Well there just aren’t enough sharks for the GOP to jump are there?
I am fairly convinced that these sick SOBs hate women so much that the goal surely must be to get the number of women who vote Republican in November as close to zero as possible.
Obviously they have become increasingly bored with the idea of forced vaginal probes, comparing women to chickens, cows and pigs, and attempts to rule that the killing of doctors and patients is “justifiable Homicide,” — and while they are obviously turning the page on calling the Girl Scouts a Lesbian plot– the GOP is seeking brand new thrills. In fact they have actually sharpened their Degradation, Humiliation and Denigration- of -women skills, and now I am here to tell you that the GOP is working up a perverted sweat trying to get erections ( half, none or otherwise) over the thought of women’s periods. It’s for the Greater Good, you know.
Yes, that’s right, women’s periods. They want to get right in there and check your period out. In Arizona, there is a new law that lands right on top of that shark. I mean, these people are positively perverted. These sick bastards are actually targeting your menstrual cycle now.
Life starts earliest in Arizona, which now defines gestational age as beginning on the first day of a woman’s last period, rather than at fertilization
Yup, you read that right. Life begins on the first day of your last period even if you didn’t have sex, you are pregnant.. No kidding. You can’t make this shit up. These people are positively certifiable.
What I would really like to know is, why are social conservative so perpetually interested in women’s body parts, even unto their female bodily functions? This is about as perverted as it gets, sitting in a room, talking about our periods while jerking off, if you ask me.
So, I just tweeted the @GOP with a few questions. You should too.
I’ve asked them
Will there be a period police? Because I’m sure there will be plenty of perverted volunteers. You guys are some sick SOBs.
Could you tell me where a woman in Arizona should go to register her period so I can tell my friends?
Will a woman be submitting her used tampons directly to the GOP for examination/validation/review and certification?
I was wondering, If I am automatically gestating on the 1st day of my last period & didn’t have any sex,how long will I carry the baby?
Is the goal to get the number of women who vote Republican in November as close to Zero as possible?
I’m sorry folks. But the GOP is pumping out some truly sick bastards in elected roles.
GOP! Get out of our crotches you filthy pigs, and mind your own goddamned limp dicks, will you?
By the way, this law could result in regulation of sperm during that fake gestational time, big boys, so keep your hands off yourselves, you jerkoffs.
Seriously I hope ten thousand women send you bloodied tampons in the mail, you assholes. You’re an embarrassment to yourselves.
Uppityites, I am waiting for answers from the GOP to my specific period questions. I’m sure they will answer as soon as they get their hands out of their pants.
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