Just hang on, you’ll see what I’m talking about lol
So, you’ve all probably heard me rant about Toddlers and Tiaras before. Well, I think I’ve discovered what may be the future for these poor little indoctrinated kids. What you’re about to see may really freak you out, so I want to give you fair warning! I know *I* was pretty speechless after I saw this.
You’re probably thinking, “hey, the pole is missing from the photo!” Oh, silly reader. Nope, this isn’t the annual meeting of the “Let’s All Try to Look the Same” Stripper Club. Good guess, though!
Meet the Marshall family - well, most of it; besides these five daughters, the mom also has four sons. No word on THEIR chest sizes.
…..in the Marshall household, where mother and four other daughters boast £50,000 worth of silicone breasts, cosmetic surgery at 18 is a rite of passage.
Yes, in case you weren’t aware (!), those breasts aren’t real!
This top-heavy mom having 9 kids made me wonder – with all the (on and off again) controversy about whether to breast feed or bottle feed – did she even have to make a decision? I mean, whether she breast fed or bottle fed, the kids were getting milk through plastic!! lol (oh, I’m EVIL! lol)
So, anyway, this article centers around the youngest daughter in the family, 14-year-old Britney. She’s sitting in the foreground of the photo. She’s thinking she doesn’t want to take part in the “family rite of passage” in four years when she’s 18.
‘Britney is going through a funny phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done,’ said Mrs Marshall, a 53-year-old mother of nine.
You know, they say every family has a black sheep. This kid, though, is REALLY a rebel.
Britney, however, dreams of being the first in the family to go to university, making her way in business and travelling the world beyond the family home in Kirkby in Ashfield, Nottinghamshire.
‘I’m too young to be thinking about having a boob job – I just want to work hard at school,’ she said.
‘I believe a girl should do what she wants and at the moment I don’t want to get a boob job.
Geez, maybe they should have this kid’s DNA tested. Either she was mixed up with someone else’s baby in the hospital birthing room, or she has some strange DNA mutation. They should really try to get her some counseling to help her address her strange goals for her life. She likes school, she wants to go to college, she wants to have a career, she wants to have a natural body, and she wants to be able to make her own choices. This poor kid is sending out all kinds of cries for help!!
And I’m certain that the women who went on a hunger strike to get women the vote, are very dismayed that this young woman is so twisted. They sacrificed their HEALTH, so that this fool hardy kid could TURN HER BACK on the opportunity of becoming a plastic woman??? Such ingratitude in today’s youth! Hillary probably took one look at this photo and finally realized why life has been so hard – she took the wrong path, that’s what it was!
Now that the rest of the family has already paid for multiple surgeries to get larger and larger basketballs put inside their body, they probably have some extra cash now. Being the wise women of substance that they are, I’m sure that they’re now saving for the inevitable back surgeries up the road!
File this under: It feels like I was born on the wrong planet sometimes!
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