Preface: I would like to go on record right now and say that, on the day every OWS protest group in the USA shows up in front of the White House and the Capitol steps collectively, and in doing so, they declare that their true and primary purpose is to remove Corporation Control of Government and legislation to the detriment of the people, I will be behind them 100%. Till then….
You know, I was thinking that I need a new LL Bean or Eddie Bauer parka, some new Thinsulate gloves and another pair of UGGs. I have to be warm when I walk my dog in the upcoming cold winter because Global Warming completely bypassed where I live. I can’t afford to buy these things new every single year, so I had this idea I could go down to OWS and pick them off the wish list of donations when it starts to get a little chilly. I mean, if special 5-people tents, special diets and sleeping bags are on the list, surely my UGGs should be there. I could just take them, grab a free bite of food, tap my bladder and leave. All I have to do is remember to make a sign that says something like, “Give me liberty and free stuff or give me death“.
That would make me a freeloader who is freeloading off of their free stuff!
OWS is more than a little pissed off that somebody encouraged Rikers Island parolees to stop by OWS and get some free food. These same people who expect somebody else to pay off their college loans are feeling violated.
There’s no irony here, is there?:
Newly sprung ex-cons and vagrants rousted from other parks are crashing the Occupy Wall Street protest, where gourmet meals are free and boozy, drugfueled parties are on tap, the movement’s leaders griped yesterday.
“They’re telling people who leave prison to go to Zuccotti Park,” lamented Daniel Zetah, a leader of the OWS community-relations group.
Volunteer Lauren Digioia, 26, said, “We have drug dealing going on here, gang activity, public intoxication. There are a lot of instigators. There are a lot of vultures.
“Everyone knows we give out free food and sleeping bags, and it’s a perfect opportunity for squatters.”
Not exactly. Someone ELSE gives you free food and you eat it and hand it out to whom you want to have it. That makes you a freeloader who is angry at other freeloaders who aren’t approved freeloaders. Oh wait………I’m dizzy…
Okay, I’m better now.
But seriously, isn’t it just awful when the wrong Freeloaders Freeload Free Stuff? It’s kind of like if I steal the money out of your wallet and then somebody steals it from me. Boy, would I be pissed if that happened!
These ex-cons are Freeloading somebody else’s Freeloaded stuff! They have demands too, kind of like demanding that somebody else pay off your college debt, only cheaper. But that’s different, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Who can forget this sweet little guy who wants us all to pay his tuition because that’s what he wants. Honestly, I really liked this kid. I wanted to alternately hug him and slap him silly for being so out of touch with reality and refusing to grow up beyond the age of 15.
I still just do not see how camping out on other people’s freebees, and ruining traffic to small businesses that EMPLOY people bothers Wall Street one bit. And OWS certainly doesn’t bother a President and a Congress that takes money from them hand over fist.
I was just wondering…..has anybody heard one single Congress Critter say that taking money from Corporations or Wall Street is a bad thing to do? Has anybody submitted legislation to put a stop to it? Has our President said one word about any of this between his fundraisers that result in shovels full of Corporate-related Agenda cash? I might have missed these events, so please let me know if I am wrong.
I should point out that none of this applies to Charlie Rangel. He “supports” OWS. Doesn’t he?
Four demonstrators headed uptown yesterday to harass Rep. Charles Rangel, who’d twice visited Zuccotti Park to support OWS but drew their wrath by voting for free-trade agreements with South Korea and Panama.
Four protestors. Wow.
I guess the others were busy texting and checking out the buffet table — and they didn’t notice that Charlie gave them lip service and then stuck it in their noses. I guess it’s okay though, because Charlie is a Democrat. Only Democrats get to screw the little people without the benefit of torches and pitchforks. That’s why the area in front of the White House is nice and clean right now, and nobody is pissing on the sidewalk or using a bullhorn. I mean, the President wasn’t the one who was Front and Center, loudly pushing for that new free trade agreement or anything, was he? I mean, it’s not like he wasn’t perfectly…um…clear about his feelings on Free Trade Agreements in 2008, right? So whatever you do, don’t go bother HIM with protests, you hear?
And it’s not as if Obama himself made that new free trade agreement happen through badgering or anything. That’s why it’s so important that nobody Occupy the White House and instead camp out on Wall Street or in front of some pissant City Hall. I mean it’s not as if W Obama is pleased about that new free trade agreement!:
But remember, OWS, Barack supports you! Just like Charlie does! Keep up the good work over there in parks and in front of some little City Hall. That’s where it’s at! No sense of standing in front of the White House. He talks a big talk doesn’t he? His words are a bit different on the fundraiser trail though, where he takes the big bucks from lobbyists under the guise of “Bundlers”. Bundlers are the people who put the hammer on employees to donate to the cause. You don’t HAVE to donate, mind you, even though you can bet management knows you haven’t donated. Then the bundler hands Barack the big bucks and he declares that he got that money from the Little Guy. What part of this are people having a hard time understanding? Why don’t you ask Goldman Sachs how that’s done? Or Morgan Stanley. Or Frank Clark over at Commonwealth Edison, also on the board of Exelon. Or Microsoft. Or Citigroup. Or Time Warner. Or GE. Or Open Secrets’ list of Top Contributors to Barack Obama. Just saying!
In any event, here’s your chance to sponsor a Protester.
When protests strike throughout the country and around the world, Save the Protesters is there, bringing support in the form of nourishing vegan meals, fresh cardboard boxes and tarps, much-needed STD and drug testing, and quality condoms and sanitary wipes.
It’s a pretty biting satire, but I do wish someone would make a Sponsor A Protester video to go with the one below. Then you would all have a matched set and be able choose which Freeloaders you wish to sponsor with the money you earn in order to keep yourselves legitimately alive without taking what you covet from somebody else.
Yes, please, someone make a Sponsor A Protester Video to go with this one. Because some of us don’t see much of a difference between being robbed by Wall Street or being Robbed by a bunch of Entitlement mentalities who expect us to give them our money, or what’s left of it, for no reason other than they inhale and exhale, and so that we may all live in Utopia just like the old Soviet Union we all so badly miss. First person who comes up with a Twin video to this one gets a penguin.
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