AAARRGH!!! Where’s My Loot?!
The Preezy of the United Steezy turned 51 on Saturday, and boy is he doing it up big this year! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum Cristal! He’s not even making a pretense of running the country or trying to scare up a few jobs. He’s instead opting to host fundraisers and suck up to all of his rich donors instead. Like he accuses Mitt Romney of doing. But don’t take my word for it. The New York Daily News had this to say:
President Obama marked his 51st birthday Saturday with a quiet round of golf – but revealed plans to celebrate it next weekend with a big bucks fundraiser.
Obama, playing golf for the 104th time since taking office, hit the links at Andrews Air Force base before departing for a night away at Camp David.
But next Sunday he will be in Chicago, hosting dozens of donors – some contest winners – at the First Family’s longtime home in Hyde Park. SOURCE
The article goes on to say how his loyal, long-suffering and equally selfless spouse is doing her part to make sure he fleeces all of his young (and now unemployed) 2008 lemmings donors can still stay in the game, even if they’re not as rich as George Clooney or Anna Wintour.
Let The Games Begin!
I’ve been wondering about the party games that were planned for this festive, week long spree, and I think I might have found a few that aren’t too far off the mark.
Many donors will bring their children, if only for a great photo-op in the anticipated media blitz of sickeningly sweet photos that are sure to follow.
The “You Didn’t Build A Bear” workshop will keep them quiet while the adults are being fleeced, and the distraction will keep the meds out of their milk.
This little game can keep the kids out of your hair as well as brainwash them into believing that there’s nothing to look forward as long as they keep donating their tooth fairy money to OFA. It is also the perfect tie-in to what looks like this elections favorite talking point, so I think its a win-win.
Ahoy, Matey! We’re Still Broke! Time for a BIG LIE!!
Next we have “Composite Kiss And Tell”, which also shows consistency on Preezy’s part. He’s been ‘splaining that all of his characters in his bio, speeches and entire lifetime are “composite characters” that represent the true America (i.e. his vision of America, like his lovely story “The LIfe of Julia” which I will not link for fear of a trip to the gulag).
So far, Harry Reid has kicked this one off with his lie about Mitt Romney not paying a dime in taxes for 10 years, which has breathed new life into a tired meme that nobody really gives a shit about (see: “We need to see tax returns from your first paper route”)
When Romney’s running mate is announced, you can fully expect a phony sex scandal or two (unless its Pawlenty, who nobody would ever sleep with because he just has no edge). They won’t mention him by name, of course, but will cunningly describe a “Governor of Minnesota who shall remain nameless that can bore you to death so he can take advantage of your lifeless body” or something like that. All very carefully worded to ensure plausible deniability during the firestorm that Romney’s rapid response team is sure to deliver.
A Party Game For All To Play!
Pin the Fail on the Donkey. Nothing like a little bit of good, old fashioned Americana to keep the party going. Perfect for members of either party, and short term memory loss is no obstacle. Just blindfold yourself, listen to a pre-recorded Obama campaign speech until your head spins and pin one of the pre-printed tails on the donkey. Choose from the following fabulous fails:
Stimulus Package
Obamacare
Gitmo
Solyndra
Fast & Furious
So come and party with Barack and Michelle this week. You’re probably not working anyway, and it sure beats just sitting around waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Filed under: Another reason America is falling apart, Bailout Party, Narcisscism Watch
--Graphic by Freedom Fairy
"This is not culture. This is not custom. This is criminal."
ROFL Hilarious!
Here’s a birthday song for Barack:
It’s a little known fact that this video is responsible for the stereotype that white people can’t dance:
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
Bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
Me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to
whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even
more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics
and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next
he’s with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s
just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free,
travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with
the idiot for one more year!
Signed,
Abby
ROFL! Blind Man’s Bluff would seem appropriate as well.
Tag. You’re it.
Red Rover, Red Rover, let UW come over and smack some sense into the donkey party.
That 4 Seasons vid was downright painful.
They were doing a flash in the pan dance called the Monkey. Even the black guy looked bad. Theory debunked.
I ordered my DE limited edition UW mug. This place is a sanctuary and deserves a proudly displayed spot on my desk top and kitchen counter. I can’t wait till my obot relatives come to visit and comment on it! I can tell them all about our little haven from the evil of barkycrats.
lol Karen, don’t forget to let em know they won’t get passed the spam filter.
UW, one woman (at least) was doing “the pony” and one was doing “the jerk” – yes, I am old enough for my bones to tell me the weather forecast.
Yeah I thought I saw a Jerk in there. lol.
At least their pants weren’t falling down with their ass cracks showing.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFLLLLLLLLLLL.
Here’s a happy birthday vid that’s annoying, just like you are Barack.
Back when Americans were smaller sized and still exercised:
http://www.sixtiescity.com/Culture/dance.shtm
Yeah back when they did that strange thing like moving their two legs to walk to school, Back when gym was required to graduate unless a doctor said you couldn’t. Back when there were no vending machines in school and the only time you were allowed to have food was at lunchtime. If you forgot your tuna sandwich or were too lazy to make it the night before, you got even thinner skipping lunch.
ROFL! Ah yes- back in the day when a family had but ONE car- and the parent took it to work. Leaving offspring and co-parental units to – GASP! go by shank’s mare or bicycle. Back when there were not one hundred or more channels of mind destroying garbage on the boob tube. When cartoons were a Saturday morning one hour or less treat. Before the entire family chipped in to clean house and yard.
Want a laugh? I was told recently that the old Bugs Bunny cartoons were RAYCIST! Why? Because they used the terms “deepest, darkest Africa”
No explaining to these people that it had to do with the depths of the jungle, not the color of the people.
And DE thanks you Karen.
Everyone wants purple.
Very interesting.
As was “Little Black Sambo”, now BANNED! for being racist. Look, anyone who could run away from tigers fast enough to turn them into butter is a hero in my book. Ever seen a tiger up close and personal?
I think it was his name that was the problem. Should have been just Little Sambo and probably would have been all right. Because of the name, the name “Sambo” became synonymous and it was an insult. From an ethnic standpoint, it would be like calling somebody Little Wop Vinny to remind everybody he’s Italian in the story. “Black” was also not used back then, so it was a definite hit on color. HOnestly, I could see the point.
P.S. Anthony DID see a tiger up close and personal. Shudder.
Marvin the Martian was raysist too.
Yup, I saw “the jerk and the pony.”
I wonder if Build A Bear would like to adopt the new logo? Excellent post.
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No seriously, I gotta go with them on this. I think Sambo’s name was racist and so was that statue people had in front of their homes of the Stable “Boy”. I do think liberties were taken. Women here, you know how they are taken with us still. How come all the men in the olympics were MEN to the media but so many of the women were “Girls”. It’s kind of like that.
When it really gets stupid is times like when it was declared that saying, “Black Hole” as racist. A black hole is a scientific term. If you see a photo of one, it is exactly that. Complete absence of light. That was just batshit stupid.
Agree on Sambo- but still beg to differ on the deepest darkest africa thing. I think it had to do with the unknown mysterious interior of Africa- jungles and rivers- Stanley and Livingston – getting lost etc.
I will concede, even though the story took place in deepest darkest Africa.
It was a different time then, and even as I child I cringed when I heard how easily some people let the racism roll off their tongues. I didn’t notice it so much in NYC, but when we went out of the city on vacations etc, I would be reeling from the use racial pejoratives. And sexist. Let’s not start all of that up again……..
LOL Ant Knee you will always hear from me when it comes to Equal Pay because I pick my fights and my fight isn’t some guy who wants to dress up like a girl and dream. Heh heh. To me, that’s just silly nonsense akin to calling Bugs or a Black Hole Racist. If we don’t learn to pick our fights, we are going to get nowhere. We will start to look like we see sexism everywhere just like Al SHarpton sees racism everywhere.
But it’s still like that in some quarters. Jersey Shore in summertime with those super rented homes. White as it gets on that beach.
I don’t get the deep dark africa thing though. Kind of falls into the black hole argument.
Wish an AA member would weigh in. I so miss Sugar The GIrl’s blog. She always kept it real and knew BS from Non BS. And Cinie disappeared from the planet. She kept getting taken down. Great writers, both of them.
Do you guys remember the blogger Undercover Black Man? I enjoyed bantering with him at NQ. He came here now and then after I left. I really liked his reality, slap it when it was real, laugh at it when it wasn’t. He was very Obama loving and after awhile started to criticize him on his blog. They ganged up on him something horrible on his blog, because he was criticizing a black president and he was black. Then he died and it was revealed he was David Mills, award winning writer. I knew this guy was somebody, I could tell he wasn’t just some blogger. He got a massive HA on his way to see his mother. He was in his late 40s I think. What a loss. He’d being going batshit over Obama right now if he were here.
Yup here’s his obit
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/31/AR2010033101772.html?sid=ST2010033101823
Shortly before his death, his post entitled “I, Obama”
http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-obama.html
Well would you look at us having a “conversation” holder said we shoul have but kept us from having! And so far, no death threats in spam. But the day is young.
DE how many mugs sold so far?
4 mugs UW.
Lily Tomlin. Just saying. Tony Velour, I find him just plain hilarious.
Only 4! We only have 4 uppity women who drink from uppity mugs!
You will have an Uppity man drinking from one soon if your guests won’t pitch a fit about a man using an Uppity Woman mug.
Didn’t Tommy Velour say he was going to bone every woman under the sun until he found the one who really loved him?
Strangely, I’m not offended by this drag video. Go figure.
Yes. It was “Pork”.
I’m sure DE can make an “Uppity Man”.
Ok here’s the deal. If you were planning to contribute to Bill’s disgusting habit, Bill says you can buy a mug instead.
The uppity man mugs would need to be penis shaped right?
YOu would have to drink the coffee through a straw. Let’s scrap that one.
Good thing I can’t stand coffee.
Are you kidding. Coffee is one of the four food groups!
I brushed my dog late last night as she begins her twice-a-year Gremlins act known as coat blowing. The fur balls look a lot like this. Fur stash photo follows later.
Funny thing we don’t drink coffee or tea. Just don’t like the smell. Use our mugs for cocoa and chocolate milk.
Zoe is shedding like mad too.
I had no idea I was supposed to boycott this movie instead of seeing it twice and laughing my ass off along with every other women I knew. Who knew this was key to Equal Pay and Media Sexism? I will never forgive myself.
Mmmmmmm, the smell of coffee. The Juice of Life.
Ack thpppppppppppppth!
You wanna wake me up? Put the coffee on.
Wake up call around here is Jack getting up on the hoarders night table and throwing shit on the floor. Screws, nuts, bolts, whatever is up there- down it goes. And NO I DO NOT pick it up. Crap should not be there in the first place lol.
Destructo cat.
Re: Uppity Woman mug. LOL. I was going to pick purple, but red is my favorite color. Maybe I’ll get an Uppity Cat mug in purple.
But but BUT! wasn’t it Hillary’s aide that was bad and evil and and and….
http://news.yahoo.com/speaking-fee-obama-aide-raises-iran-questions-white-141931718–finance.html
LOL, PMM. We cannot have anything left out, or my Kittehs of Mass Destruction will chew on it. We have wood boxes everywhere for everything. Eddie chewed on my eyeglasses when I left them out.
This story adds new meaning to Run Hillary Run and it adds meaning to a story that is “news buzz” too:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/hillary-clinton-swarmed-bees-malawi-133505024.html
Way to go, Jack!
I had a cat who stole watches. I mean every watch was gone. I found one in one of my shoes.
And nothing brings me close to stroke like seeing my glasses go flying. Or waking up and not finding them. I mean my glasses cost mucho bucks.
Bees are news, what a bunch of assholes. Of course, if it were Obama, the SS would be shooting at them and it would have been called an attempt on his life.
The right says the centrists who went left are moving back right. I think that’s what it says. ha ha. Where were they going to go? They drank the kool aid (Taylor Marsh, Talk Left etc) and now they’re having doubt.
http://townhall.com/columnists/salenazito/2012/08/06/the_striking_disconnect_of_clinton_democrats
Upps, those are killer bees! She’s in Africa and they got some nasty swarming bugs that kill people. Hell, I’d be the first in the plane.
As you might recall, I am allergic to bees.
We have those killer bees right here in the USA, come here and took jobs away from American bees.
If Obama was the SS……ROFL. He couldn’t handle the work load. And Africa is the last place you would find him. No lobster and waygu.
ohmygod….. We’re on a roll today…..
LMAO!!!
No DE, the Secret Service would be shooting on the bees. That is if there weren’t any pretty wimmenz for sale nearby and 4 star resorts to keep them busy.
Upps, I forgot about your allergy. You are a brave woman to have all those flowers in your garden!!!
Speaking of shooting, this shooter seems to be just another dysfunctional lunatic gone amuck. Can we turn the clock back a few decades to more innocent times?
Bullsh*t. We’re still in the center. Did they really think that 18,000,000 of us were going to walk off the edge of the cliff with them just because their Pied Piper is leading the pack?
I really think the Dems are in for a big surprise. There are Obama attack ads playing on NYC local television stations. Wtf? I thought NY was in the bag???
Anthony- MyIq is seeing O ads in California! CALIFORNIA!!!!! They really are in trouble if they are spending money in NYC and CA this early in the game.
Agree with you on the centrists still being in the center. Are there enough of us remaining in the center to pull the party out of the abyss? The far left desperately needs the center to LET GO and let them all tumble over the damn cliff alone.
Donna said she does not need us. Feeling is mutual Donna.
I can do that.
The only way we get the party back is to let them crash over that cliff all alone. The centrists will be needed to rebuild the party- or create a new one. My feeling is if the unthinkable happens and he is selected for a second term- the D brand will be so damaged there will be no fixing it – evah.
Both sides got rid of most of the centrists and then they wonder why nothing can get done. The assholes.
Any remaining centrist is moving left or right just to stop getting gutted. They are all a bunch of thugs.
Yeah Karen, me and an epi pen are very brave. lol.
Since my brother died of anaphalaxis, I am not thrilled at the prospect. But I never went into that shock with bees so I never reached that point. I haven’t been stung in decades and it’s possible my allergy is no longer even there. I just don’t want ot find out the hard way.
Take a look at a Bell curve. If you want to win elections would you rather be in the center or on the fringes?
I hear you Oswald but the truth is, the candidates they give us are fringe. So the crackpot left took plenty of centrists with them over the Obama cliff.
I will say this again though. If you look at Romney’s record, and records are worth a hell of a lot more than words, he was a centrist governor. He not only didn’t gut family planning, he increased their funding. he was pro choice and he certainly was pro health care reform, even if he didn’t get it right the first time. I think he will gut the health care but not without replacing it with things he learned will work. If a president had any sense, just opening up the competition between states would cut the cost of premiums exponentially, because regions are lorded over by a few carriers who pad the pockets of state legislators and Price-Fix besides.
Perhaps the answer is never try to order something until the migraine is completely gone and peripheral vision has returned, but does one order the mug with just the color and handle choices first and then after the transaction is complete ask for the Very Special Once in a Lifetime Limited Edition Uppity Woman(TM) version? Or am I missing something?
A story with a happy ending:
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/sex_doll_relaxes_speeders
There have been O ads for weeks here in Maryland as well as DC and Northern VA. They are even running them on TV Land during Mom’s favorite shows. They also run every night on just about every stations at the break closest to the 11:00 pm when a lot of people tune in for their last news for the day.
If you look at Romney’s record, and records are worth a hell of a lot more than words, he was a centrist governor.
Yeah, I’m not buying this “Mitt’s a crazy radical!!!” b.s.
What did you have in mind Laurel?
LOL MtLaurel, do I ever know about the peripheral vision thing. Shimmer on!
DE I think she used the link and doesn’t know when she gets to specify she wants the uppity mug.
Ok I know I am going to make you all sick, but this needs to be shown. I thought of doing a post on this but didn’t want to make the whole world sick. A friend of mine has been ill, so i made her a pot of soup. I didn’t have a fresh free ranger and the two i did have were frozen, so in desperation, I bought a chicken at the supermarket. I want you to see the excess fat and grizzle I pulled off this four pound chicken. WTF is going on here???? How are chickens getting this way? To top it off, the container was weighted, and there were two necks in it. Nice way to rip people off with the price of a chicken. But the fat was simply UNBELIEVABLE.
Ha! Looks like Angi cleaned that chicken…but were are all the bloody bits she cuts off.
Cornish cross chickens Uppity. We had one given to us yrs ago that the farm store did not think was going to make it. (We get a lot of their rejects- and they all live lol) Anyway- the things are so crazily bred that they literally do nothing but eat. They get so big they can not even walk. We slaughtered that one at three and a half months and it weighed almost 12 lbs. Full of fat because they seriously CAN NOT walk they put weight on so fast.
Sad
Mt.Laurel Yes you pick the color and handle. PLEASE PICK one with a large handle as that’s what I made. Then at checkout leave a note saying you want an Uppity mug.
That’s a lot of crap they’re feeding those chickens then not letting them exercise to build muscle instead of fat.
Hahahah DE. Good to know I’m not the only rabid scissors wielding chicken inspector.
Yes, I used the link, picked dark green with large handle and put a mug in the cart. There is a note that other (non listed) color choices (and I assume other personal options such a UW or one’s name) are done at check out. However when I did check out it went straight to PayPal. I figured, since I know am not 100% I would check and make sure I purchase the mug and then it takes me back to DE’s place where I can specify UW and add any other special requests.
See, this place is so comfortable one is not afraid to say, hey, I may be missing the elephant in the room but just to make sure…
Yes, the peripheral vision thing it hanging on today. Working at home because I do not like to drive with a headache and bad vision.
Yeah MtLaurel, very wise. Bad vision is an understatement. Never drive with that aura.
I guess I am spoiled with local farmers’ chickens. I never see all that fat and grizzle and I was SHOCKED at how much of it was UNDER the skin and on the meat. It was disgusting. I was gagging cleaning it. I soaked it first and the residue was disgusting. Then I soaked it again. Then I ran cold water inside it till my hands froze. Disgusting. How can chicken be lower in fat with all that shit on it.
Angi will sometimes roast or grill the chicken with the skin on and with the bones then I’ll clean it an toss the bones and gook in a pot for stock. She did a pork shoulder on the grill last week on low for hours and that huge layer of fat was almost like cracklins.
I’ve done that too. Just takes longer and I was kind of in a hurry. And didn’t want the oven on in this heat. So I put it in the pot after scubbing the crap out of it, chilled and skimmed it. Disgusting. I never see all that fat with farmer chickens. To be honest, I hate to use the chicken you use for stock in the soup. It’s stringy. So I put some fresh skinless breasts in there after I made the stock and skimmed it — and fed the stock chicken to the cats and dog. I tell you, I was really scheeved out by this chicken and would never have put it in the pot in its original state.
We’ve never boiled the whole chicken. Just taken the bones an unedible crap and boiled it for stock after we’ve devoured the chicken.
Not like Ina Garden boiling three whole chicken for stock them tossing them into the trash.
We are having Chicken for Dinner.Yum.
Must be chicken day- we are having wings. Though I have not decided what to do with them yet. The husband is at the vet getting Aladdin his rabies shot. Very annoyed too. The appt was at four and he is still sitting in the exam room. Very unusual for them.
I’ve done carcass soup plenty of times. I just wanted more stock and stronger stock. That’s when I use a whole chicken. But hey my 2 cats and dog are people too!
What to do with wings is easy. Fry em and then toss them in a pan with some hot sauce. Have some blue cheese to dip on the side. It’s a NY thang. Also known as “Buffalo Wings”.
Sprinkled them with some Cajun seasoning and threw them in the oven. It is low 70′s today lol- FINALLY some normal August weather for these parts. It was nice and cool this morning- good sleeping weather last night- forecast for more of the same tonight. Baked potato and tomato and cuke salad to go with.
I’ve noticed the price of chicken thighs has more than doubled now that almost every cooking show is pimping them. All the shows on Food Network and cooking channel must get directives on what to push.
And Ang just put leg quarters on the grill.
You mean those fun wavy/zig zag lines that makes the world look as if you are seeing things through saran wrap?
DE- lol- restaurants have been using thigh meat for a long time- since they drove the price of wings through the roof. They went for the next least desirable (aka cheapest) piece and there you go. SIs worked for a produce company that supplied restaurants and you are correct- they could tell what was on food network by what the chefs ordered and vice versa.
on another note – here is our laugh for the day- more Obama voters switching sides (to which I say- idiots- should have switched four years ago)
http://www.gallup.com/poll/156446/2008-Obama-Voters-McCain-Voters-Switching-Sides.aspx?utm_source=alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=syndication&utm_content=morelink&utm_term=All%20Gallup%20Headlines%20-%20Election%202012%20-%20Political%20Parties%20-%20Politics
Since I am home, I put on a pot of potato soup. I use little red potatoes so I do not even have to peel. (Peeling potatoes with the migraine aura is never a good idea).
My mother loves the thighs. I think DE may be right, they used to almost give them away. Now they are often the most expensive. Same thing happened to wings.
Love thighs too. Too bad they got discovered. Same with red bell peppers. Used to be cheap, everybody bought the green. Then they caught on, dammit.
Yeah the shimmering zigzag Mtlaurel. Fun!
I personally detest leg and thigh meat. Way too gamey tasting. Seriously. Gags me every time. I learned long ago to ask if a dish on a menu just says “chicken.” Had a battle while in training for a major buffet chain- they wanted us to taste every single dish- and one of their signature dishes is a bourbon chicken made with boneless skinless thigh meat. And NO bourbon at all lol. No they put one of my other puke inducing ingredients in it- teriyaki (sp?) sauce. Keep teriyaki, soy and dark meat chicken on somebody elses plate thanks. (Husband eats all the dark meat- I eat the white meat)
I am SO grossed out by that pic.
And no, Uppity, your are NOT the only one who goes haywire with the scissor. I can ‘trim’ a 5 lb chicken down to about half a pound in no time
Mom I despise teriyaki and would have guessed that dish was bullshit in one bite.
I only eat chicken breasts in soup or smothered in a serious sauce. And chicken and biscuits.
Anthony I wouldn’t feed the shit I took off that chicken to a starving stray. Horrible. Just horrible. That yellow cheesy fat stuff under the skin, OMG.
I must be the only one who does not trim the chicken down. Chef and restaurant well known not so secret-
The fat carries the flavor. That is why lean bacon tastes like crap and why 90% or higher lean burgers taste like shit too. Got to have the fat to get the flavor. It is also why pork chops are now tough and chewy- they breed hogs now for faster growth, less fat.
I cut the chicken up in chunks. If I find huge pieces of fat- I render that separately. Otherwise it all goes in the pot. I chill it and skim it after it is done.
Ant Knee, you think you’re grossed out with the chicken. Wait till you read about the twins. lol,
Mom I don’t have to trim a farmer’s chicken like that. THIS chicken was OVER THE TOP. I mean this. Fat just hanging all over it.
I like processed chicken nuggets. Parts is parts.
Saw that Uppity- looked like there was a Thanksgiving turkeys worth of fat on that bird. Should have weighed 15 lbs lol.
I know what you mean about getting farmer chickens- WAAAYYY different animal.
Oh- and I render the fat for the dog. It goes right in the freezer- I use it to pour over his food when it is bitter cold out.
Working up the balls to face the twins, Upps. It’s been a tough day already
No beverages!
Mom yer dog is out there. Mine gets her frosted paws dried with a blowdryer.
Yeah oswald, you’re the guy who buys the supermarket package with five drumsticks in it and never gives a though to where the 6th one went and why.
If I’m buying drumsticks I’m in a drive-thru
Oopsie. Another one under the bus. Harry speaks for himself according to the WH.
ROFLMAO! Gee, who wulda thunk?
If Harry makes up one more shit story they are going to cart his ass away. Besides, the Mormon church is gonna get him for this.
When I go to the supermarket I head straight for the Frankenfoods aisle. I also figure that if you eat foods with lots of preservatives you’ll live longer.
How tough would it be for Harry to simply call the IRS and ask if Obamney had filed his taxes? Besides if he hadn’t he would be in prison not running for POTUS.
Yeah shouldn’t Harry be calling for Mitten’s arrest as a tax evader.
Yes, Oswald, the preservatives kind of pickle you before you even die first. Saves money at the funeral home.
OMG Ragu. The most horrendous stuff ever. I can smell it at 50 paces. Seriously, the smell of it makes me gag.
I remember when I was teaching and a person I really liked decided to bring me her spaghetti and meatballs to taste. I was nearly dying because I could smell Ragu. I Choked down some bites and said I was so sorry I had already eaten my sandwich so I would keep it for dinner. I was just dying.
Chef Boyardee makes the best spaghetti and meatballs
I thought tax evasion was a job requirement for Ferdinand’s administration so no one should be asking O about those dumb taxes he thinks are not for him. Everyone knows the only people who need to have a license and pay taxes are those pesky kids with lemonade stands and the peons who do not build anything but assets O can rob.
Perhaps that is it, the obots are concerned that Mittens was one of the pesky lemonade pimps who did not file. Or worse, was he a cub scout and did not report his earnings from popcorn sales. Or he did not itemize his tips from a paper route. Such transgressions need to be made public.
I think I better switch back to my old gravatar. This new one is a real prick.
Yea Os the other one is way easier to look at.
Some day I’ll have you over for chipped beef on white toast.
Fresh biscuits and sausage gravy.
Gosh almighty Oswald, what are you trying to do to my eyes?
So unfair.
Ani’s show goes on in an hour. Get snacks etc ready
Downright cruel, really.
Firing up TNT…
………..Passing out glasses and ice…
Opening fresh bottle of Glenlivet……
…….Putting down the carousel with the dips and veggies….
….placing the crab dip closest to me…
….chips for those who Must….
………..taking the sausage rolls out of the oven….packed really tight with sausage and mozzarella
Lemmings, AntKnee? Hahahaahhaahahhahaa!!!!!
Well said!
Here’s some more fodder, sure to rile those with something to hide.
http://snipurl.com/24kp1m1
……………spinach rolls for those PITA vegetarians….
….Offering beer with stern look on face……
Snacks?
Where’s the BBQ chips?
How about some fried calamari? Fried okra?
………..slicing the hot sausage rolls……..slapping Anthony’s hand.
Lightly crunchy on outside, all gooey, meaty and bready on inside
UW, Ragu…. Wagyu…. Aren’t they the same?
Hahahahahahahaa!
This thread is really making me hungry.
No calamari. Bad with scotch.
…..Bowl of jumbo snappy shrimp on ice. Hot cocktail sauce…
………..slapping Karen’s hand after she tries to pull the “Taster” schtick.
………pulling cat’s face out of shrimp bowl…
Scotch? How about some Chenin Blanc?
…….Setting down the brie…..
……..polite dog stares and drools….
….Yanking cat’s face out of the crab dip….
This is certainly some fancy soiree tonight! Especially since it isn’t BYOB.
They both make you salivate for different reasons.
I’m downsizing. Just 2 sixers of Chimay and chicken spiedini along with Waffle Fries (from the non-Chick-Fil-A joint.)
Maybe later there will be a nutella and ricotta calzone for dessert if I feel like picking up the phone and ordering it in, but somehow I think I’ll be over it by then.
Sparking up the doobage right now…
Hilarious post, Anthony.
Hiya Uppityites…missed you.
MYVM NES. Put TNT on.
Perhaps the WH ought to try serving Ragu then, seeing this country is in such straights these days.
Just tolerate what I’ve put out Anthony.
SHOWTIME 1 Minute.
Wow! I missed a lot… For starters, it looks like DirtyHarryReid is commenting here now.
Ok there’s the house schitzoid.
Hi Upps. TNT is explosively good.
Pour me a Glenlivet, s’il te plait.
Ani is on this segment, NES.
THERE SHE BLOWS!!
Ani on!!!
Damn that was short. I cooked all this food!
Yeah NES, dirty harry is here now, but he’s not a mormon like Mittens or anything.
Such a rare occurrence here…
NES!!!! Back just in the nick of time!
You think Ani got to stand close to Daniel? I’m so J.
I’ll watch Ani for you in 3 hours!
Ok, What is everyone watching?
Thought you were going shopping? I’ll keep an eye on Daniel.
Hiya SophieCT.
Now that I’m back and stuck at work for a late eve, you can stop being J.
TC – Ani has a part on tonight’s episode of “Perception”
Ant I told him you went shopping.
You all need to wish NES a happy birthday. It’s a Big One.
She just got back here from yet another trip.
I’ll keep an eye on Daniels.
Okay, Dirty Harry has been banished.
Der Nadel sends face licks to NES for her birthday
Pass the popcorn: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/31/new-skyfall-trailer-daniel-craig-007-james-bond_n_1723284.html#slide=863497
Yeah but I told him first.
Gotta take dog out be back.
Happy Birthday NES!!!!
XXXX to Der Nadel.
(Don’t let her lick anyone on her walk.)
Thanks imust! Send me 50 pies!
Much betta, Oswald.
Ani’s going to have to post a clip of her performance for the benefit of we poor shlubs stuck in l’oficinas.
Has Obama self-destructed yet?
I’m praying for a Mormon.
I told Uppity ahead of time it was just the one scene tonight, kids. Hope you were not disappointed — also hope they left the whole thing in — I have not seen it yet.
I’m lovin’ me my non-Dirty-Harry Mormons.
Wish you’d taken off more of your clothes, Ani. But, hey, a hot lez scene is a hot lez scene. Consider yourself nominated for a GLAAD award.
Seriously, congrats. Can’t wait to see the clip…I suspect imust will be (illegally) taping it.
Hey, hey! NES! Accusing me of an unsubstantiated crime!!?!! Who do you think you are??………Harry Reid!!???
NES!! My goodness! Isn’t the peak-a-boo shirt on my website enough to content you, you little minx?!
Call me DirtyNES.
It is, indeed, quite a shirt, Ani. And worn very well. But, as lorac will attest, we’re considerably more louche here (especially after sunset). Blame Aunt Uppity and MKBill, and their permissive ways.
I’ll remember that…
NES, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxo
Obama speeches are always filled with “I” and “my”, narcissist that he is…..suddenly it’s “we, we, we”. (Is that what he means by being all “wee-weed up”?)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-campaign-romney-fundraising-edge-means-trouble-011851533.html
“Perception.” Was that on pay per view or regular cable? Or regular teevee?
Nevertheless, hats off to a great performance to Ani. It will certainly make the rounds at You Tube.
Crier, it’s on TNT cable. You can go to the site and see the episode.
Its The Queen’s “we”. He’s slipping in the gay polls
NES just to balance out Ani’s abundance of clothing in the scene, I watched it half nekkid.
Thanks Crier!
Hahahahaha, Upps. You ARE the “balanc[ing]” force.
It was a good scene, Ani. Don’t know how the F anybody does that fake cry thing. Hell, I can’t even do a real one most times. lol
All for you, NES. All for you.
I am seeing Jamie Lee doing another one of those crappy tasting yogurt commercials. That stuff is vile. And why the H doesn’t she ditch the grey hair. Looks like an old lady and not a shining example of what Activia can do for you besides taste like festering crap.
Best snuck-in line of the story:
Obama, playing golf for the 104th time since taking office
Sweet holy Jeebus! Can you imagine FDR playing golf 104 times during the Great Depression?!
Uppity Woman, on August 6, 2012 at 11:38 PM said: Edit Comment
It was a good scene, Ani. Don’t know how the F anybody does that fake cry thing. Hell, I can’t even do a real one most times. lol
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Thats because I don’t fake it! It was a rather painful day!!
MB!!!!! My blog wife!!!! I have missed you to the point of dt’s!!!
No I can’t envision FDR playing golf at all, considering..
Is gray hair bad?
You know the worst part of 104 rounds? I’ll bet he really sucks at it.
Me too you, blogwife Uppity! It has been rough without ya. My Glenlivet bottle is far too full…
Can’t wait to resume more regular Uppity visits after this project is over. It’s been a tough one.
Off to talk about boring IT stuff with people in India. Hope to be back again soon….
Crier it’s bad on her.
Seems like women get grief about gray hair, whereas men don’t. It’s just hair after all. Fading pigment…
Hey Ani, they just showed you in the lead-in to the show. It’s on again.
Jamie Lee looks pretty good. Gray hair looks alright on her. Just like Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada.
Okay, time to dig up TNT show w/ Ani. It’s hard when ya don’t have cable. Or electricity….
I hope they are paying me for the damn promo!!
Happy Birthday NES!
Lots of xoxoxoxoxo
NES, happy happy birthday!!!! Are you going to show us your birthday suit?
UW, I’m pretty sure there’s a rule that you can’t be blog wives when you’re straight!!! I’m going to look it up in the official rule book! lol
OK, Ani’s show starts here at 10
BTW, I, like myiq, am also seeing Obama commercials – or rather, just ONE, a million times. It’s the one where Obama is walking so pensively next to some columns, then it cuts to Romney singing America the Beautiful. Over the picture, they have blurbs from newspapers about Romney outsourcing jobs and “hiding” money in other countries (like every rich person doesn’t do it, including those in congress). And I don’t like outsourcing, but it’s not illegal. They’d rather b*tch about it than change the laws – probably because plenty of their own donors outsource.
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Have you been checking your email??
oh no I haven’t!!!! (I am TERRIBLE that way!) I’ll check tonight!!! yay!
Lorac, Madamab and I can do ANYTHING we want!
shoot I still didn’t order my DE-UW mug
well, okay, but you know the rules – you must skype it! (NES is going to be really J)
Rules. Feh!
Yay Ani!!!
Oh, Ani, I’m so sorry, I didnt even know you had a son!!!
Great job!!!!
Will your character be back next week or another?
Wait, how can that baby woman be in the FBI????? Don’t you have to have at least one line in your face to be old enough to join the FBI? lol
Lorac, you are hilarious! I know she looks twelve but she is older than that. Lovely lady, by the way.
Lorac, afraid this was a one shot deal — unless they decide they want ME to come work for the FBI!
That Ragu commercial you guys showed as a youtube? I just saw it as an actual commercial. Geez, I think our whole society is falling down to the lowest common denominator….
Of course, I see everything advertised for women, but haven’t seen men posing in underwear for jock itch medicine..
Happy birthday, NES — now I know why you wanted me to be in my birthday suit!!
The worst part: he looks like a pussy playing it.
xoxo backatcha mcnorman. Thxxx
Thanxxx lorac’ers.
hahahahahahahaha. Since ’twas my birthday I wished for all to see YOU in your b’day suit. (MkBill has the concession and is raking in the dough on eBay.)
YEAH YEAH, you tell ‘er, lorac.
Lezzies.
Uppity and Madam,
Sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
I’ll order a bushel of those DE-UW mugs when it has Upps’ mug on it.
I used to play a lot of golf….he’s gotta lousy swing.
Ani, thanxxxxx. Yep, birthday suit wishes had a theme.
He really looks ridiculous, imust. I mean, seriously….
NES – maybe if we pay DE extra, he’ll inscribe our mugs with UW’s address!
All that golf he plays, and he doesn’t appear to get better. Guess learning isn’t his strong point in any part of his life……
Lorac:
Do you WANT to see men posing in underwear for jock itch medicine?
I don’t.
I saw enough ball-scratching when I was in the army.
lol no myiq – I was just realizing that other than viagra, the embarrassing commercials seem to be for women!
DE – if you see this – I tried to order the food and water bowls, but it said there were no more left – can’t we place an order for them to be made?
So then I tried to just get a couple of Uppity mugs – but when I clicked on “place order”, it went to a screen that said “one moment” – and it never changed. All I did was select 2 mugs, say I live in the US – that’s as far as I got.
I clicked on the “contact us” link, but it wanted to open Outlook, which I don’t have set up on my home computer.
Heeelllpppp!
I guess you never saw those commercials for spray-on hair.
uppity said:
Lorac, the one thing you don’t want to do is to try to tell those two what they can or can’t do!