Freedom Fairy got a shot of our commenter Alan!

See? Freedom Fairy will keep you busy!

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48 Responses

  1. HAHAHAHAHA……….

    Poor Allan Not!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Oh my gosh, I’m in a library and started laughing out loud!!

  3. No FF those profits are yours. That was the deal. And it’s going to stay the deal. Listen, I am not destitute here honest. I just have to take on some work like I did before I thought I was All Set.

    Secondly I don’t know how cafe works but if people get your name those obots will probably kill you just for hanging out here. These are not people you want near you.

    My post was NOT a money solicitation, so please do not do this.

    Oooooops! I accidentallly deleted your post. My bad.

  4. imustkeepMKBhappy!

  5. imust I do not take FF profits. Now come on guys! You are making me feel guilty here.

  6. Uppity, I KNOW you were not soliciting funds, and I see you pulled my post (a first! LOL!)

    The Obots won’t kill me. They would have to get off the couch.

  7. TO ALL: Uppity has NEVER taken money from me. The few UW things I sold she insisted I keep the funds. But since the mark-ups were about a $1 cuz I love you all, it was not a lot. I sold more Tea Party stuff, and of course, Neda…where I had a ONE CENT mark-up.

    Uppity has GREAT INTEGRITY and I am not shilling for her. I am shilling for her FROM ME.

  8. I saw what FF posted!!! hehehe

    Dang, I like that hat (sulking here)!!! Hmm…maybe just maybe (scratching my chin)

  9. imustconfess….I had trouble with paypal in the past and was lazy and gave up. It worked okay on DEs site when I bought a print but not so much when I tried it here months ago. I told myself today, imustkeeptrying, and….it works! I think being uppity has it’s benefits!

  10. Good Grief! You guys are donating left and right to me for NOT blogging! Stop it!

  11. And I just want you all to know, the FreedomFairy link on the site DOES NOT go to the Uppity Woman Merchandise. There you can find Typical FF Humor on shirts, stickers and other things. Mostly “Tea Party” related, but some other things too.

    Uppity Mdse is hidden.

  12. Uppity – Consider it a Farm Subsidy.

  13. Uppity – we have all resigned to the Federal Government Model. Get paid to do nothing.

    See? Isn’t it GREAT!

    LOL

  14. ….Uppity Mdse is hidden.

    Good thing I got a hat before you accidentally deleted the post….BWAHHAHHA!

  15. Just before I say goodnite (half past 3 am here)…

    Ms UW, whatever you’d decide I will accept it. But keep this place on. Having guest bloggers is one of the great ideas. And I hope you’d take Valentine’s ideas too (I know, I know it’s NOT your kinda plate…but who knows)…and if you finished writing a book or articles or anything to do with writing, let me know which one to buy k…by email of course. Why? Because I know I will enjoy them.

    Goodnite gals & guys, have a great Wednesday!!!

  16. Uppity I am not donating to make you feel guilty, I’m trying to make myself feel less guilty. My mama always told me (not Donna’s mama, MY mama), there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Mama didn’t make that up, I know, but she did say it a lot!

  17. Stop it, FF. I am not kidding here. All you are doing is helping cafepress, not you and not me. Mmmmmmmmk?

  18. hurrumphhhhh

  19. Alan wants you dead. Mwahahahaha.

  20. REALLY!

    KEWL!~

    I bet his friends are laughing their asses off AT HIM

  21. And if he REALLY made a Death Threat, PLEASE forward it to me and the FB!

  22. FBI

  23. Nooooooooo he didn’t even try to post again. But geeze, comparing me to that idiot Beck! You know how i hate beck!

    I…….i……can hardly bear it!

  24. Alan says we are delusional, but he is the one who was hoodwinked and bamboozled by Hopey/Changey and hasn’t even figured it out yet.

  25. People whose parents support them don’t HAVE to Get It. Unless not until the money, room and board dries up.

  26. Uppity – My bet is he has never even listened to or watched or read Beck. He is just a Parrot. I ACTUALLY met a woman like that. A friend of a friend. A very educated woman. I told her I had to go home, that I wanted to watch Beck. She screamed and spattered all over the place. I asked her if she had ever heard or seen Beck. She said “no.”

    When I asked her how she had made an opinion about him if she had never seen or heard him personally, she replied “I read the Huffington Post”

    ’nuff said.

    I was speechless. But you know me. Instead of leaving my friend’s house, I engaged in a 2 hour political discussion with her. Finally she ended it and asked me “well, where do YOU get YOUR information? The BLOGS?”

    Bwahhhhhhhh

    I realized then and there Alan is Everywhere.

  27. Btw – she was “presently” unemployed but ADORED Zer0

  28. FF…LMFAO!!!!!!! I thought Michael Jackson was the boy in the bubble but I was wrong!

    Hey…anyone heard from DE lately?

  29. A picture is worth a thousand words….

    and grrrrrrrrl……the pen is mightier than the sword !

    Viva la Uppity!!!

  30. Another celebrity death. Actor Karl Malden died.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090701/ap_en_mo/us_obit_malden

  31. I can just see Alan’s friends. All rolling around like the laughing Hyena’s in “Who Killed Roger Rabbit” – the ones who laughed so hard they killed themselves by doing so!

    Here’s Uppity, dealing with Alan and his friends….

  32. Uppity=Glen Beck ? OMG I am so dying here. Got to stop the mental image of what she did when she read that because it is interfering in my work. LMAO.
    I can’t concentrate now.
    I am dying here got to go have some tea and try to stop laughing.

  33. Not a good thing to read Uppity being compared to Glen Beck while inhaling a cigarette not good at all………………………………………

  34. here have some fun playing with Nancy silly putty
    http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/davesmith/pelosi.html

  35. Aye Aye Aye…FF you nailed Alan.

  36. Uppity – the mighty press awakens – priceless – from HELEN THOMAS… you have to see this – finally, finally, finally – it’s wearing off girl
    http://www.breitbart.tv/white-house-reporters-grill-gibbs-over-selected-questions-for-obama/

  37. UW, Wow. This is a turn of events. I’d like to thank you for the pervert tab and the advice. I’m just glad you have the ability to earn money in this economy.

    Well, I’ll stay on here and I’ll keep doing my 1-2 times a day blog. I know if I went anywhere but DE’s blog, I’d be bounced very quickly. See you when I see you.

  38. I view Beck as a total Jackass who occasionally says true stuff that no one else will say. I despise him for the former, and appreciate him (sometimes) for the latter.

    We can donate to Uppity? Where? I use the damn blog, may as well chip in.

  39. “Btw – she was “presently” unemployed but ADORED Zer0″

    Sounds like she was already unemployed when she voted for Zer0, and she’s waiting for her pony.

    I just made a contribution to the Farm Subsidy. ;)

  40. Miss P~
    Thanks for the link…
    They were upset about the pre-screened questions for the “town hall” meeting?
    I went to one of Zer0’s townhallers long before he decimated the primary/general election/democratic process ran for this “job”. The man could not answer a question without help. In fact, some of them he refused to answer. He said, “I’m not going to respond to that”, and just called on another student. It was at Loyola university in Chicago. And he had the temerity to accuse the students of “playing” while they should be studying!! They were attending a townhall meeting at their university……..
    I knew ever so long ago what he was. I tried to tell the people whom I knew wanted to vote for him. They were too full of koolaid to listen.

    Zer0 = asshat.

  41. oops that didn’t work, did it? guess I didn’t close the strike.

    Miss P~
    Thanks for the link…
    They were upset about the pre-screened questions for the “town hall” meeting?
    I went to one of Zer0’s townhallers long before he decimated the primary/general election/democratic process ran for this “job”. The man could not answer a question without help. In fact, some of them he refused to answer. He’d say, “I’m not going to respond to that”, and just called on another student. It was at Loyola University in Chicago. And he had the temerity to accuse the students of “playing” while they should be studying!! They were attending a freaking townhall meeting at their own university……..
    I knew ever so long ago what he was. I tried to tell the people whom I knew wanted to vote for him. They were too full of koolaid to listen. He has to have the questions pre-screened.

    Zer0 = asshat.

  42. 52%. Bush got a higher percentage in 2004 and the media didn’t just let him walk away with everything.

  43. Awwww….I wanna see the prevert tab. :-(

  44. Paragraph from Bill O’Reilly’s sexual harassment lawsuit:

    “Look at Al Franken — one day he’s going to get a knock on his door and life as he’s known it will change forever,” the suit quotes O’Reilly as saying.

  45. PRVT was “private”. it was to help P4 with something.

  46. Uppity Woman, on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 AM Said:

    PRVT was “private”. it was to help P4 with something.

    Awww…I thought maybe we had some kink going on. :lol:

  47. Awww…I thought maybe we had some kink going on.

    That’s the OTHER blog
    :)

  48. My other site as well :O

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