Hey Al! Are these going to be union jobs?

Always the opportunist, Al Gore has found another “inconvenient” situation from which he can profit.

After American taxpayers have placed their children and their children’s children into debt for life by giving away a hundred billion to keep dying auto manufacturers afloat, Al Gore is backing a new auto manufacturing company, V-Vehicle Company (VVC).

In the midst of the worse automotive industry crisis in a generation, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal is announcing today that a new car company will build an almost one million square-foot plant in Monroe, in the northern part of the state. The company, identity to be revealed, is rumored to be planning to produce high-mileage, gas-powered automobiles

And Al’s  going to  help create 1500 jobs. But the  1500 jobs will average $40k a year. That’s kind of low, Al.

So I am wondering here, Al. Will these be Union Jobs Al, like GM and Chrysler’s jobs we are paying for?  If not, Why not? I mean you are a good Democrat, aren’t you? You wouldn’t get involved with a non-union company would you? And how about those benefits and retirement funds? Just asking.

And will you be getting some of those billions  in taxpayer money we don’t have like Tom Daschle, with his  very profitable rerun of the old ethanol scam? Will the Government be running your company?

Oh and one more thing, Mr. Inconvient  Truth: How come you aren’t practicing what you are shoving down the rest of our throats?

Funding will come at least in part from venture capital company Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, and readers might recognize another name that recently joined the company as a partner: Al Gore. KPCB, which has formed an alliance with Gore’s Generation Investment Management, specializes in green and cutting-edge tech investments. Looking at the partners, I would expect that the tech behind this new company must be a breakthrough; otherwise, why would it back a car that does not use electricity, fuel cells, or a hybrid system?

What? Your friends won’t have to plug in their cars and go dead on the road after traveling 35 miles? No Peapod or PUMA cars that are smaller than our dogs?  Will regular people be able to afford this car? Just wondering.

Gasoline?  Gasp!  I mean, if you can invest in a company that can get 95 miles on a gallon of that horrible gasoline you want us all weaned from, then how come you expect us to plug in our cars? Gasoline is not very Green, Al!  The pollution! The carbon! Not Green!

Money is green though, I know, I know. Capitalism is good sometimes, isn’t it Al?  For you, not for us minions. Wink…..wink.

If you know of a technology such as this, why aren’t you sharing it with your beloved country and its dying car manufacturers, Al, instead of competing with them while Congress is getting ready to force them to build golf carts?

Just asking. We’re dying to know, Al.

Keep the light on for us! I know you did it for us on Earth Day while we were all in the dark.