Forget “having it all” girlz…..let’s just get us a MAN!!!
Well, at least according to this article, that’s all women want….no… make that…..that’s what we NEED!
Believe it or not, modern women want to get married. Trouble is, men don’t.
Aww….way to burst my bubble! So wait….so now are you saying that I CAN’T solve all my problems by
trapping getting myself a good man???
The so-called dearth of good men (read: marriageable men) has been a hot subject in the media as of late. Much of the coverage has been in response to the fact that for the first time in history, women have become the majority of the U.S. workforce. They’re also getting most of the college degrees. The problem? This new phenomenon has changed the dance between men and women.
Problem? Dance? More women than men are graduating from college now, that couldn’t mean that women are…..oh, I don’t know…..smarter than men??
More women in the workforce and getting college degrees….itmustbe one of those evil feminist plans to bring down civilized society as we know it!!! BWAHHHAAAA!!!
Nooooo!!! Not the PIE!!!!!
Well, the author of this article isn’t just making this up?!? No-no, I’m sure she has plenty of research, stats, and empirical evidence to back up her claims!
As the author of three books on the American family and its intersection with pop culture, I’ve spent thirteen years examining social agendas as they pertain to sex, parenting, and gender roles. During this time, I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.
Okay, so she didn’t really research this, she stumbled upon it.…typical woman….probably waiting for the man to do all the research and work while she just slacked off and polished her nails!! So what is the answer? WHAT IS THE ANSWER???
Women aren’t women anymore.
Wha??? What are we? Brilliant? Hardworking? Accomplished??
In a nutshell, women are angry.
Well, reading this article did make me pretty angry!
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat – Rebecca West, 1913
So here’s the sad part….sniff-sniff….
Now the men have nowhere to go.
No, sad isn’t the right word, check that. I shouldn’t feel sad! I should feel guilty, and maybe just a little afraid because these men are ANGRY!!!
Contrary to what feminists like Hanna Rosin, author of The End of Men, say, the so-called rise of women has not threatened men. It has pissed them off. It has also undermined their ability to become self-sufficient in the hopes of someday supporting a family. Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA. But modern women won’t let them.
It’s all so unfortunate – for women, not men. Feminism serves men very well: they can have sex at hello and even live with their girlfriends with no responsibilities whatsoever.
In other words girlz…..why buy the cow…… [wink-wink]….
It’s the women who lose. Not only are they saddled with the consequences of sex, by dismissing male nature they’re forever seeking a balanced life. The fact is, women need men’s linear career goals – they need men to pick up the slack at the office – in order to live the balanced life they seek.
Paging Mrs. Ha-Wiggins!!
So if men today are slackers, and if they’re retreating from marriage en masse, women should look in the mirror and ask themselves what role they’ve played to bring about this transformation.
Yes, yes….it is all my fault!!!! [whipping self repeatedly with cat-o-nine-tails]
Fortunately, there is good news: women have the power to turn everything around. All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.
Hop back up on that pedestal ladies!!!!
Wait but is this the pedestal they want to put us on? Or this?…….
A woman’s place is on the pedestal.
Alright, I’ve given up my “uppity” ways. No more college, no more career, no more thinking for myself. What will I get in return?
If they do, marriageable men will come out of the woodwork.
Oh goody!! All my dreams have finally come true!!
Back off b!#@h@$!!!! He’s ALL mine!!!
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