Barack’s teleprompter wins the Nobel Prize

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Uppity Woman

Best coverage yet. Just think: The Nobel Peace Prize on the very day we actually bombed the moon.  He couldn’t get the  2016 games so this is some consolation prize, eh? Good thing he put off sending all those extra troops to Afghanistan.  Dali Lama move over!

The teleprompter will be on TV again shortly, telling everyone how Humbled he is.

That’s Nobel-Prize Winning Teleprompter to You …

Wow. What I can I say. Wow. I’m honored. Clearly Big Guy – who can’t stop dancing on the bed up in the residence right now, by the way – won this award for his speeches. I mean, after nominating himself for the Nobel Prize for Peace two weeks after entering the office of the Presidency, let’s face it, it isn’t like he had anything to show for it.

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126 Responses

  1. islander, on October 9, 2009 at 10:29 AM said:

    This is in this morning’s comments on Hillaryis44.org

    “# lil ole grape Says:
    October 9th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    To hell with the Nobel Prize – it’s as sleazy as Hollywood and the Oscars.”

  2. sas, on October 9, 2009 at 10:32 AM said:

    Never before has one who has done so little been given so much…

  3. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 10:33 AM said:

    Not since Jonas Salk has one achieved so much!

  4. yttik, on October 9, 2009 at 10:40 AM said:

    I figured it out! Something just got lost in translation. It’s supposed to be the Nobel Peace Prize, not the Noble Prize for Whirled Peas.

  5. Somebody, on October 9, 2009 at 10:52 AM said:

    A lot of people are saying it’s April Fools Day in October. I completely concur. Does anyone know if perhaps there is a similar April fools type tradition in Kenya or Indonesia that occurs on today’s date??

    I know things have been strange but I had no idea we had really, truly slipped into an alternate universe. But then when that happens the people never really know they only find out later.

    The monetary award is 1.5 million maybe that will be enough for Michelle to finally get a decent pair of earrings.

    If this man has one shred of decency and honor hidden within him he will refuse this award. He would still get all the glory of having won and even more for being “noble” enough to refuse it. Somehow I don’t think that is going to happen.

    Loved the TOTUS report and I too was wondering what the Clinton’s thought of this. Oh to be a fly on the wall……hey maybe is was that fly killing routine that cinched this for oilsoc? No, I’ve got it….shit the beer summit….damn that’s it the beer summit.

  6. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 10:55 AM said:

    Nobel Committee stated: “Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future.

    All righty, then……

  7. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:03 AM said:

    Maybe Roman Polanski can hand the prize to him…..

  8. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:04 AM said:

    I mean he’s in town & everything….chuckle….makes about the right amount of sense…..

  9. ParkSlopeVoter, on October 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM said:

    Are we all crazy here??? Or did I miss something in the translation??? Oy!!!

    -MS

  10. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:10 AM said:

    this is special…..I mean in a let’s all promote world peace kind of way….
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/6274387/Obama-adviser-says-Shari

  11. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:12 AM said:

    This has gotta be so hard on Meeechelle…..

  12. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 11:18 AM said:

    He doesn’t see this as a recognition of this accomplishments……that’s good because he doesn’t have any.

    He also feels he doesn’t deserve to be in the company of these people. Well he’s right there. I mean the guy is embarrassed because he knows that this is ludicrous.

  13. Typewriterstreaming, on October 9, 2009 at 11:19 AM said:

    He gets a free trip to Disney World with that prize doesn’t he…

  14. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 11:19 AM said:

    workingclass, that link it gone. Gee, surprise.

  15. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:21 AM said:

    Bummer….Obama’s advisor is all for sharia law being gender justice…

  17. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 11:29 AM said:

    that’s it….thanx : )

  18. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 11:33 AM said:

    Well enough going to the gym to beat the hell outta the treadmill

  19. thetownecrier, on October 9, 2009 at 11:47 AM said:

    “He couldn’t get the 2016 so this is some consolation prize, eh?” –> YES.

    The Nobel Peace Prize “it’s as sleazy as Hollywood and the Oscars” –> YES

    “April Fools Day in October” –> YES. Redefined.

    Nobel Peace Prize and its 2009 awardee quite the gag bag this year!

  20. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 11:53 AM said:

    Sorry O/T

    Oh wow what about this??? Did I miss this did you post about it UW?

    Obama Nominates Obama

    http://www.hlrecord.org/2.4469/obama-nominates-obama-1.577131

    President Barack H. Obama ’91 shocked the nation today in a joint announcement with Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Ruth Bader Ginsburg by indicating that the cancer-stricken Ginsburg will be stepping down from her position immediately to undergo intensive chemotherapy and allow the President to nominate as her replacement First Lady Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama ’88.

  21. Anthony, on October 9, 2009 at 11:57 AM said:

    I scored an interview with the teleprompter

  22. thetownecrier, on October 9, 2009 at 12:10 PM said:

    Anthony, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

  23. thetownecrier, on October 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM said:

    Let’s see the next special annointee for SCOTUS…

  24. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:23 PM said:

    He’s going to pick that Sharia pimping Islamofascist Koh guy for SCOTUS while these third wave pretend feminists snooze toward their own future subjugation.

  25. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:27 PM said:

    That was written in April, Justme, and I do believe it’s a satire. Either that or they have their predictive heads up their collective asses over at Harvard. Besides, Michelle had to voluntarily give up her practice privileges to avoid sanctions. Of course, that record was scrubbed but there are screen shots.

  26. Somebody, on October 9, 2009 at 12:29 PM said:

    Anthony great news! I can’t wait to see your interview.

    Well I’ve already had a call from a friend that is a bot to gloat. She wanted me to bring up the nobel prize and kept dropping hints and asking pointed questions and I kept talking about kids, local stuff, etc. Finally she simply could NOT contain herself and directly brought it up. She was offended by my reply, well my reply after I stopped laughing hysterically. I guess I don’t get the sensitivity award.

    BUT….I wanted to let you all know that this award is affirmation from the world that Obama is The One….the one to finally stop the wars, bring true equality and lasting peace……..according to my obot friend.

    I’m afraid I had another terrible laughing spell. I wanted to follow with a reality check but she no longer felt the need to talk to me. I guess maybe we need a beer summit, huh?

  27. sophia, on October 9, 2009 at 12:29 PM said:

    Just out of curiosity, I went over to a pro-Obama website (tpmcafe) to see what the reactions were.

    One guy honestly admitted that he was surprised, before he woke and realized he had to get with the program and say, “Yes, Mein Obama.”

    http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/09/obamas_disarmament_prize/

    This guy, a real idiot, admitted the truth (as idiots often do): the prize was given to Obama for not being George Bush.

    http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/09/nobel_prize_honors_america_not_just_our_president/

    This will backfire. All the British commentators are aghast. They are not necessarily anti-Obama, they just realize what a joke this is. As the years go on and the emptiness of Obama becomes more apparent, this undeserved “prize” will look more and more like an albatross.

  28. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:31 PM said:

    George W Bush gave us this twit for president. He was such an asshole in the eyes of the world that even a do-nothing looked good to them. Especially a pandering do-nothing.

  29. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:32 PM said:

    We look forward to your interview Anthony. And your next audit. Hahahaha.

  30. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:33 PM said:

    Does a whoopie cushion come with this award?

  31. Anthony, on October 9, 2009 at 12:40 PM said:

    Interview is posted. Audit most likely following shortly

  32. Anthony, on October 9, 2009 at 12:51 PM said:

    Now he’s calling it a “Call to action”? Anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?

  33. Somebody, on October 9, 2009 at 12:55 PM said:

    Yes Anthony that means the US is supposed to roll over and play dead now. Sharia law for us all and one big fucking world order.

  34. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 12:59 PM said:

    Well the good news is all those school girls who are complaining about longer school days won’t have to go to school at all. They can just stay home and await their fate.

  35. yttik, on October 9, 2009 at 1:00 PM said:

    Clearly the Nobel should have gone to Beyonce. Kanye West is very upset.

  36. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 1:00 PM said:

    No anthony I don’t know what his Call to Action is. I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with the unemployment in this country though.

  37. AnneE, on October 9, 2009 at 1:02 PM said:

    I think that this is a pivotal WTF moment. Let’s see, he has given three speeches about peace. One which endorsed the subjugation of women if it was their choice!?! (You know women and children are always collateral damage in culture wars). So if I give three speeches on foot fungus does that mean I should get the Nobel Prize for Medicine? Let’s face it folks, he ain’t no Nelson Mandela, or Henry Kissinger or Jimmy Carter or MLK or Woodrow Wilson. Sorta cheapens the prize doesn’t it?

  38. Anthony, on October 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM said:

    But, but, but… he can raise the dead and the unemployment rate at the same time. Surely, he deserves something

    In the meantime, he’s down another 6 points

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

  39. Mt.Laural, on October 9, 2009 at 1:12 PM said:

    My first thought was the April Fools variety and then it occurred to me that perhaps they have all been celebrating Oktoberfest and someone got the idea that this would make a good prank to pull on the new kid on the block. Because that is what is seems a practical joke. That it was given to him because he is a joke and his greatest accomplishment is in “not being” someone else.

  40. Anthony, on October 9, 2009 at 1:15 PM said:

    Comment from Newsvine.com:

    “This is a teachable moment. Grow up in Hawaii and learn to read and say big words. Attend a whacko church for twenty years so you learn how to sound like a preacher. (don’t worry you can quit it and say you didn’t know what was said) Hit the trail promising everything you can think of sounding like and being praised like a God. Make it to the top as President and talk talk talk and apologize apologize apologize. Bow down to Arab kings. And lastly but not least

    HAVE A BACK UP TELEPROMPTER SO THE TRUE FRAUD YOU ARE NEVER GETS EXPOSED.”

    http://world-news.newsvine.com/_news/2009/10/09/3364550-barack-obama-wins-nobel-peace-prize#comments

  41. Swell528, on October 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM said:

    Does he have to go to a ceremony to accept this fish net leg lamp award? I would hate for Meanchelle to have to slap on four broaches and another horrible outfit, take a separate plane ride there, and make another sacrafice for Obama’s ego? Maybe that’s what Obama means by a call to action, she has to put down the pie and go mingle with white people again.

  42. utahwoman, on October 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM said:

    You know what you get with the Nobel Prize ? Candy coated popcorn and Peanuts.

  43. Swell528, on October 9, 2009 at 1:50 PM said:

    Gaddafi’s speech must have put it over the top for Obama

  44. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 1:55 PM said:

    LOL Barack’s teleprompter wins the Nobel Prize

    Michelle and Oprah will be jealeous!

  45. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM said:

    and to think……

    Obama Nominated Himself!

    LOL

  46. Hal, on October 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM said:

    Another of the commrnts to MSNBC’s
    story on barfs peas prize=

    “Just think about the Peace Treaties Woodrow
    Wilson and Jimmy Carter can point to…

    They rank with the Promise Chamberlain
    brought back from Munich…

    The ranks of dreamers, detatched from
    reality, has added another awardee….”

    And he didn’t DO anything.

    Another said this award had become the
    Sports Illustrated jinx of US presidents.
    Quite a fall when you don’t accomplish
    much at all.

  47. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 2:02 PM said:

    I think that this is a pivotal WTF moment.

    RRRRRRRRRROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

  48. Hal, on October 9, 2009 at 2:07 PM said:

    Boy, MSNBO is knocking out critical
    comments on the story left and right.
    I guess there must be swearing involved,
    eh? Like WTF….either that or MSNBC won’t
    allow criticism of the one they sold the US.

  49. deadenders, on October 9, 2009 at 2:11 PM said:

    utah that’s PoppyCock or Fiddle Faddle. Both good descriptions of oilsoc.

  50. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 2:13 PM said:

    Hal stop watching MSNBC. It will rot your brain.

  51. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 2:14 PM said:

    RE: Hal’s comment – “Another said this award had become the
    Sports Illustrated jinx of US presidents.
    Quite a fall when you don’t accomplish
    much at all.”

    Honestly, with friend’s like the No-Ball Piece Prize, Obama doesn’t need enemies.

    In the same week when even progressives (and on TV) start throwing Obama under the bus (SNL skit) the No-Ball committed makes it Ten Million times worse by outrageously gifting the Zero with a un-earned Pity Consolation Prize!

  52. gagirl, on October 9, 2009 at 2:28 PM said:

    Hi friends!
    I can’t wait to see SNL…..and then, of course, the obligatory CNN fact check of SNL to “set the record straight” on the Peas Prize.

    I do hope, like Somebody said, that M can get herself a good pair of earrings, now.

  53. SWPAnnA, on October 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM said:

    if it wouldn’t be such a rip-off, I’d wanna be uppitywoman09. You are my hero!

  54. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 2:37 PM said:

    But……Honestly, I thought it would be awarded post-posthumously to Anna Nicole Smith!

  55. Sophia, on October 9, 2009 at 2:42 PM said:

    You know what else will rot your brian, I mean, brain? Reading Andrew Sullivan.

    “”I seem to be one of the few who sees this as a downpayment on a potential transformative period in world history.”

    -Andrew Sullivan.

    One of the few?

    Andrew Sullivan: the one, the only!

  56. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 2:42 PM said:

    Well….This another fine opportunity for the American Taxpayer to pay for another starstudded spectacularama supa date for the Obama’s when they go to pick up the prize….It’s so exciting…Hmmm….What will Meeechelle wear??…..Will third wheel Oprah go?……

    b a r f ….

  57. foxyladi14, on October 9, 2009 at 2:43 PM said:

    nominated himself.unbelievable

  58. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 2:44 PM said:

    ummm….Butters….Mizz Smith was on an FBI investigation list….But I woulda voted for her…..chuckle….

  59. Sophia, on October 9, 2009 at 2:44 PM said:

    Things have gotten very strange when I agree with Rush Limbaugh, who points out that this is going to affect O’bummer’s future course of action in Afghanistan.

    Limbaugh, yes, I know, a real creep, a right wing turd. But he’s right about this. Never mind the source in this case: this will affect US foreign policy.

    O’Bummer should decline it.

  60. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM said:

    HEY GUYS….HELP OBAMA WIN THE HEISMAN TROPHY TOO!…..lol….
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Next-help-Obama-win-the-Heisman-638516

  61. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 2:55 PM said:

    type in Barack Obama….
    http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/

  62. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM said:

    Ureal see the mans face at the back

  63. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM said:

    LOL You have to see this! Hat Tip to HillBuzz blog.

    GABY GOT BACK! LOL

    GayCo Calls Upon the Gay Federation of Gays (GFG) to Immediately Award President Barack Obama with the Gay Equality Prize.

    We at GayCo Productions, an American based organization speaking for the GLBT community of America, believe the best way to secure full equality is to immediately award the President with our highest honor with the implicit knowledge that he has every intention of delivering our full civil rights someday in the future…where things happen in their own good time.
    BarackAward

    In a completely unrelated matter, we call upon the Norwegian Nobel Prize Committee, the ‘IOC of peace’ to immediately resign or rescind the Nobel Prize for Peace awarded to President Barack Obama. This wasn’t the best time to praise him with your international award. America’s extreme right-wingers have a fragile, mentally unstable, scared innershell with a thug-like-simple-minded mob outershell. We need to think these things through. Hey, here’s an idea! Perhaps next time you could commission some gold statues of him, have the people of the world worship at his golden enormous feet and then send the video to our public schools and cc. Fox News? (Don’t do it – we’re being sarcastic.)

    STUNNING: Even the gay community is lampooning the Nobel Committee as a ginormous joke

    http://hillbuzz.org/2009/10/09/stunning-even-the-gay-community-is-lampooning-the-noble-committee-as-a-ginormous-joke/

  64. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM said:

    Yeah Sophia and Working Class Artist.

    Both Sullivan and Obama are real

    SNAFUperman!

  65. Butters, on October 9, 2009 at 3:00 PM said:

    yeah Working Class Hero?

    I bet all the FBI men wanted to investigate Mizz Smith!!!!!!!

    LOL

  66. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 3:02 PM said:

    you betcha!

  67. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM said:

    justme….are there a tribe of cheney’sor clones or somethin?

  68. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 3:07 PM said:

    Here is video of Joe Scarborough and Mark Halperin mocking the news that President Obama has been given the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Scarborough said it is a “joke,” and Halperin said it reinforces the idea that Obama is all about “just words.” Haperin joked you might as well give the award to “Michael Moore.”

    Toward the end of the video, Scarborough is told that “a senior White House Official” had sent a message saying Scarborough was acting like an “a**hole.”

  70. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 3:08 PM said:

    POLAND….SCORE!
    Lech Walesa: “Who, Obama? So fast? Too fast — he hasn’t had the time to do anything yet.”

  71. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 3:11 PM said:

    Out os 205 in the running for the prize he was the best? UGH…. lifes unreal.

  72. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 3:14 PM said:

    Ibrahim Assem, a man-on-the-street in Cairo interviewed by the New York Times, says:

    “They are handing him the Nobel Peace Prize because he isn’t George Bush.”
    in a nutshell…..

  74. mcnorman, on October 9, 2009 at 3:40 PM said:

    Membership has its privileges. Here is the letter.

  75. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 3:43 PM said:

    The GOP is a lot of things I don’t like, but one of them ISN’T terrorist lovers. How typical of this white house to pull that shit when they are practically spawning to help bring Sharia law and its associated Islamofascism to our shores.

  77. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM said:

    MY BRAIN IS FUCKING SCREAMING!!!

    The one and only explanation for 0 getting the most prestigious award in the world because he gave a speech is that it was forced by the richest, most powerful malefactors on earth. I defy anyone not mainlining kool-aid to tell me this mother-fucker isn’t the front for conspirators whose goal is to take over the world.

    Call them Bilderbergers, call them Masons, or, like me, call them Hitler’s left-over Nazis. But acknowledge their existence. Even my husband, who has been leery of conspiracy theories regarding obama, today admitted that it’s the only exlanation for everything from 0′s theft of the Primary to today’s surreal announcement.

    How convenient for the power-mad plotters that the anti-Christ was available to be their bag man.

  78. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 4:00 PM said:

    Aw C’mon Mary….I mean this is a european award…..and they gave it to Arafat….I’m just sayin’

  79. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 4:08 PM said:

    Not even the candy corn or Bill snoozing in the jack-o-lanternj can put my brain back together.

    Here’s what DE posed about this gross miscarriage of justice:

    [The selecton of obama] shocked Nobel observers because Obama took office less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. Obama’s name had been mentioned in speculation before the award but many Nobel watchers believed it was too early to award the president.

    In other words they had always planned on giving him the award.

    http://deadenders.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/a-nobel-peace-prize-obama-wtf/

  80. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 4:09 PM said:

    McNoman….Letterman paid for law school too….

  81. Sophia, on October 9, 2009 at 4:16 PM said:

    This is so funny it’s almost not funny.

    When NY Magazine (uber-liberal mag) thinks it’s a joke, well, David Axelrod had better start wondering.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/10/reactions_to_obamas_peace_priz.html

    “Almost universally, regardless of political ideology, people are, at the very least, skeptical and a little confused. And that’s pretty much as favorable as it gets. The much more popular feeling seems to be that the award is, as Woody Allen memorably put it in Bananas, “a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”

    emphasis added

    Look – it’s fun to laugh. But let’s be honest. A lot of undeserving people won this prize?

    But this response is beyond laughter – it indicates complete ridicule of a sitting President. And whatever our political opinions, this is a serious thing that has repercussions.

  82. Somebody, on October 9, 2009 at 4:18 PM said:

    I have a question did he really nominate himself? Did someone from his staff? Do we have any kind of confirmation about where the nomination came from?

  83. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 4:20 PM said:

    workingclass artist

    Thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it can’t be done. The most prestigios prize in the world given to a total fraud! The Nobel committee–corrupted! We now know that those with the mony and power to do this will get anything they want: the “health care bill,” aka takeover of every life in America; the end of dissent on radio, tv, and the internet; the dismantling of the Constitution; the Whie House for life; the destruction of America as a soverign nation.

  84. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 4:21 PM said:

    agreed Sophia….But I saw that with the triple smackdown by the Olympic Committee last week….

  85. Sophia, on October 9, 2009 at 4:23 PM said:

    PS didn’t mean to put question mark after “a lot of undeserving people have won this prize.”

  86. mcnorman, on October 9, 2009 at 4:30 PM said:

    Mary, this is an ugly spiral we are on, no doubt about that.

  87. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 4:32 PM said:

    Somebody, I have no idea and I cannot search as I read stuff that’s not there so I am sure we will catch up with it all in due time !!

  88. JustMe, on October 9, 2009 at 4:35 PM said:

    WCA justme….are there a tribe of cheney’sor clones or somethin?

    I have no idea no idea at all LOL

  89. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 4:46 PM said:

    We are drowning in EVIL.

  90. RedDragon62, on October 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM said:

    Uppity:

    Your headline sums it up perfectly!

    If reading a TelePrompTer is enough to win a Nobel…….EVERYONE should have one then.

    I thought I had seen it all when it comes to this fraud…I was mistaken!

    Soon, they will be rewriting the Bible. It will soon read that “Obama” not “Jesus” was born in that manger and it was “Obama” who schooled the Rabbis in the temple and it was “Obama” who went into the desert and fasted for 40 days and nights and it was “Obama” that was sent to purge us of our sins!

    WTF!

    I have never, in my 47 years on this planet, witnessed such stupidity in people as I have in the last two!

    The sheeple have taken control!

  91. utahwoman, on October 9, 2009 at 4:56 PM said:

    See I do not see this as a prestigious award at all. Jimmy Carter got it, Al Gore, Yassir Arifat heck Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini all were nominated for it as well. I guess O is in the right place after all.
    Originally it was supposedly a great honor but I think those days are long long gone.

  92. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 5:27 PM said:

    utah,

    You may be right, but that isn’t how millions of Americans will see it. They’ll call him the prince of eace and bow down before him.

  93. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 5:29 PM said:

    What do they expect people to think? They gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a hood ornament.

  94. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 5:36 PM said:

    Sadly and sickly, the people will think what the MSM tells the to think.

  95. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 5:37 PM said:

    Oslo has trumped Copenhagen.

  96. sonrisa, on October 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM said:

    the Nobel Prize has just been cheapened. I wonder who the runner ups wer besides more deserving people

  97. sonrisa, on October 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM said:

    nevermind- the Confluence listed them. Can’t believe they would award it to this troll over the others, especially the groups cleaning up land mines.

  99. utahwoman, on October 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM said:

    Simply disgusting that sums it up. Just when you think things are bad up comes some more. Oh dear what will Queen Michelle wear ?

  100. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 6:26 PM said:

    Wow. Those people actually DID something. Of course, some of them helped women. Can’t have that. No chance of Obama being accused of that either.

  101. utahwoman, on October 9, 2009 at 6:29 PM said:

    Does this not seem similar to giving Homer Simpson the Nobel prize for outstanding mathematics ?

  102. thetownecrier, on October 9, 2009 at 6:32 PM said:

    OT, for your entertainment. A novel idea.
    http://quipster.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/subway-stairs-turn-into-piano-fun/

  103. sonrisa, on October 9, 2009 at 6:35 PM said:

    Homer is without a doubt more deserving of the math prize then 2- wars 0bozo is of the peace prize

  104. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 7:05 PM said:

    OK. Now that I’ve calmed down a little bit, I think maybe this is what happened. Whoever is behind Obama put his name into nomination for the Nobel Prize as soon as he was inaugurated as a kind of ace in the hole in case the nine days wonder began to peter out. With his number is tanking, the healthcare bill in jeopardy, and his inability to make decisions about Afghanistan and even Gitmo, the slap in the face delivered by the IOC was the final straw. Strings will pulled by his pippetmasters to get him the Nobel Prize in order to restore his evaporating prestige.

    Even Juan Williams, who cried ike a baby when award.oilsoc won the election, is decrying the Nobel award. Of course he’s blaming it all on Bush. I suppose tomorrow he will blame it on Hillary.

    What really was lost was the opportunity to give the prize to a deservingly recipient and thereby make a moral statement. I’m thinking particularly of the female Afghan physician who has stood up against Sharia law treatment of women.

  105. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM said:

    Homer Simpson for physics….lol….

  106. deadenders, on October 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM said:

    Have you heard they changed the name of the award to The Obama Peace Prize.

  107. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 7:20 PM said:

    Mary,

    Add the fact that he’s a true Manchurian Candidate.

    Hey, maybe that is where he was born!

    Obama – from Manchuko, Manchuria!

  108. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 7:22 PM said:

    Obviously the Nobel prize system has caught up with American schools. It’s now graded on a curve and you get a trophy just for showing up.

  109. Swell528, on October 9, 2009 at 7:24 PM said:

    Yakami11 said this over at AOL ( I know, I know, quit slapping me!)

    “New maps for Norwegian ships going through the straights. Looks like France but oh nooooooooooooooooo. It’s somolia.”

  110. workingclass artist, on October 9, 2009 at 7:41 PM said:

    Obama wins tons more awards….lol….
    http://biggovernment.com/2009/10/09/breaking-obama-wins-a-bunch-of-other-awards/#

  111. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 7:41 PM said:

    Butters,

    Yup. He’s the Manchurian candidate, alright. But I don’t think it was born there. If he is human (questionable), he comes from an inner city somewhere was he was found and proounced suitable to play the part after several years of intensive training He was given the identity of the long-dead Barack Obama, If. he’s not human, he comes straight out of Hell, and his real name is Mabus.

  112. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 7:49 PM said:

    wcs,

    LOL. They forget the Golden Trowel award for laying it on thicker than anyone else in the world.

  113. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 7:51 PM said:

    Look, even Time Magazine is funning with this!

    The Last Thing Obama Needs Is the Nobel Peace Prize

    Hat Tip to Ace over at Hill Buzz blog.

    “Ace Says:

    October 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Even Time magazine is ripping this embarrassment:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20091009/us_time/08599192939500

  114. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 7:53 PM said:

    LOL

    From that Time article……

    “The last thing Barack Obama needed at this moment in his presidency and our politics is a prize for a promise.”

    Talk about the THEATER OF THE ABSURD!

    LOL

  115. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 7:56 PM said:

    You said it Red Dragon!

    “RedDragon62, on October 9th, 2009 at 4:52 PM Said:

    Uppity:

    Your headline sums it up perfectly!

    If reading a TelePrompTer is enough to win a Nobel…….EVERYONE should have one then.”

    Geesh! Obama can’t even remember the year he was born in, or how he and Michelle met, or even his own daughter’s name!

    Sure deserves that No-Ball Prize!

  116. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 8:00 PM said:

    Hey Dragon! Imagine what he could win if he actually could talk without the teleprompter!

  117. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 8:02 PM said:

    Uppity, I afraid the Democratic Party is going to stick us with an Entertainment Tax!

    I’ve not laughed as much as I.i’ve laughed in the past 2 weeks in years!!!!!!!!!!!! – some of it though tears because it is all too sad though…….

    LOL

  118. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 8:12 PM said:

    LOL Butter. Laughter is good. I just wish it didn’t cost a couple of trillion dollars.

  119. Uppity Woman, on October 9, 2009 at 8:14 PM said:

    OMG! That Time article is a KEEPER. Callouses on his lips. ROFL.

  120. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 8:32 PM said:

    AMEN. About 700 Trillion in bailouts and takeovers.

    Hill Buzz had a great phrase: “Care Bear diplomacy!” lol

    fyi….

    from Hot Air

    CBS Blogosphere unites — in total disbelief

    Fox News How to Win the Nobel Peace Prize In 12 Days

  121. Buttered, on October 9, 2009 at 8:37 PM said:

    Time Magazine:

    “By now there are surely more callouses on his lips than his hands…….”

    “The last thing Barack Obama needed at this moment in his presidency and our politics is a prize for a promise.

    Inspirational words have brought him a long way – including to the night in Grant Park less than a year ago when he asked that we “join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for 221 years – block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.” (See pictures of Obama in Grant Park.)

    By now there are surely more callouses on his lips than his hands.

    LOL

  122. socalannie, on October 9, 2009 at 10:32 PM said:

    yttk, funny Beyonce quip! Lots of great comments here! A poster on E (screen name “Seriously”) left this, which I found interesting:

    “According to the Nobel Foundation, a Nobel Prize is awarded “to those who, during the preceding year, shall have conferred the greatest benefit to mankind.” The deadline for submitting nominees was February 1, less than 2 weeks after he was inaugurated as President, which means he was judged solely by his work in 2008… he ran a presidential campaign. That’s it.”

    Unfuckingbelievable! What could he possibly have done last year that “conferred the greatest benefit to mankind”? Was it his insane reichstag speech in Berlin with the free beer & hotdogs?

  123. Mary, on October 9, 2009 at 11:22 PM said:

    He allegedly made a speech against the war in Iraq,, of which there is no review in any newspaper, while in the Illinois Senate, and that catapulted him to stardom. Now he makes another speech at the UN, which by all accounts stunk, and he’s given the Nobel Prize. Does anyone see a pattern here?

  124. socalannie, on October 9, 2009 at 11:24 PM said:

    “Does anyone see a pattern here?” Yes, a scary one! Great comparison Mary!

  125. Mary, on October 10, 2009 at 2:36 AM said:

    It occurs to me that we haven’t sufficiently considered two points about the awarding of this prize:Sweden s conferred it; obama’s “peace” policy involves disarmament and Arab-oriented diplomacy.

    First, not too long ago, a Muslim cleric declared that Sweden is the best Muslim country in the world. I kid you not. Second, obama’s policy calls for no nukes and rapprochement with Muslims, especially Arabs. On both counts, the loser is Israel. While Muslim nations, including Iran, will be applauded for developing nukes for “peaceful purposes,” Israel will be censured for maintaining armaments that are a deterrent to its own destruction. This, in turn, will further isolate and weaken Israel in world opinion and strengthen the Arabs. It is not “world peace,” but the disarming and eventual dismantling of Israel that is the gist of obama’s “peace” talk.

    Thus, in honoring obama for his ulimately genocidal plan speech abouy of world peace, “the best Muslim country in the world” is kissing Arab ass big time, helping to set up Israel.

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