The perils of Merlin Ahmadinejinn and Exclusive photo.

Posted on May 6, 2011 by Uppity Woman

I was wondering why Mahmoud “Merlin” Ahmadinejad wasn’t saying anything about bin Laden swimming with the fishes these days. Then late last night I got a hit from a website and wanted to know why. It was an Iranian website and the hit was because the writer  found one of my most horrid photos of the horrible man on Google Images.

Anyways, the poster at the site implied, as best as I could tell from bad translating, Ahmadinnerjacket was going to make an announcement today.  It did appear that the comment section was snorting at Achie. Nah, that can’t be.

Anyways, I found some links that nobody noticed because Barack was sucking up all the oxygen and airwaves again. Thanks to Mom and FF, I got some more links besides.

It seems that Mahmoud went “on strike” and didn’t go to work for 8 days after he and The Supreme Ruler, Eye A Tool A Khamenei, had a bit of a…ah…disagreement. Ahmadinejad fired  his ”Minister of Intelligence,” Heydar Moslehi. The thing is, Khamenei reinstated him. Okay, I’m sorry if you spit your coffee out all over your keyboard.

Anyways, the scuttlebutt and/or propaganda as of yesterday is that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad returned to work and insists there is no riff between himself and The Supreme Leader. He blamed the false rumor on “Enemies” and “Deviators” who want to create a “rift”.

But alas, the plot does thicken and Merlin Ahmadinejad appears to be in some even deeper chit.

Speaking of “Deviators,”  it seems that a number of people who are close to Mahmoud have been arrested. But this isn’t just any old arrest. No sir. It’s a typical type of arrest you would expect to see in a country run by dysfunctional religious-zealot psychopaths. Achie’s friends got arrested for….are you ready….?

……They have been arrested for Using Black Magic.

Tehran, May 6 : Iran”s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s close allies have been accused of using supernatural powers to keep their leader in power amid the power struggle between him and the country”s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

No kidding. You can’t make this shit up. These crazy creatures actually do run Iran with the blessings of the Supreme Deviator or some such crap.

Several people believed to be close to the president and Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, his chief of staff who is described as ”the actual president of Iran”, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being “magicians” and invoking djinns (spirits), The Guardian reports.

…..And one of them is obviously the BIG Magic Gun.

One of them has even been described by an Iranian news website as “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds.

…..Gulp! Now Merlin is in REAL trouble! 

Djinn snatching a woman.

Djinns  or Jinns, depending on your dialect, are a great Out for Iran and other bizarro countries in the Middle East. I think djinns might just be their equivalent of “The Devil Made Me Do It”. They blame them for anything they’ve personally done that’s really really awful. Djinns probably even kill wives and things. And when women escape disappear from their families, they blame djinns too. I mean no woman would want to get the hell out of that godforsakenwoman-hating hell-hole by herself, would she?

Djinns don’t just hang out in Iran either. No sir. For example, a Yemeni  woman escaped disappeared and was nowhere to be found. Or maybe some guy just snatched her. Or maybe she ran off with one of the few remaining sane men there, which made him unacceptable to her family. At any rate, without an explanation, what else do intelligent, stable people do but turn to djinns?

The 23-year-old girl stepped out of her house in a mountainous village near the western town of Taif and never returned, prompting a massive police search campaign, Sabq Arabic language daily said.

“Some people told police they saw her walking on a hill not far from her house then vanished again,” the paper said.

“Her brothers and some residents in the village said she sometimes appears at night and then suddenly disappears…they told police that they believe she has been haunted and taken by jinn.”

Now didn’t I tell you not to be drinking coffee while you read this post? But did you listen to me? No!

Hey Merlin! Let’s see if the djinns get you out of this kettle of fish you seem to be in right now. Speaking of fish, your buddy Osama says Hi. Sorry you’ve been a little busy hiding and haven’t been able to make an outrageously psychopathic comment about his extermination.Looks like you’re not on solid ground over there in Iran, so make sure you stay away from the water yourself, you hear?  We’d hate to see you make a “connection” to one of those “unknown worlds”. You are far too much fun to laugh at. Too bad so many good people in Iran want to get out from under you and your crackpot rulers more than anything in this world. Hopefully, this is an opening. God knows they are on their own fighting the likes of your crazy ass,  because our president has already shown he hasn’t got the cajones to help them.

Iran. Just one more special crazy-assed government that helps to shape the UN. I wonder if invoking djinns is “In keeping with International Law”? What a bunch of Tools.

I am just so pleased that Freedom Fairy was able to get a candid shot of Merlin Ahmadinejinn as he was leaving his home earlier today.

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143 Responses

  1. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 12:15 PM said:

    “I wonder if invoking djinns is “In keeping with International Law”?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 12:17 PM said:

    I bet his REAL name is actually “Ahmadinejinn”!

  3. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:18 PM said:

    Bhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  4. Greenconsciousness, on May 6, 2011 at 12:25 PM said:

    I thought the last post on the UN was the best I ever read anywhere but this one is right up there. You are breaking new news here. You are a jewel.

  5. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:27 PM said:

    This must be why I feel all rode hard and put away wet.

  6. Tor Hershman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:28 PM said:

    Thay used a can of
    MONEY HOUSE BLESSING!!!

  7. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:28 PM said:

    I should really change the title FF. To ahmadinejinn. Brilliant. You are the find of the century.

  8. Greenconsciousness, on May 6, 2011 at 12:30 PM said:

    This is excellent –I cannot speak what I think as I do not want to mention the unmentionable but I hope BO is not an impediment to this but on board. Many paths to the Force.

  9. Greenconsciousness, on May 6, 2011 at 12:31 PM said:

    or ahmacadabra

  11. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 12:33 PM said:

    Great post, Upps.

    Ahmadinejjin is priceless, FF.

    Guess what?! The koran deals in jinns too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Jinn. And, like all good islamists, jinns blame others for their plight.

  12. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 12:35 PM said:

    But the ayatollah’s still in charge, so I doubt this is a respite for the long-suffering Islamic democracy movement.

  13. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:38 PM said:

    NES, do they watch syndicated reruns of I Dream of Jeannie?

  14. Greenconsciousness, on May 6, 2011 at 12:39 PM said:

    they are standing in a circle which is good – the stake and fire is in the center.

  17. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:49 PM said:

    I might as well put this up because if I don’t I just KNOW Utah will.

  18. mcnorman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:51 PM said:

    Where is Al Jazeera English on this? I mean Columbia U gave them the “bestest” journalism prize evah.

  19. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:53 PM said:

    Oh and just to make sure I can’t be accused of picking on another ethnic group, I give you this.

  20. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 12:54 PM said:

    Oh what the hell.

  21. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 12:57 PM said:

    Yes, but only because she always wore Islamic garb.

  22. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 1:02 PM said:

    Mi amo videos di dagos.

  23. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 1:05 PM said:

    Whoa! I knew BHO was taking undeserved credit for the OBL kill strategy. He watched this vid and stole the idea!

  24. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 1:05 PM said:

    You love EVERYTHING dago!

  25. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 1:08 PM said:

    Parlate la verità, donna Uppity.

  26. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 1:13 PM said:

  27. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 1:19 PM said:

    Oh hahahaha.

  28. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 1:20 PM said:

    sounded like my grandfather.

  29. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 2:01 PM said:

    Wow, How’d did Bambo pull this off? He has gone from worst to 1st just by capping the tallest goat plugger and the smallest! Is there no end to Bambo’s talents?

  30. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 2:23 PM said:

    Uppity – you forgot these!

    The Jinn Song (or why the Jinn Disappears Women)
    http://youtu.be/eVzMx8zKi1Q

    and this

    http://youtu.be/cjI4p8_NZVc

  32. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 2:30 PM said:

    don’t know why I can’t upload vids anymore

  33. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 2:33 PM said:

    FIXIT!!!!!!!

  34. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 2:40 PM said:

    Speaking of accents, I don’t understand why no one in the media seems able to pronounce the prefix of the town OBL was found in. It’s a British name, FCS: Abbott. So it’s ABBOTT (as in, eg, Abbott labs)-abad (pronounced uh-bahd). [The town was founded, during the Raj, by a Brit guy.]

  35. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 2:43 PM said:

    Hey Upps, where’d you find the “an Italian from NJ should be president” vid?

  36. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 2:47 PM said:

    NES – double click on the video and it will take you to the You Toobs URL

  37. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 3:05 PM said:

    Thx FF.

  38. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 3:13 PM said:

    Does the Rev. Al have any pride? It’s obvious that he’s BO’s dirty little secret, always meeting in secret. Get some self- respect, Al (like Jesse, who sees thru the sham).
    http://online.wsj.com/video/al-sharpton-working-behind-the-scenes-with-obama/42064070-B176-4987-9967-0D798AE19A9F.html?mod=WSJ_Article_Videocarousel_1

  40. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 3:25 PM said:

    It took a few days but the g’effers are now out in force, protesting evil Um-reee-kahs OBL kill.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/06/us-binladen-pakistan-protest-idUSTRE7453UQ20110506

  42. helenk, on May 6, 2011 at 3:36 PM said:

    This story is something in mind during the 2012 primaries.
    AOL deal gave arianna huffington a large internet outlet. She would sell herself to the highest bidder.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/06/arianna-huffingtons-going-to-win-some-elections/

    WOMEN WITH INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE, MEN WHO SUPPORT THEM AND COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS

    PUMAS,BUBBAS,EQUALISTS AND THOSE CHATTERING PEOPLE RULE

  43. ProudMilitaryMom, on May 6, 2011 at 3:41 PM said:

    Aw gee- the westboro church of the haters never showed at the funeral today. Not like they would have gotten anywhere near it anyway. heh

  44. ProudMilitaryMom, on May 6, 2011 at 3:41 PM said:

    Let’s see if I can help FF

  45. ProudMilitaryMom, on May 6, 2011 at 3:42 PM said:

    FF- just fyi- you tube is new and not improved- you now have to take the link from the browser window- not from the video

  46. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 3:45 PM said:

    Chit, the church was spared the Wrath of Mom!

  47. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 3:48 PM said:

    Look at the vid from around 7:21 on. Interesting look at the road to OBL’s hidey-house.
    http://videos.desishock.net/index.php?module=item&action=show_item_full&itemurl=aHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PXY5dEdyajFtQ3hRJmZlYXR1cmU9eW91dHViZV9nZGF0YQ==

    (The interview in Urdu is of a current airforce chap and a retired admiral; can provide a brief summary if anyone’s interested.)

  48. mcnorman, on May 6, 2011 at 3:55 PM said:

    Please do NES.

  49. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 5:14 PM said:

    Mom, the church of Phelps (the scumbag) must have heard about the lunge whip and, because they are true cowards, decided against risking it. I’m very happy that you were spared that – although I was very prepared to contribute bail money.
    WRT to the protests in Pakistan, saw that on the news cast this AM – notice the lack of women, the head covering and beards of the men. What would they do without all those billions of dollars in foreign aid every year? These idiots have no idea what it means to starve – all they can think of is their idea of ecstasy. How the heck do they think they would be able to finance it? Pakistan is not the breadbasket of the world and it doesn’t have oil or natural gas. What exactly do they want?

  50. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 5:16 PM said:

    BTW, a lot of Pakistanis are starving – just not the idiots protesting – they all appear to be well fed. Just wanted to clarify that one point.

  51. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 5:20 PM said:

    Uppity, you get better every post – I doubt that there is anyone else on the internet that can hold a candle. (I was going to type, you get better with age – much like Betty White, then I examined my comment and realized Betty White was always amazing and so were you)

  52. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 5:51 PM said:

    UW, Paul Shanklin nails the song!!

  53. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 5:52 PM said:

    Sorry UW, The song ain’t there! I will find it though.

  54. karen for Clinton, on May 6, 2011 at 5:56 PM said:

    HT, perhaps someday, long after the fraud is gone and his obots are history, we might get to know a little bit more about our Up. For now, I don’t care how old she is, or what she does for a living, or what she looks like or any other details about her. I am just grateful she started this site at a time of great need for those of us who come here.

    I don’t like to say my birthday, my job, or anything else either on the internet. In 2008 the obots sent my Senator something with my email address on it. The auto-response surprised me so I contacted him to say I didn’t send him anything. I explained I went on the Hillary boards and I was furious they used my personal info. I will never forget the obots.

  55. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:00 PM said:

    LOL good song John.

    Speaking of I, Me, Mine, it’s ironic that Rush doesn’t see himself in his own enemy.

  56. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:06 PM said:

    Karen, I know the identity of more than a fair number of members here and guard it with my life. And some even know me as personal friends and are caring and smart enough to do the same for me, to a fault. The day I can’t be trusted to do that is the day even I don’t want to read my blog. But I promise you that I am not anywhere near as old as Betty White. lol. And yes it is always wise to avoid giving out details on the internet, especially if you have obots stalking you. These are malicious people and that’s being kind. Piecing together details of people is not so hard and, while someobody might thing they aren’t sharing much, you would be surprised when all those little pieces are taken together.

    NES, I watched that video but am not sure what you wanted me to take note of. Would you be so kind as to help me understand what’s going on there?

  57. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:08 PM said:

    (The interview in Urdu is of a current airforce chap and a retired admiral; can provide a brief summary if anyone’s interested.)

    Please yes!

  58. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 6:08 PM said:

    karen, I know Upps is “older” because she has a wisdom that comes with the ups and down of going through the whirlwind of life. I don’t care about her age because, like you I appreciate her unique yet down to earth/common sense posts on what is happening today. Whatever age she is, she reminds me of Betty White – can say and do whatever she wants because she’s in a place of self realization and she, like the best vintages, gets better every year. Hope that explains my comment.

    BTW, I’ve been warning the gruesome twosome for over 10 years about putting too much information out on the net, so you’re wise keeping your information to yourself. I recall one time when gruesome female age 12 put a picture of herself up on the net without so much as checking with me (I’m been on the net the ’70′s due to my job). What little gruesome didn’t know is that Mom could do searches and if necessary could hack. I read her the riot act when I found that – talk about an invitation to predators. Mind you, she learned for a few years but when she was 18 she hopped onto Myspace (the first teen social network) and from there went to facebook. Today at 23 she tells me she’s sorry she ever did it. Once it’s out in the net it can never truly be erased. Actually if someone is smart enough, that will be the next moneymaker – scraping and truly erasing anything that one put on the net.

  59. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:09 PM said:

    Sometimes Westboro fizzles out. I’ve seen them do it too. They analyze the terrain and wisely move on. they know when the residents are REALLY pissed, they must scout up ahead.

  60. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:11 PM said:

    NES, what are the odds that those Egyptians who are protesting at the US Embassy are Mubarak people?

  61. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:14 PM said:

    Alas, HT, you have commented on your age and you are older than I am. Quite a few people here are, and quite a few arent’. And wisdom tends to crown those who seek her, sometimes regardless of age. But yes, living a bit of life does make one wiser, especially when you’ve already been in some of these movies before.

  63. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:16 PM said:

    UW, I need to hit happy hour after work. I thought the song was not there. I hope the fresh pig knuckles jar has come in today.

  64. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:16 PM said:

    Hahaha, Mubarak people…that’d be Machiavellian of Hosni.
    I’m more inclined to believe it’s the MB crowd.

  65. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:20 PM said:

    We are sending money to these freaks and giving them fire power? I have another post on the burner about that. They treat women like dog shit in Egypt. I say let em sink. If they want to be assholes, they can expect their income from tourists to go right into the crapper with them. Let them eat pyramids.

  66. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:20 PM said:

    Actually, no one in these Pak mob scenes benefits from foreign aid. Only the military, feudals and other governing elites do. So, when these demonstrating g’effers say they want the US out, they mean it.

    Also, please note that Pak has one of the world’s largest gas reserves, in the province of Baluchistan, next to SE Afghanistan.

  67. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:21 PM said:

    ROFL on the pig knuckles John. What, no hockeys and pickled eggs?

  68. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:23 PM said:

    Oh I know pak has oil. Egypt on the other hand has pyramids. They need to assess who the hell they think they are.

  69. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:25 PM said:

    Upps, on the Urdu vid, I wanted you to go to the 7:20 mark — that’s when the interviewer takes a ride to OBL’s former abode in Abbottabad. Gives one a visual sense of how military-associated the ‘hood is.

  70. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:26 PM said:

    Ok, will do, once I have an opp’t to listen to it again and jot down a few notes so I can accurately communicate the highlights.

  71. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:27 PM said:

    Ok I see, NES. It doesn’t look like Pak is innocent here, hey?

  72. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:28 PM said:

    Wait, wait!…I thought we all were here because Upps is H.O.T.

  73. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:29 PM said:

    I’m 78 years old, so y’all betta listen to me.

  74. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:30 PM said:

    No chit…who knew? We did!

  75. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:35 PM said:

    In that case, NES, when I’m 78 I want to look like you.

  76. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:37 PM said:

    UW. I would not give one cent of foreign aid to any Arab country because of their treatment, and views toward women. For all the knocks American dudes take, it ain’t nothin compared to those throwbacks do.
    And btw, the pickled eggs are always fresh, it just gets a little squirrely after the roto-rotter guys start fishin’ their’s out by hand! LOL!

  77. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:39 PM said:

    UW is hot? Well hello to the obvious! That is like me saying my cousin is a great kisser! The whole family already knows this.

  78. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:40 PM said:

    They haven’t struck oil in Pak yet, altho’ where there’s gas there tends to be oil. Foreign oil exploration companies have, so far anyway, searched in vain; but, they persist.

  79. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:44 PM said:

    Looks like Unc Sam’s trying to git laid.

  80. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:45 PM said:

    That is like me saying my cousin is a great kisser! The whole family already knows this.

    ROFLLL.

  81. Sophie, on May 6, 2011 at 6:50 PM said:

    Here’s a Jinn for you:

  82. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 6:50 PM said:

    Yum, pyramids.

  83. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:51 PM said:

    OMG John. ROFL you do this soooooooooooo well!

  84. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:52 PM said:

    Not only is she the best kisser, she makes for a great blind date when the tornandoes blow in the relatives unannounced!

  85. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 6:53 PM said:

    Ah to hell with their gas, NES. We have more natural gas than anybody. No pun intended. We just aren’t allowed to use it.

  86. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:53 PM said:

    NES. Getting laid? Yuk, The gals have to have “auntie” status for that.

  87. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 6:54 PM said:

    Upps, when I was a young woman, one of my coworkers grabbed my hand – looked intently at my palm at declared I was an old soul. I discounted it entirely, because I’m a rational human. BTW, from the time I was born, my hand has more lines than any hand should have – I was born with what I though were old lady hands yet even today, my hands have more lines than most old ladies or men. Anyway, I discounted that, however Old souls are not so far fetched. Some people are born without a clue, others seem to have wisdom beyond their years. You are in the latter category.

  88. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 6:56 PM said:

    UW. We have more natural gas, and oil reserves, than the goat boys have ever pumped. The first person to say they will open up and let American do what they do best: Solve problems, they will be elected grand supreme assistant trailer park manager for life. No joke, we can send these knuckle draggers back to the 6th century, if we so choose.

  89. Sophie, on May 6, 2011 at 6:56 PM said:

    BTW, UW: You have really been on a roll with posts the last few days.

  90. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 6:56 PM said:

    NES – 78? you are out to lunch if you think I will believe that, although women do tend to get more feisty as they age. I would have pegged you around 45. But that’s my senility addled brain.

  91. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 7:01 PM said:

    Stop the presses! In his speech to the troops in KY today, BHO declared that he was the greatest CIC evah. Heel!, you doubters, nattering nabobs of negativism.

  92. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 7:04 PM said:

    Unc, will “aunties” outside your blood family qualify?

  93. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 7:06 PM said:

    Only if they have two solid teeth no more than 1.5 inches apart, and only one is a bit discolored.

  94. Uncle Sam's Boot, on May 6, 2011 at 7:07 PM said:

    Oh, and outside the family, that is called meeting a stranger!

  95. NoEmptySuits, on May 6, 2011 at 7:08 PM said:

    You’re too good, HT. Darn, but I was good when I was 45.

  96. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 7:12 PM said:

    Hey Unc, don’t be denigrating people with missing teeth – I have two situations where I lost teeth and the gaps are probably about 1/2 inch each – they were the back ones and I wasn’t about to pay thousands of dollars to look pretty when I have other bills to house and feed – at my age, what’s the big deal?

  97. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 7:17 PM said:

    NES, I suspect you’ve always been ageless and by the acuity of your comments you are beautiful and intelligent, so chronological age doesn’t matter. It’s the mind and the use of the mind regardless of age. That is what truly matters.

  98. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 7:18 PM said:

    Unc, I was pulling your leg.

  99. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 7:22 PM said:

    Thanks Sophie! Do I get a vacation now?

  100. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 7:23 PM said:

    See the thing is, it’s not I who make these posts roll. It’s the subjects. These people are fanstastic material! It just keeps on coming! Washington DC is Comedy Central!

  101. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 7:28 PM said:

    Thay used a can of
    MONEY HOUSE BLESSING!!!

    It didn’t work! :)

  102. Sophie, on May 6, 2011 at 7:50 PM said:

    UW: You strike me as a woman who knows how to take care of herself and I trust that if you felt you needed a vacation, you’d take it. That being said, can I convince you to synchronize your vacation with mine so that I don’t miss any of your posts?

  103. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 7:55 PM said:

    Well I could try, Sophie, but to be honest, I am just too damned spontaneous to plan. I’m just one of those free-spirit throwbacks from the 70s.

  105. helenk, on May 6, 2011 at 8:12 PM said:

    HT
    I am electronically challenged according to my youngest granddaughter but maybe this will help with erasing you from the internet.

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/223682/erase_your_web_presence.html

    WOMEN WITH INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE,MEN WHO SUPPORT THEM AND COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS

    PUMAS,BUBBAS,EQUALISTS AND THOSE CHATTERING PEOPLE RULE

  106. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 8:16 PM said:

    I’ve actually been working on that little special project. If you want to remove your location and other public information from the net, there are several data mining firms that feed the rest. For starters, you have to get rid of Acxiom and Intellius.

    Anybody who fell for facebook was a fool.

  107. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 8:29 PM said:

    helen, thanks – I’ll check it out.
    Upps, yes – anyone who fell for facebook or myspace or any other social networking money making piece of crapola was and is a fool.

  108. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 8:39 PM said:

    forget money making ht. It’s an aggregator of personal information.

  109. HT, on May 6, 2011 at 9:02 PM said:

    So true, Uppity, but these days personal information means money. What’s that song from Caberet about money? So true.
    That’s why people should never save their passwords on their computers nor any personal details such as credit card numbers, cause if they inadvertently download a trojan….

  110. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 9:53 PM said:

    HT – I hope this is not out of line, but with all due respect, you simply must try and start referring to your two adult children as something other than “The Gruesome twosome”

    Although I understand it may be a long-time term of endearment to you – when you put it in writing, it conjures up the most unpleasant images! IMO :0

    Edward Gorey comes to mind.

    http://tinyurl.com/22qp9nq

    you don’t have to use their names – but even “my son” “my daughter” or “my kids” would be just fine! :)

  111. freedomfairy01, on May 6, 2011 at 10:00 PM said:

    I’m off kids – tomorrow early starts a very long week of a very big job – i’ll be here for 0-dark-thirty coffee.

    Night all

  112. lorac, on May 6, 2011 at 11:16 PM said:

    online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703992704576305414137806694.html

    Obama’s ‘Gangster Politics’
    ====================

    The president is about to order companies that do business with the federal government to disclose their political donations.

    By KIMBERLEY A. STRASSEL
    MAY 5, 2011, 6:56 P.M. ET

    President Obama has officially kicked off his 2012 re-election campaign, and don’t Republicans know it. The president is expected any day now to sign an executive order that routs 70 years of efforts to get politics out of official federal business.

    Under the order, all companies (and their officers) would be required to list their political donations as a condition to bidding for government contracts. Companies can bid and lose out for the sin of donating to Republicans. Or they can protect their livelihoods by halting donations to the GOP altogether—which is the White House’s real aim. Think of it as “not-pay to play.”

    Whatever you call it, the order amounts to the White House brazenly directing the power of government against its political opponents—and at a time when the president claims to want cooperation on the budget and other issues. Senate Republicans from Mitch McConnell to Susan Collins are fuming, warning this is one political sucker punch too far, an unabashedly partisan move that will damage Senate work.

    Minority Leader McConnell in an interview calls the order the “crassest” political move he’s ever seen. “This is almost gangster politics, to shut down people who oppose them. . . . I assure you that this going to create problems for them in many ways—seen and unseen—if they go forward.”

    That might not matter to a White House that’s already monomaniacally focused on 2012. Democrats are obsessed with the money game, in particular rubbing out any GOP opportunities that came with the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision to restore some corporate free-speech rights. Democrats last year tried to ram through the Disclose Act, designed to muzzle those new corporate rights, while allowing unions to continue spending at will.

    When the party failed to get the bill through even an overwhelmingly Democratic Senate, the White House stepped up. The draft order, which came out last month, would require federal bidders to supply a complete list of all political contributions made by the company, its political action committee, and its senior executives—going back two full years. (Richard Nixon would be impressed.) More astounding, the order requires the list to include donations made to third-party political groups—disclosure that is not currently required by law, and that is, as a result, surely unconstitutional.

    Ever audacious, the White House is spinning this as “reform,” claiming taxpayers deserve to know how federal dollars being paid to contractors are being spent in campaigns. This might hold (a drop of) water if the executive order also required all the (liberal) entities that get billions in taxpayer dollars via federal grants and funding—unions, environmental groups, Planned Parenthood—to disclose also. It doesn’t.

    The whole reform language is “Orwellian,” says Ms. Collins. It’s a measure of the order’s naked political nature that she’s leading the pushback—spearheading a GOP letter to the president and briefing Republican senators at a policy lunch this week. This is the same Susan Collins who has bucked her party in the past on campaign-finance issues, voting for McCain-Feingold.

    The administration’s argument that this is about disclosure is “a fraud,” she declares. The very notion “offends me deeply,” she says, since the order undermines decades of work by her and others to ensure federal business is free of corruption of political influence.

    The politics of the order have been so ugly that she argues the media has missed the equally profound policy implications. It’s the “equivalent of repealing the Hatch Act,” she argues, the seminal 1939 law designed to weed out federal pay-to-play.

    It has taken decades to create a federal contracting system based on “best prices, best value, best quality,” Ms. Collins says, and the effect of the Obama order is to again have “politics play a role in determining who gets contracts.” Companies may choose not to bid, which will reduce competition and raise government costs. And the order puts “thousands of civil servants” who oversee contracting “in an impossible situation.”

    The White House hasn’t bothered to respond to Ms. Collins’s letter, though Mr. Obama has had plenty of time for campaigning. In recent weeks he’s held fund-raisers in Chicago, California (six events in two days) and New York, while next week he heads to Texas. Supporters are bragging the campaign may break the $1 billion threshold, money that will go even further if the White House can simultaneously use its executive order to dry up Republican donations.

    The GOP has stayed mum on what it will do if Mr. Obama chooses to inject that level of partisanship into Washington’s current debates. His Osama bin Laden victory notwithstanding, Americans remains unhappy with the president’s performance on jobs, the economy and debt. If the president wants to shut down the possibility of bipartisan accomplishment on those fronts, a raw, election-motivated attack on Republicans is one sure way to do it.

  113. Uppity Woman, on May 6, 2011 at 11:31 PM said:

    Gee that looks like unethical cheating with a sprinkle of blackmail. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.

  114. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 1:48 AM said:

    XO, HT.

  115. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 1:49 AM said:

    Pass the hookah.

  116. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:01 AM said:

    Almost passed the champagne….
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703992704576307594129219756.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories

    Oh well, it’s only a matter of time. The Red Sea awaits its fish snack.

  117. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:07 AM said:

    Gangsta politics.
    Don’t these power-hungry numbskulls know that the rule won’t suit them under a GOP presidency.

  118. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:09 AM said:

    I haven’t “downloaded a trojan” in years!

  119. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:14 AM said:

    lorac, don’t get all seeeeeerious. You’ve visited only infrequently in the last 48 hours, and then made only serious comments. Where’s the flirtation? The whimsy?
    Is it that you’ve found another woman?

  120. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:18 AM said:

    Sheesh…this board is deader than OBL’s eye.

    I guess Upps is having ribs, and lorac, imust and karen have followed suit. Don’t forget to “download the trojans.”

  122. utahwoman, on May 7, 2011 at 8:36 AM said:

    Just stopping in to say hello. Lots going on in the world today for sure but I have little if any time to give a hoot lol. The snow has stopped flying for now we will see what Monday brings. I am busy laying in yard lighting, walkways, steps and gardens and water features so have little time to do any interneting. I am field testing a darn near 60 year old body to see if it holds up to shovels, picks and lifting as it used to. So far I have not had to corner the market on ben gay but we will see.

  123. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 9:14 AM said:

    Utah, hitch up a wagon to one of those marvelous ACDs and have them carry stuff for you. That would be in between eating anybody who tries to break into your home. I’m sure those dogs can handle both tasks concurrently.

  124. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 9:29 AM said:

    DE it’s shocking but you know what? Maybe a bit of the old torch and pitchfork routine is just what’s needed. At least they woke up long enough to notice they are bing objectified and their rights are being trashed.

  125. karen for Clinton, on May 7, 2011 at 9:35 AM said:

    NES, you have to coordinate your late night forays with Lorac. Either of you left alone and wandering around here talking to yourself is a sin.

    DE, that should inspire the perps to wear “Rapist Pride” T-shirts and hold their own perverted rally. Of course, it might end quite badly for them, say with a baseball hat to their nether regions and a visit to the morgue, the police station or the local hospital, but hey, at least they can boast they are out of the closet and on the streets. They can even start their own “Rapists for Obama” re-election campaign in honor of an inspiring (spit) so-called, This is What a Feminist Looks Like, Peace Prize winning, Race Card Playing, Chicago hoodlum bamboozler.

    Lorac – we tried to warn them about Pay to Play politics taking over the Federal Gov’t if he got in.

    Sigh. This world can’t stand long.

  126. karen for Clinton, on May 7, 2011 at 9:40 AM said:

    Utah, time and exercise spent in a garden is good for the soul as well as for the mind and body. I took a walk around my house today to see what was coming up and found a three legged dead mouse – belly up.

    Wonder if a raptor or kitty had leg of mouse dinner?

    There are lots of plants coming up. I have planted mostly natives so they are safe to spread all over if they do so, are hardy, and do not require much care at all. And they are natural and beautiful too!

  127. utahwoman, on May 7, 2011 at 10:39 AM said:

    Yes doing the yard is good for the soul truly. Have no time to get pissed at what the master is up too lol. Hey Upps right now I have 4 beautiful ACDs here. You know I think I just may have them haul a load for kicks and giggles.

  128. karen for Clinton, on May 7, 2011 at 11:12 AM said:

    Ok, I give up. What is an ACD? I looked it up on Acronym finder and Audio Compact Discs do not haul.

  129. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 11:22 AM said:

    Australian Cattle Dog.
    http://tinyurl.com/6j8hnzv

    It’s alert, witty, guard ability, courage, honesty, absolutely loyal to the duties of the features make it an ideal working dog.

    Australian cattle dogs are highly intelligent. They train very easily in just about any activity. They are independent and loyal. They develop a strong bond with their “pack”and will defend it forcefully.

    These dogs are very shy and reserved with strangers. They can be aggressive when defending their territory. They have been known to bite intruders

    .

  130. karen for Clinton, on May 7, 2011 at 12:40 PM said:

    Blue dogs? Are they dems?

    Look like they could be wrecking balls.

    Beautiful and cute too.

  131. utahwoman, on May 7, 2011 at 12:43 PM said:

    I don’t call mine the wrecking crew for nothing lol.

    Bite intruders ?? lmao eat them and leave no evidence behind is more like it. lol. I had one of mine get tossed by a 2600 lb bull while herding only to get pissed off and go after that critter and force him into the pen. They do not break from task. Extremely focused.

  132. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 2:59 PM said:

    Utah or UW, are ACDs also called “Australian Blues”?

  133. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 3:01 PM said:

    Then, they’re the SEALs of dogs.

  134. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 4:34 PM said:

    NES, far as I know, ACDs come in two colors, blue and red. So maybe somebody out there might call a blue an Austrailian Blue, I guess. But not if he’s red. :)

    This is a LOT of dog and one of my favorites, as I love herding dogs. But an ACD is way too much dog for me. Utah rescues them because there are so many dipshits who get a cute little ACD puppy only to find out the dog is smarter than they are and In Charge. After the dog rips the place apart, they dump him. Then Utah steps in an saves the ones that haven’t as yet killed anybody. These are really nice dogs but they require an experienced owner and a job. And I do mean a job. If they have no job, they create one and it might not be a job you want him to do. They are focused on their masters and will do anything for them. Including kill, if necessary. ACD is one of the brightest dogs ever bred.

  135. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 4:37 PM said:

    A most famous ACD. He’s gone now. But watch this so you understand just how smart and focused this dog is with a job.

  136. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 5:40 PM said:

    Aww, that’s very heartwarming. Thanks UW.

  137. utahwoman, on May 7, 2011 at 6:08 PM said:

    Ah God Bless Skidboot. My hero. My boy well needless to say is my Skidboot. Upps has seen him do his magic. Thanks Uppity for the praise but all I ever want is for folks to see what amazing dogs these are and not get them because they are unique but because they want a personal companion that will read their every move and be their best friend forever. I know you have to remember the video I posted long ago with my heart boy leaving the toy until I said 3. I can only imagine the pain this man endured after he lost that sweet boy.

  138. NoEmptySuits, on May 7, 2011 at 6:13 PM said:

    Post it again, utah. I don’t recall seeing it.

  139. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 6:30 PM said:

    No she didn’t post it here NES. I will attest that this dog is brilliant. Utah and I know each other’s dog from another circuit.

    As for the Osama video, well it’s a piece of useless crap, long or short.

  140. Uppity Woman, on May 7, 2011 at 6:33 PM said:

    Don’t thank me Utah. You work wonders. You can’t save them all but plenty of them would have taken the needle without you to fix them. As for blowing your dog’s horn, you know I love me those ACDs and you’ve got one dog I would kill to have but that he’s too smart for me, and I also know that you’ve been caught blowing my dog’s horn more than once too.

  141. utahwoman, on May 8, 2011 at 8:59 AM said:

    Yes and I would steal her in a heart beat too ! One of if not the most gorgeous girls I have seen and the personality I love.

  142. Uppity Woman, on May 8, 2011 at 9:03 AM said:

    She sends you face licks, Utah. She’s right here staring off into the ether with her stuffed duckie in her mouth. The one that quacks three times, three times in a row, total: 9 quacks. At 3 AM.

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