Some people will do anything to improve their 100-day report card

Posted on April 29, 2009 by Uppity Woman

Via RBO, Beethovenqueen hits a home run.

I like to think of him as Barack Boyle.

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49 Responses

  1. workingclass artist, on April 29th, 2009 at 8:26 AM Said:

    BRILLIANT!….lol….

  2. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:12 AM Said:

    It does give you a hint of why Barack should never gain weight though. lol.

  3. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:14 AM Said:

    I probably need an open thread for his TV pre-emption tonight. Again.

    Did you see where FOX isn’t carrying it? I don’t blame them. These narcissistic preemptions must cost networks BILLIONS. I can see the news channels carrying him but ………everybody? What is this, Orwell?

  4. Freedom Fairy, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:18 AM Said:

    UW – in the middle of Hannity last night (where I turn it off and go to bed) Fox ran an add….”We Will be There” (covering the Speech, um, Photo Shoot, um…press conference)

    (wish I knew how to do strike throughs)

  5. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:26 AM Said:

    I can’t do Hannity anymore. He whines perpetually. FOX had something going during the election. Now they are back to just being the other side of the same coin. We are left with no TV news we can trust any longer.

    Yes they are running it on FOX NEWs but not the other FOX channel. I can see running him on a news channel.

  6. Mary Ellen, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:31 AM Said:

    I heard in the news yesterday,

    The paperback version of Reid’s book, “The Good Fight,” is coming out May 5 with an epilogue called “The Obama Era.” Reid said he was impressed when Obama, then a freshman senator from Illinois, delivered a speech about President George W. Bush’s war policy.

    Reid, D-Nev., writes: “‘That speech was phenomenal, Barack,’ I told him. And I will never forget his response. Without the barest hint of braggadocio or conceit, and with what I would describe as deep humility, he said quietly: ‘I have a gift, Harry.’”

    I guess he failed to mention that his “gift” was a teleprompter.

  7. beethovenqueen, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:41 AM Said:

    It does give you a hint of why Barack should never gain weight though…

    hahahaha That’s for sure! Actually, this image is kind of like a nightmare-come-to-life… I can’t look at it too long. It’s way toooooo scaaaary!!! *shudder* Thanks for posting it, Uppity!

    Ahhh yes, Mary Ellen. the gift of teleprompters. the gift that keeps giving…

    Side note: Gift in German means poison. Bambi is bilingual after all!

  8. deadenders, on April 29th, 2009 at 9:52 AM Said:

    TV guide shows Fox broadcasting “Lie To Me”, I thought they were just being snarky.

  9. Swell528, on April 29th, 2009 at 10:51 AM Said:

    Well, when Reid’s new book comes out, it will give me another publication to turn around on the bookshelves. Obama stuff is starting to show up in waiting rooms. I keep a pencil eraser handy now so I can rub out their eyes and pencil in their teeth. It’s immature, I know, but it’s fun and passes the time.

  10. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 10:54 AM Said:

    ROFLLLLLLLLL Swell! You are too funny.

    Seedy Harry wrote a book? I hope he found a ghost writer who’s more interesting than he is.

  12. Swell528, on April 29th, 2009 at 11:09 AM Said:

    Amazon gives Reid 2.0 out of 5 stars. My daughter’s english teacher would give her an “F” for that kinda rating lol.

  13. Swell528, on April 29th, 2009 at 11:11 AM Said:

    Even the epilogue couldn’t help this drivel. O.K., I’ll stop. Heee Heeee

  14. thetownecrier, on April 29th, 2009 at 11:24 AM Said:

    GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Star, on April 29th, 2009 at 11:42 AM Said:

    From NYT lovefest letters this AM.
    It’s like waking up in the morning with the sun streaming in the window, your migraine all cleared up, and the smell of coffee wafting up from the kitchen. After eight years of nightmare, I welcome a new day. At last, the man in charge is a deep thinker who is articulate and actually cares about our well-being.

    Could you barf?

  16. Swell528, on April 29th, 2009 at 11:58 AM Said:

    Got this link from over at Hillbuzz. 100 days of Obama Gaffes. Fun, Fun, Fun!

    http://www.newsmax.com/gaffes/gaffes_01.html

  17. TorchWood, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:03 PM Said:

    OMG!!

    Brain bleach!! BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!!

  18. gagirl, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:09 PM Said:

    Star! They are on really good drugs……they have to be!!!!!!!

    Whenever I hear the description “deep thinker”, I think of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

  19. gagirl, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:23 PM Said:

    I can’t watch very much news at all anymore. It’s all so obnoxious. I want to get my factual news from a quiet-toned boring older person. I want to watch CNN…….the visual is “news-like”. But the product sucks.

    Luckily, I love to read. Addiction-level love. :)

  20. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:38 PM Said:

    LOL YOU’RE WICKED UPPITY!

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Star, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:48 PM Said:

    I feel like I have to throw toesucker stuff in and run, duck and hide…

    http://thehill.com/dick-morris/obama-sows-seeds-of-demise-2009-04-28.html
    .

  22. Star, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:48 PM Said:

    By the way, today the Sucker comes courtesy of a firend in Israel, where many also aren’t feeling the love.

  23. gagirl, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:49 PM Said:

    I do have to say, though, that I love, love, love that Fox gets under PBO’s skin. As much as I am tired of watching, you can be sure he knows how much Fox News is kicking the other news station’s butts. (Not that there is anything on the other stations worthwhile anyway.)

    Today, apparently, he commented on People Who Watch that Station that Doesn’t LIKE HIM Very Much and saw Folks Throwing Tea Bags Around.

    “Popular”……whew, now that we know what’s important around here, we can get to work. Perhaps we need to shower him with affection while we protest his attempts to drive our country into the ground.

  24. Star, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:49 PM Said:

    Can I use “Brain Bleach”? Thanks!

  25. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 1:50 PM Said:

    Er…….. You mean this Star?

    Obama sows seeds of demise
    By Dick Morris
    Posted: 04/28/09 05:45 PM [ET]
    When the Obama administration crashes and burns, with approval ratings that fall through the floor, political scientists can trace its demise to its first hundred days. While Americans are careful not to consign a presidency they desperately need to succeed to the dustbin of history, the fact is that this president has moved — on issue after issue — in precisely the opposite direction of what the people want him to do.

    http://thehill.com/dick-morris/obama-sows-seeds-of-demise-2009-04-28.html

  26. Star, on April 29th, 2009 at 2:08 PM Said:

    Mean to send that story…? Mean what?

  27. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 2:12 PM Said:

    sorry OT, but regarding this week’s Obama Photo-Op NYC Fly Over.

    Has everyone seen it was for

    “Sources said the reason for the stunt was to create souvenir pictures of a customized Boeing 747, which serves as Air Force One when the president is aboard. Photos of the plane flying over the Statue of Liberty were to be given out to family, friends or supporters.”

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/04/28/2009-04-28_president_obama_calls_air_force_one_flyover_mistake_day_after_lowflying_plane_te.html

    Photos of the plane flying over the Statue of Liberty were to be given out to family, friends or supporters.

    “The flyover — apparently ordered by the White House Office of Military Affairs so it would have souvenir photos of Air Force One with the Statue of Liberty in the background…”

    http://www.poligazette.com/2009/04/29/feds-knew-ny-flyover-would-cause-panic-went-ahead-anyway/

  28. beethovenqueen, on April 29th, 2009 at 3:24 PM Said:

    Coup de Groucho: Thanks for the links, but I believe nothing “they” say. If they were indeed taking photos my hunch is that they were for a) a future “million-selling” Obama book b) Getty Images AND c) propaganda for European media.

    But! Why even believe it was a photo-op? Were they filming? Were they doing something else? Who knows?? We’ve been lied to often enough – why believe anything anymore?

    And I love how the flyover was ordered by an “office” (i.e. no single person and certainly no one really close to Obama LIKE HIS PR MAN AXELROD!

    ps to those that need brain bleach…I fully understand! :twisted:

  29. mcnorman, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:30 PM Said:

    coup you might like this one

  30. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:38 PM Said:

    Thanks McNorman. I’ll check that site out more.

  31. FembotsForObama, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:47 PM Said:

    “Whenever I hear the description “deep thinker”, I think of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”

    OMG, gagirl, ME TOO !!!!! or, “deep throat” ;)

    Who goes around calling people or themselves “deep thinkers”?

    Uppity, that photo made me spit water on my pc

  32. deadenders, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:56 PM Said:

    And to think that Jack Handy will be serving our country soon. WTF is wrong with people.

  33. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:57 PM Said:

    Hey don’t blame me when your keys go dead, Fembots. Blame Beethovenqueen

  34. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 4:59 PM Said:

    Rut Roh. I think torchwood passed out.

  35. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:02 PM Said:

    I do have to say, though, that I love, love, love that Fox gets under PBO’s skin

    Yes i am sure he would love to Fairness Doctrine them into oblivion. Barack does not take criticism well being a Narcissist and all.

  36. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:02 PM Said:

    If I were Dick Morris I would hire a body guard too.

  37. deadenders, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:02 PM Said:

    UW I see a post in your future.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE53S6IJ20090429?feedType=RSS&feedName=entertainmentNews&rpc=22&sp=true
    MO and Geithner are on People mags 100 most beautiful people.

  38. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:06 PM Said:

    LOL DE. They picked them out using braile. Obviously there weren’t any actual eyes involved here. Just goes to show you how far people will go to suck up.

  39. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:38 PM Said:

    Is that the “100 Most Beautiful Bank Accounts” issue of People?

  40. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:41 PM Said:

    Must be the
    “100 Most Beautiful Tax Cheats” issue.

  41. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:42 PM Said:

    I don’t think Michelle is a tax cheat. I think insurance fraud was her bag.

  42. Fredster, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:46 PM Said:

    MO and Geithner are on People mags 100 most beautiful people.

    Geithner??? The one who looks like Beavis?

    http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/beavis.jpg

  43. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:47 PM Said:

    That’s right Fredster.

    Now you know the world is coming to an end.

  44. Fredster, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:50 PM Said:

    Bleh…

  45. Uppity Woman, on April 29th, 2009 at 5:51 PM Said:

    Hahahah Beavis.

  46. Coup de Groucho, on April 29th, 2009 at 6:01 PM Said:

    Why Geithner sure does Fredster! ho ho ho

  47. Fredster, on April 29th, 2009 at 6:17 PM Said:

    Why Geithner sure does Fredster! ho ho ho

    It was something I noticed when he first started getting media coverage over his not paying his taxes. :lol:

  48. Swell528, on April 29th, 2009 at 7:09 PM Said:

    Geithner reminds me of the kid in grade school who’s head was too big for his body. You know, the one who openly ate his buggars.

  49. mcnorman, on April 29th, 2009 at 8:45 PM Said:

    OMG swell, I sure wasn’t anticipating that Timmy visual, but I think you’re right.

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