Hey, Mr. President! Do you want to be on Mt. Rushmore?

By now, you probably already know that Greenpeace has scaled Mt.Rushmore and issued a challenge to President Obama that if he wants his mug on Mt. Rushmore, he will  be forced to stop Al “Churchill” Gore’s 21st Century delusional version of Nazis: Global Warming Climate Change.

How does President Obama get his head included on Mt. Rushmore? . Greenpeace says they’ve figured it out. They just went about it in an interesting (and illegal) way this morning.

Of course, the Constitution allows for the right to peacefully assemble. But when you peacefully assemble in a restricted area on top of a National Memorial, that’s another story.

Something tell us that maybe Greenpeace wasn’t that concerned with the legal ramifications of the stunt they pulled today — a stunt which began with a number of their activists climbing to the top of Mt. Rushmore and then unfurling a whopping 2,300 square-foot banner all the while Twittering and streaming the video live on their website.

I know it’s heartening to know that while you were at work at your new job that pays half of what you once made, wondering if you will make ends meet this month, a bunch of trust fund quasi-adults were scaling Mt. Rushmore to encourage the President to enact laws that will make it financially impossible for you to survive.  Let’s just say that $13 a week more you see in your pay check won’t be much help. Cool huh?

Ironically, Greenpeace didn’t get the memo about changing the name from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change”–mostly because too many people figured out that Global Warming is a crock of crap, things are getting colder in the NorthEast, people are worrying about their next meal, plenty of people are wondering how the hell CO2, which plants need to grow so they can give us food and oxygen, got to be a bad thing. They also started to wonder how expendable they are to this movement, considering humans exhale the very CO2 Al and his bunch want to ….um….drastically reduce. So, basically, if everybody would just stop exhaling, things would dramatically improve. Then they figured out that the only people doing well using the term “Global Warming” are Al Gore, investors from Congress and  Contract Friends. Cha ching! So the latest Bomb Shelter scam is officially the same scam with a new name.

Also ironic is the fact that in order to do what Al Gore wants done, most people on earth will be dead from starvation or freeze in winter, after no longer being able to afford to eat or keep warm. The few remaining hanger-on-er homeowners will be living in boxes under the tracks because they won’t be able to afford the codes requirements they will be forced to incur in place of jail and/or huge fines. The only consolation they will experience while living in those boxes is the realization that the street lights throw a better glow than those putrid yellow-glowing, flickering, $8.00 curly light bulbs they couldn’t afford to buy. We are talking about Greenpeace-approved light bulbs that are so toxic, they have their own set of EPA instructions on cleanup–and they will be The Law by 2012 (But don’t worry! Obama will put that law off till after the election!). This is particularly amusing, considering the only heat most of you will be able to afford by then will be the heat thrown from iilegal incandescent bulbs.  But let’s face it: Human survival is kind of incidental to this bunch anyways. No doubt, they will find a way to convert all the dead people into alternative energy sources.

Anyways, I wish to point out that The Nose On Your Face put Obama on Mt. Rushmore long ago.