How About That Obama Historic Victory Plate

Posted on November 20, 2008 by Uppity Woman

Well, you can all die happy now. Someone is offering  The official Barack Obama Historic Victory Plate is now available for the low low price of $19.99 As Seen On TV!.

….And just like Barack Obama, it is gold-plated on the outside while you have no idea what’s underneath the glitz–but it worries you a lot.

As a bonus, you will get a US Mint Commemorative George Washington Dollar Coin, which is really cool because, although he has already been called FDR, JFK, RFK, MLK and Lincoln without actually having done anything notable in his entire life, nobody has compared Obama to George Washington yet.

zorbeezFrankly, I’m kind of disappointed. I was hoping they would say BUT WAIT! If you order now, you can get a set of Billy Mays Zorbeez Multi Purpose Cleaning Cloths!!!

I think I will just hold out till they offer the Barack Obama Three Dollar Bill. That seems more appropriate.

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Now you can own a piece of history! Celebrate the victorious election of our 44th President of the United States, America’s first African American Commander, with the commemorative plate from the American Historic Society™.  The Historic Victory Plate™ is a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration.  This first collectors issue plate celebrates with the inscription “Change Has Come” scripted in 22K Gold text. The back displays the seal of the American Historic Society and documents the historic electoral and popular vote totals on election day.

Note: This article is a Satire. Look it up in the dictionary. You can find the link to purchase this Victory plate by surfing the net yourself. I have no intention of pimping this plate for anybody.

Filed under: Barack Obama, Satire

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41 Responses

  1. Star, on November 20, 2008 at 2:15 PM said:

    America’s first African American Commander,

    Say what?

  2. raGing, on November 20, 2008 at 2:23 PM said:

    makes a nice single-use frisby.
    i hate to be a contrarian sweetie but have you seen this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl6unmFX5KU

    Star, expect a George Patton comparison when Zero adds troops in Afghanistan

  3. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 2:26 PM said:

    If only there was a youtube of this commercial-I’m telling you it you couldn’t write better comedy if you tried! Thanks for putting it up, UW-started me laughing all over again. It has a typical white family around the dinner table, and their typical white kids sitting and staring at the plate like it’s the best thing EVAH.

    Along with the narrative it is ROFPIMP funny.

  4. Uppity Woman, on November 20, 2008 at 2:27 PM said:

    Do you have a link Indy?

  5. gagirl, on November 20, 2008 at 2:30 PM said:

    love the TWO-FACED coin!

    OR,
    the Certificate of AUTHENTICITY (heh)

  6. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 2:34 PM said:

    I’ll see if it’s online anywhere and get back to you.

  8. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 2:40 PM said:

    Hey, the link is in my moderated comment above. Automatic because of link?

  9. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 2:43 PM said:

    That one is missing the kids, but it’s close enough.

  10. Typewriterstreaming, on November 20, 2008 at 2:57 PM said:

    I am waiting for the Barack Obama Commemorative Charmin. I’d take it to my special Library and Mint it for him daily.

  11. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 3:15 PM said:

    TWS-ROFLMAO ;)

    Hey, there must be a way to get that made. Maybe sell it on Cafe Press?

  12. Linda Fox, on November 20, 2008 at 3:21 PM said:

    I”d say we should next have comemmorative seat covers to go along with the matching plates.!

  13. Star, on November 20, 2008 at 3:41 PM said:

    Certificate of authenticity…

    Hmmm, I could work at the place that certifies things as authentic crap.

  14. mcnorman, on November 20, 2008 at 3:43 PM said:

    I would not let my animals eat on these.

  15. pugetsoundislandgirl, on November 20, 2008 at 3:46 PM said:

    Are they made in China???

  16. pugetsoundislandgirl, on November 20, 2008 at 3:46 PM said:

    Are you in need of some giggles?

    Go to /www.tinyurl.com/5wx8ge

  17. pugetsoundislandgirl, on November 20, 2008 at 4:10 PM said:

    I made this mistake in a lot of places. I added the / and so here is the correct and easy to hit link:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/5wx8ge

  18. Uppity Woman, on November 20, 2008 at 4:31 PM said:

    We have to get Freedom Fairy to make us a Barack Obama three dollar bill.

  19. Katherine B., on November 20, 2008 at 4:46 PM said:

    Thank you for the chuckle – so few and far between these days.

  20. Indy, on November 20, 2008 at 5:23 PM said:

    I’m holding out for the dart board.

  21. Uppity Woman, on November 20, 2008 at 5:30 PM said:

    You’re welcome Katherine! Thanks for reading me!

  22. btintaos, on November 20, 2008 at 6:16 PM said:

    I swear, I can’t keep up. I just ordered my Democratic Primary Caucus Fraud Victory Plate not that long ago.

  23. Uppity Woman, on November 20, 2008 at 6:18 PM said:

    hey btin, do they have a whole set? One for each state they cheated in?

  24. Fenelonspoke, on November 20, 2008 at 6:24 PM said:

    Democratic Prmary Caucus Fraud Victory Plate-one for every state they cheated in; LOL. I’m laughing but crying at the same time.

    I guess it has Obama’s head with the state flower coming out of his ear and the state bird perced on his head.

  25. imustprotest, on November 20, 2008 at 9:40 PM said:

    do they have a whole set? One for each state they cheated in?

    They do….but when you buy them, they give them to someone else who didn’t buy them. Except Florida residents, they cut them in half.

  26. Mary, on November 20, 2008 at 9:48 PM said:

    Uppity Woman, on November 20th, 2008 at 6:18 pm Said: “hey btin, do they have a whole set? One for each state they cheated in?”

    Nah, no one needs 57 plates.

  27. Mary, on November 20, 2008 at 9:53 PM said:

    “Collect a piece of history.”

    It’s a piece of something, alright.

  28. thetownecrier, on November 20, 2008 at 10:27 PM said:

    Alright! Let’s get a bunch of them plates for practice plate shooting at the range! Before Zer0 takes away our guns!

  29. Ted, on November 20, 2008 at 10:38 PM said:

    You gotta hear this 90 minute blogradio on why the media has a blackout of the looming Obama Birth Certificate Constitutional Crisis:

    http://politicalpistachio.blogspot.com/2008/11/why-is-obamas-birth-certificate-still.html

  30. Grail Guardian, on November 20, 2008 at 10:56 PM said:

    imustprotest,

    No, Florida and Michigan get the DNC Primary Fraud Demi-Tasse set, but if you’re from MI you have to give 4 of them away.

  31. surfergirl, on November 20, 2008 at 11:23 PM said:

    Hey….if you take the 4 letters H I S T that are showing on the plate and rearrange them, you can spell “Collect a piece of S H*T” !

  32. thetownecrier, on November 20, 2008 at 11:38 PM said:

    GG and sgirl -FUNNY!

  33. JImbo, on November 21, 2008 at 12:01 AM said:

    Whadda a crockery!

  34. Uppity Woman, on November 21, 2008 at 1:30 AM said:

    “No, Florida and Michigan get the DNC Primary Fraud Demi-Tasse set, but if you’re from MI you have to give 4 of them away.”

    OMG! This is soooooooooooooo funny!!!

  35. vbonnaire, on November 21, 2008 at 1:47 AM said:

    It umm, well…
    Ummmmmmm.

    Priceless.

    Uppity. This is a three ring circus.

  36. Irlandese, on November 21, 2008 at 2:20 AM said:

    “Quality Porcelain”?? Oh, I’d better let it go, lol! On second thought, nah……..Barky deserves to be commemorated on “quality porcelain”, but this was not the kind I had in mind.

  37. Betty, on November 21, 2008 at 7:32 AM said:

    I am sure that by this time..THE ONE looks into the mirror every morning and says ” mirror..mirror on the wall…who is the best one of them all.” What a huge joke all of this is. Oh…excuse me…am I sounding racist?

  38. ParkSlopeVoter, on November 21, 2008 at 9:35 AM said:

    Uppity, this is one of the best and funniest (NOT?) posts of yours that I’ve seen. Thanks for the laughs!

    -MS

  39. Barbara, on November 22, 2008 at 4:59 AM said:

    WOW!! This is right up there with that Change Ring.

    Man, that is some dang strong Kool-Aid Barky handed out. Wonder if Michelle is ordering up a couple grosses of these plates to use at the White House for the next four years.

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