….where he can’t wait to learn more about how to implement Sharia and how to give us the “right” to wear the hijab.
Last night, Americans threw a bunch of bums out and replaced them with new bums. But they aren’t Barack’s bums.
Questions. Questions. So many questions. Like for example:
I wonder what Nancy is doing this morning?
Will Boehner continue to pretend to be a real person and start bawling all over himself again just before he cuts off the seniors?
Does Barack get the Ohio message or will he somehow think Strickland losing is actually a GOOD thing for him? He and Joe only visited Ohio a couple of zillion times.
Does Barack understand that Florida hates him and kicked his ass with a REPUBLICAN Latino? And this time they got a WHOLE vote instead of half a vote.
How about that Pennsylvania? I mean, why would Barack worry? Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida can’t be very important just because they are critical to Presidential elections.
He could maybe keep himself off their ballots and then just steal some delegates. Yes, Yes, that’s it. He could then claim people really wanted to vote for him but couldn’t because he wasn’t on the ballot. Then he could decide how many of them really wanted to vote for him, miraculously just enough of them to drag his ass over the line.
Let’s face it. He’s experienced at that.
Say, maybe Barack could ask Bart Stupak how to get re-elected. It’s the least he can do for Barack after Barack named that Women-As-Bargaining-Chips Executive Order after him. Bye Bart, you freaking Woman Controlling Asshat.
….And how about all those wimminz who got sick of having their rights and their health care whittled away,so they voted for the R’s. Do you think Barack gets that? That Barack. He’s such a feminist!
Do you maybe think Barack understands now that it’s not nice to stick it to those annoying old people when they know the reason there’s no money is because Congress stole it and doesn’t want to pay that $.2.2 Trillion IOU back? Now Barack can stick it to seniors some more – and blame it on the Republicans who will be all too happy to fulfill their life dream.
How will we be able to tell the difference now that the Democrats don’t own both houses? They couldn’t get anything useful or helpful done when they did own both houses–unless of course you were Goldman Sachs.
Does any of this matter to Barack even though he’s all excited about his trip and the possibility of having a secret meeting with a Saudi Prince so he can stick his ass in the air and bow again? Maybe later they can have a special ceremony for their Guest of Honor and Barack will get to throw the first stone at a woman buried up to her neck. Fun! That Barack. He’s such a feminist!
Will Barack charm a cobra in India or has he completely lost his special touch? Will he visit one of those customer service centers where the workers do jobs that once were held by Americans — and Thank Them for a job well done?
Will the Middle East maybe just keep him? Just for two years, okay? We could use the break. Come On, Middle East. Yes You Can! Besides, Barack is thinking of his next advancement. Being President is getting old. Two years at one job is a long time for Barack. Too much work! He wants to be Pope now.
They say Hillary is returning to us today. Welcome back girl. Smart of you to get the hell out of the country, as far away as possible from Toxic Barack. She does have an unspoken question for the Nutroots and the rest of Barack’s shrinking base, though:
How's that Barack thing working out for you now?
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"This is not culture. This is not custom. This is criminal."
“He could maybe keep himself off their ballots and then just steal some delegates. Yes, Yes, that’s it. He could then claim people really wanted to vote for him but couldn’t because he wasn’t on the ballot. Then he could decide how many of them really wanted to vote for him, miraculously just enough of them to drag his ass over the line.
Let’s face it. He’s experienced at that.”
Sez it all, Uppity!
Uppity,
You never fail to amuse so roundly, while informing us completely!
I don’t know what you did before you started this blog, but you are hilarious and I never fail to laugh out loud at some of your comments!
I agree about Boener. Notice how no one in the media gave him a hard time about crying, like they did Hillary in PA during the primary.
As for Reid’s “win”. I can’t help but believe that the powers that be could not let him, along with Pelosi, lose power. They had to give the outraged citizens the illusion that they had “voted the bums out”, but they couldn’t let Meg or Sharon win. California because of the 2012 election and Nevada because of the ongoing immigration issue.
Knowing what I know about how elections are literally controlled by the party leaders (under the direction of the power elite), I will never believe that the will of the people is fully expressed in any election cycle. The power elites will never allow that. They have an agenda that must be pushed and they don’t want an election to get in the way.
How else could a barack obama have gotten away with stealing the nomination from Hillary in the most blatant, arrogant way that the DNC enabled him to do?
Sharron Angle was up in the polls for weeks and now she loses by 11 points or whatever the heck it is? Just doesn’t make sense. I live in NV and all I hear about Harry is negative. Something is rotten in Carson City.
They said that women and independents flocked to Repubs. I have to think that even on a subconcious level, this has got to have something to do with Hillary. They saw how badly she was treated by her own party and voted now accordingly.
Well done Uppity!
I am off to work – but will look in later to see what I need to know!
I have such mixed feelings here in PA. Obama got his ass kicked, and I am glad of that. I hope he got the message . I don’t expect much from him though….that is, does he REALLY he get the message, or does he even care….his ass will be taken care of for the rest of his life.
Now, however, we have elected a senator who is a rightwing asshat…even his own party didn’t want him, continually picking Arlen Specter, until he swiched to Democrat.
so freakin depressing….
My my my- you mean to tell me harry gets to stay? Well that just sucks!
sas- where are you in PA? I am south of Erie- over here in bitter hick country. Doess seem like we are playing musical asshats doesn’t it? We got rid of Santorum – who is now running around planning a run for 1600, we got rid of Specter, 30 years too late, and now we get Toomey.
Well, hopefully Toomey realizes that voting with the PTB cost sestak his job- and we will do the same thing to him if he doesn’t listen.
And somebody tell Dahlkemper to leave a trail of one term breadcrumbs for barky to follow!
Here’s the Geraldine Ferraro/Sarah Palin video. I watched this last night- these women rocked. Had a conversation without talking over each other!
Hey mom, I grew up in southwest PA …coal/steel country…SW of Pittsburgh….Washington county.
We used to go up your way for family vacations at Lake Erie.
Now I live in SE Pa.
Lake Erie is still popular and the little town near us gets a nice push as travelers stop for lunch and gasoline on the way to Erie.
It’s quiet here, but the people are great. If we want “culture” we can always go to Pittsburgh, Cleveland or Buffalo.
Thanks for posting PMM.
YW DE- I got up and finished reading the thread from last night and lots of people wanted to see it. Well worth watching IMO. I watched it last night with hubby and watched it again this morning. How refreshing to see two political commentators and a news anchor NOT talking over each other. You could actually listen without your ears bleeding.
W throws out the first pitch at the World Series and Barack throws the first rock at the 6th century stoning.
I just love Geraldine. I remember crying when Mondale nominated her and being incredible proud of her in the vp debates. That video was wonderful. They were both respectful and nice to each other, but you know that they disagree politically. Gives me hope that the 30% solution will work (someday).
That interview with Geraldine and Sarah was beautiful. Historic! It was about the only thing last night that made me teary. We had a bunch of young girls over and I got to explain to them that those are the only two women in our entire history to have ever been selected for the VP ticket.
There were other glass ceilings broken last night, too. It is simply incredible that here we are in 2010 and states are still electing their first female governor ever or sending their first female to the senate. Or not. What a disgrace that women are 51% of the population and some states have never elected a woman at all. It’s 2010 for crying out loud!
Go, Uppity! I logged onto the PUMA blogs first thing this morning, because I knew they would be firstest with the bestest news. Y’all never fail.
Morning Level! And thanks. This place is a mess isn’t it? Lysol! Lysol! Gawd. Even the floor is sticky!
Yttik, you know what pisses me off? THe way they call what Hillary, Sarah, Geraldine did “Breaking the glass ceiling”. Notice how they made sure none of them won. Plenty of woman have interviewed for CEO jobs but only the ones who actually got the job broke the ceiling. And every time one of them does win, they replaster the ceiling so another one has to start over. Same deal with politics. As if just being “allowed” to run breaks the ceiling. The ceiling is NOT broken and WONT be broken until we have a woman president. One good thing that comes of all this is the filthy piggism, sexism, double standard and misogyny is bare naked now and it will result in a revolution. Too bad it’s a repeat revolution that wouldn’t have been necessary if women in this country hadn’t let the rights others stood in the rain and snow for be whittled away bit by water-drop bit. So now we are full circle and I’ll be damned if I am going to carry the water for this lazy generation of Clairol Girls who swooned over a sexist pig. They will have to break some fingernails and do it themselves. Otherwise, let them eat vibrating cell phones.
Mom, by the way, you’re the bestest ferret! You found that wonderful video I was begging for.
Well I am happy with the elections thus far because most importantly the people have awakened and spoken. They also split the houses ! They ripped Barrys high horse right out from under him and let him land his ass on the good old American turf !Let this be a message to all that Americans can be fooled and mislead but not for long when their freedom is under attack. What will happen in the next two years is questionable but the message has been sent. Can Nancy cry ? I mean will her stone frozen face let her do that ? At least today I feel there is hope because I loved Rand Pauls speech , he knows why he was sent in and so does Rubio and if they get it maybe some of the others will too. Thing is I am happiest of all with the voters well all but two states who seem to revolve around bad leadership and feel it is the best leadership but what the heck.
Some things I have been thinking on-
WOMEN were the deciding factor in most cases last night. Will both sides of crackpot extremists get it?
For quite some time here we have understood the need to neutralize the bastards by dividing the houses. It seems as if that is what happened- but unless we hold their feet to the fire it will be an empty victory.
I looked at a map today and was stunned to see how red PA went. PA! Working class PA! Has hell truly frozen over? That map should be plastered to Barky’s mirror. Not even black panthers in Philly and dead people voting could overcome the tide of disgust. We bitter hicks managed to not only negate Philly’s influence but to overcome it.
Now we need to make sure the asshats on the right understand what this was about- we DO NOT WANT extremes. Come to the center where most Americans reside. Cuz we will continue to drag the country back from the brink of the cliff- no matter which side’s cliff it is.
Utah, let’s be honest. If Nancy had cried, it would be plastered all over every newspaper in the country, and played in an endless loop on FOX. Then it would have been analyized and determined as a fake ploy like they did to Hillary. But since it was a boy who did it, everybody just said Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Well if that’s so, they won’t admit it. They will continue to pretend. At their own peril. This is especially amusing considering women are a larger demographic than ANY other demographic in the country.
Woe to them on the day all women are offended at the same time. Arrogance begets stupidity and mistakes.
There are more WOMEN in the USA than men.
There are more WOMEN in the USA than African Americans.
There are more WOMEN in the USA than Latinos
There are more WOMEN in the USA than Seniors.
There are more WOMEN in America than white people
I guess I left some out, I’m sure. But when you think about it, no wonder they enjoy keeping us split up in camps. That reduces our Demographic’s danger to them by half at all times.
Well, three glass ceilings were truly shattered last night, OK, NM, and SC got their first female governors, ever. Florida could become a historic 4th, but it’s still up in the air.
Governor is no longer a glass ceiling though, yttik. It’s been done. they don’t mind letting a few wimminz do Governor. It’s the Big Job that makes their pee pees shrivel.
Watch them “fix” health care and make it even more fun for the insurance industry. You don’t think the Republicans are going to hurt them do you? they will all make ‘bipartisan” deals at our expense, and walk off with some nice pork for their next election.
2012 elections begin TODAY.
I really really need to work on my ferreting skills. I distinctly remember more than one talking head discussing how women fled the D party last night. This morning all I can find is this-
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703778304575590860891293580.html?mod=WSJ_ele_main
“In 2006, when Democrats took control of the House, the party held a 12-point advantage among women, exit polls that year showed. That lead now appears to have been all but erased.
The shift appears to be even larger among white women. The parties were evenly divided four years ago among white women, but on Tuesday a decisive majority of that group went for the GOP. ”
2006? Last night they were all talking about how women supported barky in 08 and deserted him in 2010. Notice the not so subtle playing of the race card?
MOM white women didn’t desert Obama. He deserted them. In fact in 2008, he told them to go fuck themselves. Payback is a bitch because we won’t stop and sooner or later, we are the number that will make the difference to these pigs. We also don’t fall for their pre-election bullshit any longer. We know they are liars. Watch and see if you hear any mention of the Paycheck Fairness Act now that elections are over. Any woman who falls for the Democrats’ bullshit is just too stupid to even help. At least the republicans admit they don’t give a shit about us. There is NOTHING worse than a closet pig.
You are SOOO right Uppity! I was just over taking a look at the ABC exit polling. I think people really do lie just to make the pollster crazy. I looked at it and thought “If this is accurate then the Dem’s won a huge victory last night.” BWHAHAHAHA It’s all the fault of us white folks. It’s not level of education or income- it’s whitey! Will they ever realize that card is marked and we can all see it when they play it?
http://abcnews.go.com/politics/2010_elections/National?ep=house
OMG looks like 28% of voters voted for that Alvin Green Action Figure Wannabe…. oh, wait, maybe it’s a demographic thing lol
“they don’t mind letting a few wimminz do Governor….”
Yes, but Governors help to pick presidents.
Dems getting creamed on the congressional level last night is only a small part of the story. It’s the state legislatures and governorships that will really impact the 2012 presidential election.
Ok I have been scooting around the different blogs- and Uppity once again had the most comments on her election night live blog!
Congrats Uppity!
Great header, but when are Bill’s presidential election posters going to be unveiled?
Great analysis, uppity. Barry did indeed get a well-deserved spanking. Can’t wait to hear from TOTUS. Humble pie or petulant child, what’s it gonna be?
Glad to see the bums get voted out and can’t wait for 2012 so we can vote for another round of bums. I just hope that some of them can cook up a good cure for our economy and jobless situation. God help us!
Mom, the exit polling from CBS last night was esp glaring in CA, where WOMEN were more likely to vote against women (Meg, Carly) than men!! Right down the line= white, black, latino, Asian. About 42-45% of white women supported female candidates. Those of minorities (WHITE is a minority in CA) were much worse in support of women candidates.
I just saw that FOX showing of Ferraro and Palin rerun again at about 9:30 CDT. They were great.
Barky has a news conference about noon. What will he say??
“MO is right—you guys are meeean!!” (sniffle)
“I quit!!”
“uH, at least Harry and Nancy won!!”
“RACISTS!!”
Sink concedes to Dick Scott way too early. She’s only behind 50K votes.
Hal, whites are still the majority in CA, but non-hispanic whites may not be the majority (most hispanics in the US are caucasian, not black).
Just caught this in the links at Murphy’s- the savages in Iran are going to go ahead with the execution. Guess they thought we wouldn’t notice with the election going on. BASTARDS!
“– Authorities in Tehran, Iran, have given the go-ahead to execute a woman who initially was sentenced to death by stoning, according to an activist working on her behalf.”
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/11/02/iran.woman.execution/index.html?npt=NP1
It may happen as soon as today.
Here is the link- also lifted from Murphy’s- to Hillary’s statement
http://still4hill.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/secretary-clintons-statement-case-of-sakineh-mohammadi-ashtiani/
Aye, DE, and in CA, they CALLED it for Boxer with only a few precincts reporting and Carly only trailing by 13000 votes. They called it for Jerry Brown over Meg Whitman with a similar anemic return of the votes. What gives?
“Questions, questions….I wonder what Nancy is doing this morning.”
ROFLMAO
Uppity you are way too funny.
Hal- I don’t understand CA- they keep doing the same thing over and over and expect different results. At least the marijuana thing lost.
It is in the interest of the male dominated political sphere to keep women at each others throats- “A house divided against itself can not stand.” As long as they keep us from coalescing into one voting block they can avoid the pitchforks and torches.
Don’t expect any humility out of the narcissist. You’ve be disappointed. Even if he tries to show any, it will appear to be what it really is. Also expect him to blame Bush. Also expect him to tell everyone they just aren’t smart enough to understand. The sooner he goes home to the middle east, the better off we are. The only time he doesn’t do any damage is when he’s hitting a golf ball or shooting hoops.
One thing I find absolutely hysterical is how the white house will now ignore nancy because they can’t use her any longer. You reap what you sow. You sleep with pigs, you get slop all over you.
Almost fell outta my chair laughing, Uppity! This after staying up until 3 AM–that magical HRC time–watching election returns. Spot on, as your posts seem to be day in and day out.
Boehner:We are going to listen to the American people.
Translation: We are going to listen to the far right and ignore everybody else.
And we will spin the wheel again in two years.
OOOH! Does this mean nancee can no longer requisition Air Force flights? Will she finally have to fly coach like the rest of us? Is she trying to figure out how she is going to pay for all her booze now?
new post
Nancy’s going to go into retreat and get her face tightened. Again.
The carnage is beautiful to behold. Eff you, Barky.
One thing I find curious: in my state, which is decidedly conservative (not really “Republican,” tho’ the map is usually Red), the medical marijuana prop juuust squeaked to the no side of things. Hmm, really? Did that many Mormons and Fundies and other conservative-leaning groups vote yes? Reeeeaaalllyyy? On a night where Blue was through? Something doesn’t seem right here.
Allie, one more trip and nancy will have a permanent grimmace. She needs to stop with the botx before her face freezes. Somebody who cares about her really needs to tell her it’s okay to look human again.
Thanks alot Texas.
TehOne is speaking and once again he is hisssssing just as usual for the snake in the grass that he is. (apologies to all good, honest snakes)
I’m not listening to what he isssssss sssssaying – I never do. But I can still hear the hisssssses.
After (not) hearing him, I just have chills and goose bumps all over (and not in a good way).
Oh lol Upps I care not that he cried either seriously. He is just another Pelosi to the other side. Thing I saw and what I was saying is that some get it and some are re-thinking their political futures today period. Another thing I am saying is the message was sent and we can keep sending it until it gets delivered and read. I feel there is hope now. Hope that maybe they can take good things from each side and make it happen. If they refuse to do it and the newly elected get asshole on us they too will find themselves sitting among a new bunch of newbys in 2012. People are listening and not following what is told to them about ” we know what is best for you shit” We NEED BALANCE ! it can not be about give away programs and freebies there has to be controls on social programs as well as all others. Balance or we go on to live in turmoil. No way do I support many things this blog supports I support many but not all and will not in the near future. There needs to be balance. So while some here are happy dancing about Ca. re-elected losers in my opinion I am not but as I say it is their state they can have it I am leaving but I will fight ever bailing them out to because that is where it affects where I stand. Same goes with the fed. I do not support health care. I do however support reforms as in more control on the insurance industry and across state line buying etc. No way do I feel anyone has rights to free stuff period.
Well Barky can still hang out in Metro Maryland. His little little itty bitty lapdog Van Hollen got almost 75% of the vote. And the county council remains firmly in Circle D Ranch territory. But then this it the county that allowed those creeps on buses to cross over from DC and scare the heck out of that young boy who was home alone.
Looks like most of the livestock was slaughtered at the Circle D Ranch.
Livestock slaughter — very droll, DE.
You people, Tea Party racists that you are, can’t understand Obama’s pain. What’s wrong with Sharia law and a few dead women here and there.
What? My attendant is here now and I must take my meds.
/snark
When he returns from Sharialand, do we have to let him in?
Andy, if we don’t, he can just walk in from any border.