I was thinking that, at best, if crazy man Roy Blunt’s Health Care Roulette For Women Amendment passed, I could at least look forward to women bosses rejecting health insurance coverage for Viagra, Vasectomy, Testosterone patches and penile implants, so that these psycho boys could see how it feels.
It would be a small consolation, because, given some of the caveman activities of legislators in this country lately, all that would really be left would be for them to tie a concrete block on our feet, throw us in the water and see who floats. They could all wear those cute buckles to go with their special hats that suit them so well. Then they could outlaw cats because they are Familiars. Oh wait…that was done once before too — the result was called “The Plague”. Then swine like Roy Blunt and Darrell Issa could nominate themselves to be the Pied Piper.
In Nebraska, they are currently considering a law that would make a third-party killing of an abortion doctor “Justifiable Homicide”. Think about that for a minute, would you? I’ll wait….
I’m sorry folks, but these people are severely mentally ill. One would almost have to move to that godforsaken Middle East to see men act this crazy. They are concerned about intrusive government on the internet and can’t keep themselves out of our bedrooms. They are concerned about Religious Rights but not Human Rights. They find it illegal to force Americans to buy a health care product against their will, but see no problem forcing American women to buy an ultrasound probe against their will. There’s no irony here, is there?
Fortunately, Blunt’s amendment failed. But the amazing part is that it was close. And we all owe thanks to disgusted Olympia Snowe, who was the only Republican to vote to kill this regressive pile of dung submitted by neanderthal Roy Blunt. No wonder Snowe is leaving. She probably feels like she needs a shower just sitting in the same room with these women’s-crotch-obsessed freaks. Barack Obama almost looks good next to these creatures. From a woman’s standpoint, you’ve got to be pretty bad to pull that off. Surely, he is partying daily because his old standby habit of using women as hockey pucks and bargaining chips worked so well on these cretins. Again.
Oh, and one more thing. Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut, mainly because she is an actual user of birth control and was guilty of the horrible crime of wanting to testify at the Boys’ Club, which, incidentally was deciding whether or not her birth control should be covered by health insurance, regardless of who she works for. I found this ironic, or at least a little odd. Rush has been married 4 times, beating out Newt Gingrich in the Marriage-Is-So-Sacred-I-Do-It-Often department. The thing is, Rush has no children. This means that Rush Limbaugh either:
1) Never had sex with his wives or 2) Used birth control and is a slut who killed millions of potential babies or 3) Shoots blanks. Now I know these options are terribly personal and not my business. It is very rude and audacious of me to force myself into these personal issues. Almost as rude as probing my vagina against my will. And….If I’ve left out an option, do let me know.
I can’t even believe I am forced to write about this insane crap in the year 2012.
……And here is why this guy just makes me like him sometimes.
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