You may have heard of the War on Women™ – of late, it’s all the rage! The wingers of the republican party are attempting to pass all kinds of crap, trying to control women’s bodies, trying to spy in our bedrooms. (Hmmm…. you would think that the party of conservativism, the party that wants small government, would be more of a “live and let live” party!)
But don’t worry! Obama is looking out for us! He’s speaking out day and night, criticizing those wacky, misogynistic republicans!
Oh. What’s that you say? Words aren’t action? You say that Obama is all talk (someone else’s words read off a teleprompter), and his life has been one big attempt to avoid much work or committing to any action? Oh, gosh, that’s true…. (face it, he’s not Mr. President, he’s Mr. PresentVote).
Well, wait a minute! He was involved in a downright flurry of activity during the primary of 2008! He was working hard with the DNC!
As a matter of fact, during the primaries, THAT is when he was awarded his “this is what a feminist looks like” peace prize!!!! He certainly was working for women THEN! He worked hard with the obots and with the DNC (and even with the media!!!), and he TOOK ACTION, it wasn’t all words!!! Let’s see – he was a part of caucus cheating against a female candidate, stealing of delegates from a female candidate, playing inappropriate misogynistic music on election nights, and standing in the way of the most historic candidacy possible!
Shoot, I see now, I see. He either is “all talk no action”, or when he does act, he works AGAINST women!
But, no! I refuse to give up hope. I just know that Obama is out there fighting the war against women, HE IS WHAT FEMINISM LOOKS LIKE! Ok, let me think, let me think…. Yes, I’ve got it!
Obama is having a meeting with The Muslim Brotherhood! Now, why ELSE would he be meeting with them, people???
I just know he has prepared all kinds of research studies, he’s going to have a big powerpoint set up that he is going to run himself, and he is going to set those cavemen straight!!! He’s going to convince them that sharia law is an abomination of nature, and that America will no longer be giving money to or calling a “democracy” any culture that does not allow women to have the equal rights which are theirs by birth. No more FGM, no more family “honor killings”, no more throwing acid in the faces of little girls who are just trying to go to school!
Obama is telling them, no more sexism, no more misogyny, and what’s more, no more PATRIARCHY!!!! Obama is telling them in no uncertain terms that Shariah has NO place in this country! HE’s telling them, no more crap in your own country, and neither can you move here to OUR country and pull this crap! Whooop!
In standing up to the Muslim Brotherhood, not only will he be
pretending speaking as a feminist, he’ll also be ACTING as a feminist!
Update: I’ve just woken up from a particularly crazy dream! I must have been typing while I was asleep! Because we all here KNOW who the feminist is! We know who the juvenile boys playing world leaders are, and we know who the hard working person is who IS a world leader!
They think they’re tricking us, this side pointing at the other side and screaming, “War on women!!”, and the other side doing the same. They think they can speak words and we can’t tell the difference between words and action, between pandering and commitment.
If it walks like a world leader, if it holds itself as a confident, experienced person, if it has a lifetime of experience making positive changes in the lives of women and girls – it’s not a duck, and it’s not Obama….
THIS is what a feminist looks like, and THIS is who is fighting the war on women – against the left and the right – with ACTION! She’s a superpower in her own right!
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