I just ran across a blog that really makes me angry…I mean, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but when you blog and don’t allow comments, well…

    http://womenagainstsarahpalin.blogspot.com/2008/10/independent-woman-says-no-to-palins.html

    I used the comment form and told the author I feel really sorry for her/him as she/he sounds like a really miserable person.

    Thank god I am not a liberal feminist. I never realized how miserable they are :-)

  50. ahrcanum, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:19 PM Said:

    Just makes ya not want to go Trick or Treating doesn’t it?

  51. Palin4Prez, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:20 PM Said:

    purely anecdotal, but…

    After work tonight, a security gurad struck up a conversation with me. He was talking about lie detectors at the next debate, something he read in the newspaper. I made a noncommital remark about TV body langaue experts. He then went into a disuccion of how Obama led to draging down the spirit of this election, to which I wholeheartedly agreed.

    This man was African American. Now you can be against Obama dn be black, but to bring it up to someone else. There’s a groundswell here.

  52. catsrclean, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:29 PM Said:

    Funny, the MSM leads us to believe that 99% of AA’s are voting Obama, but I think after the election we will be shocked to find out that that number is not even close. Yes., polls may say its true, but many AA’s can’t say they are voting against him or they will get crap for their opinion, just like non AA’s get called racist. It’s the same core problem.

  53. MessyMarcy, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:30 PM Said:

    catsrclean, it is a shock after all these years to learn we’ve been doing this feminist thing wrong. I didn’t realize I was supposed to be hating other women — I thought it was HELPING other women. Must have read the directions wrong.

  54. MessyMarcy, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:58 PM Said:

    catsrclean, I also wonder if he’ll get as high a percentage of black votes as the media and pollsters are saying. Considering how combative his worshippers are, I believe a lot of people may be reluctant to admit supporting McCain; I read a comment from someone the other day who said they always tell their Obama supporting friends they are voting for Cynthia McKinney so as not to have to listen to a lot of crap from them, but they are really going to vote for McCain.

    Also, I swear I heard or read somewhere the other day that huge numbers of people are just refusing to talk to the pollsters. You know an Obama supporter would never be the one refusing to take the poll, so really just how reliable are the polls, even assuming they aren’t biased for Obama, which is not an assumption I would ever make.

  55. Palin4Prez, on October 9th, 2008 at 10:07 PM Said:

    Marcy, good point. Since most of the pollsters are saying Barky is leading by 105%, I can see how a McCain supporter would think of pollsters as the adversary. I can certainly see how a Barky supporter (who probably doesn’t have a 9 to 5 job anyway) would love to spend a half hour of their time extolling the virtues of the stinky one.

  56. MMI, on October 9th, 2008 at 11:10 PM Said:

    Trick or Treat? Looks like a lot of people have been tricked by Obama and the MSM.

  57. catsrclean, on October 10th, 2008 at 9:15 AM Said:

    I also think alot of people who are not voting for Obama are either not answering pollsters or are lying. I mean, I keep my mouth shut around certain people. I have also used the Cynthia McKinney name.

  58. catsrclean, on October 10th, 2008 at 9:18 AM Said:

    Obama now officially declared The Messiah:

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=77539

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