**Update**Shhhhh. Don’t wake them. While they are sleeping, the GIVE Act will be passed

***UPDATE: I just heard on FOX that the word “Mandatory” has been removed from this bill. At least For Now.

tomorrowbelongstomeWhile everybody was bumping into walls screaming about AIG and Tim Geithner, your House of No Representatives passed the GIVE act, AKA You Vill Volunteer Und Like It Act.

At this very moment, your No-Senator is being told he or she has to vote on this realllllllly fast. This includes an interesting Amendmentby Ms. Mikulski.  While everybody is still asleep.

Soon, all of your children, ages 18-25 will be forced to “volunteer” and serve the state and their President. Do you hear that, Comrades? Ok back to sleep now. It’s not like it’s a draft or anything.

Is it?

What’s in this bill? Do you know? Do you understand that your children will be forced to volunteer? Did anybody ask you or your son or daughter what they think? Have you heard ANY debate on this anywhere? Are you being deliberately distracted? Nah. That can’t be so.

Look here. Don’t look there.

Whatever you do, don’t contact your Senator and tell him what you think of this Involuntary Servitude Act or anything. You might disturb him!  Are there any Republicans complaining loudly about this Indentured Servant Act? Funny, I don’t hear a thing.

It’s not like we are North Korea or anything.

Are we?

It’s not like the thing Stalin or Hitler or the Chairman did or anything.

Is it?

It doesn’t really smack of Orwell or anything.

Does it?

Is this okay with you?

Okay,  back to sleep now. Tomorrow you might wake up and find your son humming Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

UPDATE: I just heard on FOX that the word  “Mandatory” has been removed from this bill. At least For Now.

I did it. No he did it. No I did it but he made me do it. No….

Thanks to Liberal Rapture for the latest Chris Dodd bedtime story. It’s just so hard to keep up with his bullshit  forked-tongue  account of this story.

It’s hard to tell who is telling the truth about the wording in February’s Giveway Porkulus Bill that made it ok for AIG to hand out $165 million in bonuses, because everybody involved is so crooked they could hide behind a corkscrew.

According to AIG’s Liddy, the bonuses were given out to retain people, only some of the employees who got those bonuses already left AIG. Let me know if that makes sense to you.

Here are the words that were inserted into the bill:

The prohibition required under clause (i) shall not be construed to prohibit any bonus payment required to be paid pursuant to a written employment contract executed on or before February 11, 2009, as such valid employment contracts are determined by the Secretary [of the Treasury] or the designee of the Secretary.

Well that settles that, doesn’t it?

Either nobody in congress ever reads any bill they vote on, which makes them inept, or they all knew those bonuses were going to be paid and pretended outrage, which makes them lying sacks of crap. You pick. Pretending is something  so many of them  seem to do well, so that wouldn’t be a strain would it now?

Okay, so here’s who wrote those words:

chris20doddDodd wrote those words and inserted them into the bill. 

No wait!  Dodd didn’t write those words!   A “committee” wrote those words. Dodd wrote something else entirely and the committee changed his words at a meeting. Only nobody was there. There was a meeting in which the words were written but nobody was at the meeting. Ask anybody on Capitol Hill if they were at that meeting. Not me. Nope. Not me either.

So then, the next thing we know, the committee  of nobody didn’t exactly do it, either. Instead, the Obama Administration told Dodd to insert the words.  Only we don’t know exactly who in the Obama Administration told Dodd to insert the words that he did didn’tdid write. But it wasn’t his idea. Let’s make that clear.  It was somebody else’s idea, only we don’t know whose idea it was and who exactly told him from the White House to insert those words, because the President left town and nobody believes ANYTHING Geithner says.

The only one we need to hear from next to round out this carnival of  crooked bullcrappers is Barney Frank.

Are you following me? Good.

In that case, would you kindly tell me who wrote those words and had them inserted into the bill? Because one thing is for certain: They all acted surprised and absolutely outraged when those bonuses got handed out.

So somebody is a bald-faced liar.

This may never be solved. Do you know why? Because they are all instinctively bald-faced liars, that’s why.

In the meantime, TRILLIONS of dollars have flown into somebody’s pockets and the people of the USA have nothing to show for it but the bill, which China will probably be calling in reallllllllly soon.

Ok. Everybody get back to your American Idol reruns.

Nancy: No commitment to vote on automatic pay raises for Congress

Isn’t this about as In Your Face as it gets?

I would love to see this go to a floor vote and see the results from both parties. Let’s face it gang, when it comes to taking care of themselves, it doesn’t really matter which party is in charge any longer, does it now?

The economy is crumbling. Go eat your cake.

WASHINGTON – Congress’ automatic pay raises are in little immediate danger of being scrapped for good, even with the economy slumping and millions of Americans unemployed. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday would not commit to holding a vote on a bill to do away with the annual cost-of-living increases. She pointed out that Congress recognized the economic crisis by voting this week to skip next year’s raise.

In so doing, though, lawmakers defeated a Senate measure to abolish the automatic pay hikes and force them into the deep discomfort of casting actual votes to give themselves raises.

Harry Reid did his own little dance over this issue as well.

Competing proposals on the Senate floor earlier in the week effectively canceled each other out.

Sen. David Vitter, a Louisiana Republican with personal issues that could threaten his re-election, talked of adding a ban on automatic congressional raises to a $410 billion spending bill already passed by the House.

Great idea, alleged Majority Leader Harry Reid, who’s also facing a tough re-election fight next year. But adding the pay issue to the bill would mean sending it back to the House, and that could kill the whole thing, Reid said.

Reid’s problem, as he described it, was with the process and not scrapping automatic pay raises. In fact, Reid said, congressional raises shouldn’t be automatic. So he proposed an alternative: a bill all its own almost identical to Vitter’s.

Nope, Vitter said, because Pelosi was almost certain to ignore it.

Reid bristled.

harry20reidOh come on Harry. We both know Nancy rides herd over you. There’s no sense of pretending any longer. She’s far more powerful than you are.  She’s faster than you are when she’s sleeping, Harry.  And Barack likes her better. Just admit it will ya? You’ll feel so much better. Atta boy. Don’t sulk.

Wouldn’t it be great if you could determine your own raise? Just go into your boss’s office and tell him you want an automatic raise on January 1 from now on—and here’s how much.

Gee, you would never know that Congress is supposed to work for us, would you now? That’s because they don’t. They haven’t been Pubic Servants for so long, we never even noticed the point at which they became Publc Masters.

Obama: Change I’m not really getting around to making

Funny, how every bill of significance President Obama has signed was accompanied by a big press production.

Not this time.

This time, Barack Obama signed the latest Porkulus bill in the back, in a corner, in a booth, in the dark.

prosperity0909sidebarThat’s because Barack Obama  is embarrassed, because he knows this bill is just riddled with  corrupt crap, both figuratively and literally (Pig shit smell and human waste study (I do hope the volunteers won’t be paid to do what they do anyways if left alone long enough)). 

This is the kind of crap in economic times like this that take-charge president would have removed.

The other reason he signed this bill without any fanfare is:  it appears more and more apparent every day that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are driving a bulldozer over Barack Obama. They are clearly in charge. If they weren’t, Barack Obama would have demanded the right to Line Item Veto. Or he would have sent them a message to clean up that bill or he will veto it.  Instead………….     :::Crickets:::.

Barack Obama is looking a lot like Nancy’s poodle these days.  Just saying.

WASHINGTON – Calling it an “imperfect” bill, President Barack Obama signed a $410 billion spending package Wednesday that includes billions in earmarks like those he promised to curb in last year’s campaign. He insisted the bill must signal an “end to the old way of doing business.” The massive measure supporting federal agencies through the fall contains nearly 8,000 pet projects, earmarked by sponsors though denounced by critics.

483581ca-00054-054fc-400cb8e1President Obama, Presidents have the ability to correct “imperfect” bills. That is,  if the President is actually the person in charge. I’m afraid it’s not looking that way these days. You had the power to clean up this bill but you didn’t. And it bothered you enough to hide out when you signed it.

First earmarks were very bad. Now earmarks are good.

Obama defended earmarks when they’re “done right,” allowing lawmakers to direct money to worthy projects in their districts. But he said they’ve been abused, and he promised to work with Congress to curb them.

You promised us you would be doing that with the last porkulus bill, Mr. President. This is twice that you basically said, “I really mean it this time”. The children in Congress don’t believe you. You can’t even say to the children in Congress, “What till your father gets home”.  That’s you and they are not well-behaved under your stewardship. In other words, they don’t care what you think.  You made the same earmark promise dozens of times on the campaign trail. And here you have been hoodwinked. Twice.

 But of course you can’t keep your promise because you are being run over by Nancy and Harry.   You can’t “work with congress” because they are in charge and they are using you as their conduit–and so is “never waste a crisis”  Rahm.   They are making you appear secondary and you know it– Which is why you signed that bill in a broom closet.

Come on,  admit it.  They are pushing you around.  Or don’t admit it and actually keep your promise by showing America that you are in charge. Unless of course, you never intended to do anything about pork to begin with and just said that to placate voters.

So which is it?

You are the President of the United States, Barack Obama. Not Nancy Pelosi. Now you need to inform Nancy of that fact. Take charge or be taken over.  Unless of course, you didn’t mean what you said about “fiscal responsibility”.

pig_troughSometimes, real leaders need pull away from the pack even if it’s uncomfortable. I guess you were absent during that management seminar. But this is especially important when the pack consists of ravenous, opportunistic, insatiable self-serving wolves, hungering for power, control and more and more and more money. They are pigs at a trough. This is the change THEY believe in.  And you?

Nancy has said that we need yet “another” spending bill, Mr. President. Will  a “No You Can’t!” pattern emerge and will you be signing that one in the broom closet as well–or will you take charge?

Obama forced to rethink charitable deductions

It’s no secret that I am a partial Blue Dog Democrat, so all of this spending spree mentality is driving me crazy, just as it did when Bush did it.

poverty_oliverI am not sure about tax hikes, but when I heard that Barack Obama was going to cap the amount a person can deduct for charitable contributions, I immediately imagined plenty of charities going under.

You see, many wealthy people practice what is called “Doing Well By Doing Good“. Without the benefit of deductions, their charitable contributions could easily tank.  Then too, people should be able to decide who they give their money to and not be penalized just because they happen to prefer do donate to The American Cancer Society instead  allowing the government to decide where their contributions go. Besides, they like to take their own credit for their own generosity.

The Republicans have rightfully complained about this idea, but since they already proved their own fiscal irresponsibility and partisanship– nobody from the other side is listening to them.  After all, in a congress comprised of spoiled children on the playground during recess, “Gotcha last”  is the game of choice, followed by “It’s my bat and ball and we will play my way”.

Fortunately, several Democrats agree so the issue remains alive.

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama is meeting strong Democratic Party resistance to his proposal to reduce tax deductions enjoyed by upper-income Americans and could be forced to drop or modify the idea.

Mr. Obama in his budget blueprint last week proposed a cap on itemized deductions for mortgage interest and charitable donations to help pay for his health-care overhaul. The plan would cost wealthier taxpayers about $318 billion in new taxes over 10 years, according to government estimates.

But after objections from Democratic lawmakers, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner appeared to suggest at one point Wednesday that the administration was willing to consider dropping or modifying the proposal.

Finally, a Democrat asks a logical question:

Sen. Max Baucus (D., Mont.), the Senate’s top tax writer as chairman of the Finance Committee, told Mr. Geithner he was especially concerned about paying for expanded health coverage with a deductions curb that “has nothing to do with health care.” He added: “I’m wondering about the viability of that provision.”

……..and another:

“I’d like to think that people give out of the goodness of their heart, but that tax deduction helps to loosen up the heartstrings,” Nevada Democratic Rep. Shelley Berkley said Tuesday during a House Ways and Means Committee hearing.

Tim Geithner, after having mentally calculated votes  and smelling a defeat said:

“We recognize there are other ways to do this,” Mr. Geithner responded during a hearing Wednesday. “We are willing to listen to all ideas that meet these broad principles.”

Rep. Jose Serrano, Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez–UPDATE

 I note heavy traffic to this 2009 post recently.  Please note that the actual date on this post is February 16 2009,  not January 2013, with the update including Rep. Serrano’s personal statement to us in our comment section on the same day. as shown below.

Rep. Serrano has been submitting this legislation at the beginning of  every new Congressional session since he has been a Congressman. This is NOT a new 2013  legislative submission. I don’t agree with this idea and am not thrilled seeing Serrano rubbing elbows with Chavez below, but I have to repeat that this legislation is NOT new and has NOT been written specificially for Barack Obama. Any inference that this legislation or this post is new for 2013 is simply untrue.

Regards, Uppity, January 7, 2013

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***I just have to update this post, because even though I think this is a very bad idea, Congressman Serrano actually took the time to respond to this post. I mean, let’s face it, most of them couldn’t care less what anybody thinks.

So here’s his answer:

Post by Congressman Serrano

Just for the record, I have introduced the same bill all through the Bush years. In other words, I don’t like term limits at any level of government. The people should decide.
All the bloggers are saying that this was introduced for President Obama. Not true, check the congressional record.
Sincerely,
Congressman Jose E. Serrano

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hugo_chavez_retocada590In 2007, Hugo Chavez, Poster Boy for Socialism, decided that a great leader such as himself should not be restricted to term limits. A great man such as himself should be able to be president indefinitely.

So Hugo set about changing  Venezuela’s Constitution to repeal that annoying little restriction that kept him from being re-elected for as many terms as his perfect self would like.

Unfortunately for Hugo, his attempt was narrowly defeated by a 2 point margin. Apparently Mr. Chavez didn’t have ACORN helping him out.

He conceded, but he didn’t quit. Dictators never quit. They have to be run out of town, and even then, you can’t be sure.

Not to worry though, Comrades. Presidente Chavez  didn’t give up. No sir.  The Glorious Cause is very important to Glorious Him. After all, he’s a Great Man. All you need to do is ask him. He just needed to whip a few butts into place is all, or maybe he just rounded up that 2 percent or rented ACORN or something. He vowed in his Great  Mind to try again.

And try again he did. I’ll bet he threw a lot of cookies at the poor to pull this off. That’s how Socialists hook those votes before they become nasty.  By then it’s too late. In any event, Hugo Chavez has just become Venezuela’s Dear Leader.

CARACAS, Venezuela – President Hugo Chavez won a referendum to eliminate term limits Sunday and vowed to remain in power for at least another decade to complete his socialist revolution. Opponents accepted defeat but said Chavez is becoming a dictator.

Fireworks exploded in the sky and caravans of supporters celebrated in the streets, waving red flags and honking horns. Thousands of people gathered outside Miraflores Palace, where the former paratroop commander appeared on a balcony to sing the national anthem and address the crowd.

“Those who voted ‘yes’ today voted for socialism, for revolution,” Chavez said. He called the victory — which allows all public officials to run for re-election indefinitely — a mandate to speed his transformation of Venezuela into a socialist state.

“Today we opened wide the gates of the future,” he said. “In 2012 there will be presidential elections, and unless God decides otherwise, unless the people decide otherwise, this soldier is already a candidate.”

Don’t you just love a humble guy?

So what’s that got to do with Barack Obama and a practically unknown Congressman named Jose Serrano? A lot. You might even say, Hugo is a role model.

obamasocOn January 6, 2009, before Barack Obama was even inaugurated–Rep Jose Serrano (D, Closet Socialist-NY) had already decided that Barack Obama was a great President, even though he wasn’t even President yet. I think it may have been a psychic hotline thing or something. Or maybe it was the psychic Socialists’ hotline.

As a result of his grand I-hate-Democracy revelation, Rep. Serrano submitted H.J.Res.5 to the Congressional Judiciary Committee for consideration.  Instead of them making a call to the nearest mental hospital to come cart the man away, this bill actually sits in Committee, folks.

H.J.Res.5 isn’t anything all that important though, really. Just a bill to repeal the 22nd Amendment, which sets the limits as to how many times a President may run for re-election. Nothing to see here. Run along. American Idol is on TeeVee.

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.

    Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years after the date of its submission for ratification:

‘Article–

    ‘The twenty-second article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.’. 

No kidding. You can’t make this shit up. This guy actually wants to repeal the 22nd Amendment and turn the USA into Hugo Chavez’ idea of a personal Nirvana.

Now why would a rather obscure Congressman and lesser-known member of the Regressive Progressive Caucus be submitting this kind of bill? Is he channeling Hugo? Why not, he likes him a a lot. And the feeling seems mutual. See?

hugo-chavez_jose-serrano2

 Here’s Jose and BFF Hugo. Can you feel the love?

Oh, and one more thing:

In 2005, while the Venezuelan President was in New York City speaking before the United Nations, the congressman invited him to his district to speak to his constituency.

So it’s not hard to see who this Congressman’s hero is. No wonder he wants Barack Obama to be just like him.  He’s channeling Hugo all right. But the question is:  Is he channeling Hugo for Barack? Just asking. Thank God that changes to the Constitution in OUR country have to be ratified by States. But then again, there’s always ACORN to help out.

I think Mr. Serrano would fit in really well in Hugo’s Assembly, don’t you?  I mean, look how cute they are together. In the meantime, somebody needs to remind Mr. Serrano that millions of people escaped countries with leaders like Hugo Chavez to come to America and its Democracy–and most of us would kind of like to keep it that way.

So the guess is yours. Did Mr. Serrano submit this bill because obscure- him just loves Hugo Chavez and wants America to be ruled just like Hugo does it? Or did he submit the Bill in coordination with somebody more  important, like maybe Nancy, Rahm, Barack and other assorted members of the Congressional Socialist  Progressive Caucus? You pick. Then you can run along.

Nothing to see here, Comrades. Fist pumps all around.

Congratulations everyone! You’ve been Stimulated!

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The giveaway bill to special interests  Porkulus  Stimulus Bill has been passed.

I would especially like to congratulate all the young Obama supporters, because you are all going to be paying this bill off for the rest of your lives, except for the part you pass onto your kids.  Mom and Dad won’t be able to afford any more bright shiny objects for you or supplement your  income pretty soon. So please enjoy your impending poverty little Comrades and Comradesses of Amerikan Edjukashion System, as  we put off the inevitable for a little while, while the dollar plunges into an abyss and China gears up to say “No” next time we ask for money.  And don’t forget the Big Two Out of Three auto makers will need their payroll met for another few months,  So they will be vi$iting us all again $oon.  And then they will visit us again April…and then….

So you see, somebody is going to have to pay for all of this in the future one way or another, little Comrades. “Future” is a political term for “Next Generations,” used by smarmy elected officials who know they will be long gone when you are finally all grown up and cursing them for your struggle. But don’t worry! There will be more food stamps. And public housing. It’s in the bill just for you, to get you started. The Government will take care of you, so don’t worry.  Personal financial advancement is sooooooo over-rated anyways.

I know, I know.   All of this stuff is so……..boring!

Where’s my ipod???

But cheer up.  You will get a tax rebate!  $13 a week!  Except if you don’t work. Then you will just get a lot of free stuff you think you won’t be paying for in the future. So, don’t forget to spend your rebate as fast as you can. Do not save this money. That’s  greedy and unAmerican! Savers really suck! The important thing is that you owe money and still spend your rebate. Please do not screw this up by paying for stupid things like heat or credit card bills.  Buy something cool that you really can’t afford. Let me repeat: Do. Not. Save. Your. Rebate. That’s selfish.

Ah well, maybe you can get Iran to help you all out with paying this all back for the next 50 years or so. Ahmadinejad is so sweet, really. Look how he helps out Hamas.  All that nasty behavior and driving over Obama posters with cars is all an act. He’s really a nice guy. Honest! Don’t let that thing about the nukes and  killing all Jews and infidels such as yourself  for the Coming Of The Mysterious Savior put you off.  I mean, don’t let the fact that the even Ayatolla Khomeini thought these zealots were nuts, and that’s saying a lot.  But don’t worry. It’s all “Just words”.  That’s why it’s a good idea to cut the defense budget. Now run along and watch a Reality Show and text UR friends. K? Thx!

riverdaughterstimulusmoneyAnd look at all the cool environmental things in the bill! You will be living in a box under the tracks in winter, praying for some real global warming, but the air will sure be cleaner, federal buildings will be looking so cool, the Smithsonian will look even better, although it already is pretty nice, not that you will be able to afford the trip.  (“Stimulus” poster shamelessly stolen  from Riverdaughter)

Guess what other stimulating things will happen? Important Golfers will have new electric carts, your TVs will have a better picture if you still have them,  the place where you once worked will be safer  and will even unionize, even though it’s going out of business. There will be job training programs though, to keep you busy since there aren’t any jobs. And I know that, even though you are an Electrical Engineer, you will enjoy planting grass at the National  Mall that got ruined during the Inauguration. That is, if an illegal alien doesn’t get the job first, because the part about any jobs created going to Americans has been removed from the bill. Just saying. Word has it, though, that things are so bad here in Amerika, many illegal aliens are moving back to Mexico and declaring their Amerikan born kids as Mexican citizens. How bad does it have to get here for that to happen? Just think about it. I’ll wait….

pig_troughBut this stimulus bill offers plenty of Hope.  All the people who are losing their homes will have broadband capability if they ever find another place they can afford to live in,  “volunteers” will get paid, those new prison buildings will start to look good to you compared to living on the street. And….. universities you can’t afford to attend will get new buildings. Nancy’s Wetland Mouse won’t be evicted though! And don’t worry:  Barney Frank is looking out for you again just like he did with Fannie Mae.

crystalballYou can see how well this is all going to stimulate the economy in record time. And guess what, boys and girls? 53% of the money won’t even be spent until late 2011, just in time for Your President to make things temporarily look good for re-election.  Like Magic! Not that he will even need to do that, because by then ACORN will have completed the 10-year Census so he can re-arrange Congressional Districts. Till then, well, what can I tell you? You’ll just have to wait.  Eating and paying bills is so under-rated anyways, right ? Some things are just more important than you are. Like elections, for example. But don’t worry. The Weatherstripping Program will help you out by making sure that the cardboard box you will be living in is nice and air tight. Hey, I have an idea:  Solar panels for cardboard boxes– with tax credits for the unemployed. But don’t be looking for the Fishes To Feed The Masses routine. This Messiah is going to be fresh out of fishes by then.

And here’s the best part:  Nearly one third of the bill is dedicated to Health Care, with interesting wording like “Meaningful Users,” which, besides being downright scary,  has nothing to do with stimulating the economy, but nevermind.

 Of course, other stuff has been added to the bill, and stuff that was once removed was put back in it, but we don’t really know what, because nobody got a chance to read the revised bill. Not even Congress. They were given a hard copy of the new version. No PDF file to search for key words.  Voting on something like that is kind of like when you go to a flea market and buy one of those Mystery Boxes. You don’t know what’s in it, then you open it up and Surprise! It’s a pile of crap you can’t use. I suspect this Mystery Box will be opened up within the next few days. But of course, it will be too late to tell the pubic what’s going on. That’s the idea.

Look at this guy, will you? Bitch Bitch Bitch.

I thought I might share some of the really interesting things in the bill, stolen from an RBO post entitled, Here’s What Generational Debt Looks Like.  What a catchy title.  I’m sure a few things have changed overnight, but you can bet none of them improved this bill’s status as economic  “Stimulus”.

(From RBO):

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Here are just a few items from MM’s “handy list of pork in the Sellout Substitute Amendment from the Turncoat Caucus”:

  • $2 billion Blagojevich earmark for FutureGen near zero emissions powerplant in Mattoon, IL.
  • $2 billion for manufacturing advanced batteries for hybrid cars.
  • $3 million for purchasing “neighborhood electric vehicles” (golf carts).
  • $5.5 billion for making federal buildings “green” (including $448 million for DHS HQ).
  • $650 million for the DTV transition coupon program.
  • $200 million for workplace safety in USDA facilities.
  • $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges and libraries.
  • $75 million for the Smithsonian Institution.
  • $750 earmark for the National Computer Center in MD.
  • $224 million for International Boundary and Water Commission – U.S. and Mexico.
  • $10 million to fight Mexican gunrunners.
  • $850 million for Amtrak.
  • $100 million for lead paint hazard reduction.
  • $39 billion slush fund for “state fiscal stabilization” bailout.
  • $275 million for flood prevention.
  • $65 million for watershed rehabilitation.
  • $255 million for “priority procurements” at Coast Guard (polar ice breaker).
  • $650 million for abandoned mine sites.
  • $1.3 billion for NASA (including $450 million for “science” at NASA).
  • $100 million to clean up sites used in early U.S. atomic energy program.
  • $1.5 billion for carbon capture projects under sec. 703 of P.L. 110-140 (though the original section only authorizes $1 billion for five years).
  • $300 million for hybrid and electric cars for federal employees.
  • $500 million for State and local fire stations.
  • $180 million for construction of Bureau of Land Management facilities.
  • $500 million for wildland fire management.
  • $110 million for construction for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
  • $522 million for construction for the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
  • $500 million earmark for National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, MD.
  • $100 million for constructing U.S. Marshalls office buildings.
  • $300 million for constructing Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) office buildings.
  • $800 million for constructing Federal Prison System buildings and facilities.
  • $307 million for constructing National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST) office buildings.
  • $1 billion for administrative costs and construction of National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) office buildings.
  • $160 million for “paid volunteers” at the Corp. for National and Community Service.

Hillbuzz comments: “The above is not even 10% of the treasure Obama’s going to swirl down the toilet. It’s unprecedented, unimaginable, and reprehensible. Every last member of Congress needs to be held accountable for this.”

Blogger arturoafc54 adds some more loony spending requestsfrom the Spenderific Bill:

  • $2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal power plant in Illinois that the Department of Energy defunded last year because it said the project was inefficient.
  • $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film.
  • $448 million for constructing the Department of Homeland Security headquarters.
  • $248 million for furniture at the new Homeland Security headquarters.
  • $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD’s.
  • $412 million for CDC buildings and property.
  • $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs.
  • $125 million for the Washington sewer system.
  • $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities.
  • $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion.
  • $75 million for “smoking cessation activities.”
  • $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI.
  • $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.
  • $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River.
  • $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.
  • $1.2 billion for “youth activities,” including youth summer job programs.
  • $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service.
  • $5.5 million for “energy efficiency initiatives” at the Department of Veterans Affairs National Cemetery Administration.
  • $75 million to construct a “security training” facility for State Department Security officers when they can be trained at existing facilities of other agencies.
  • $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems.
  • $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations.

Definitely the longest list is Pro Patria’s, whose “long but hardly exhaustive list of stimulus pork is frightening, particularly when you realize it’s not even close to being the whole hog. Check these items out:

  • $2 billion for rural business and industry guaranteed loans.
  • $22.1 billion for rural housing insurance fund loans.
  • $2.8 billion for loans to spur rural broadband.
  • $150 million for emergency food assistance.
  • $50 million for regional economic development commissions.
  • $1 billion for “Periodic Censuses and Programs”.
  • $350 million for State Broadband Data and Development Grants.
  • $1.8 billion for Rural Broadband Deployment Grants.
  • $1 billion for Rural Wireless Deployment Grants.
  • $30 million for necessary expenses of the “Hollings Manufacturing Extension Partnership”.
  • $300 million for a competitive construction grant program for research science buildings.
  • $600 million for “accelerating satellite development and acquisition”.
  • $140 million for “climate data modeling”.
  • $250 million for “accelerating the development of the tier 1 set of Earth science climate research missions recommended by the National Academies Decadal Survey.”
  • $50 million for repairs to NASA facilities from storm damage.
  • $300 million for “Major Research Insrumentation program” (science).
  • $200 million for “academic research facilities modernization”.
  • $100 million for “Education and Human Resources”.
  • $400 million for “Major Research Equipment and Facilities Construction”.
  • $4.5 billion to make military facilities more energy efficient. 
  • $1.5 billion for Army Operation and Maintenance fund.
  • $624 million for Navy Operation and Maintenance.
  • $128 million for Marine Corps Operation and Maintenance.
  • $1.23 billion for Air Force Operation and Maintenance.
  • $454 million to “Defense Health Program”.
  • $110 million for Army Reserve Operation and Maintenance.
  • $62 million for Navy Reserve Operation and Maintenance.
  • $45 million for Marine Corps Reserve Operation and Maintenance.
  • $14 million for Air Force Reserve Operation and Maintenance.
  • $302 million for National Guard Operation and Maintenance.
  • $29 million for Air National Guard Operation and Maintenance.
  • $350 million for military energy research and development programs.
  • $2 billion for Army Corps of Engineers “Construction”.
  • $800 million of that is for biomass research and $400 million for geothermal technologies
  • $1 billion in grants to “institutional entities for energy sustainability and efficiency”.
  • $6.2 billion for the Weatherization Assistance Program.
  • $3.5 billion for Energy Efficiency and Conservation Block Grants.
  • $3.4 billion for state energy programs.
  • $200 million for expenses to implement energy independence programs.
  • $300 million for expenses to implement Energy efficient appliance rebate programs including the Energy Star program. 
  • $400 million for expenses to implement Alternative Fuel Vehicle and Infrastructure Grants to States and Local Governments.
  • $1 billion for expenses necessary for advanced battery manufacturing.
  • $4.5 billion to modernize the nation’s electricity grid.
  • $1 billion for the Advanced Battery Loan Guarantee Program.
  • $100 million for “non-intrusive detection technology to be deployed at sea ports of entry
  • $150 million for repair and construction at land border ports of entry.
  • $500 million for explosive detection systems for aviation security.
  • $150 million for alteration or removal of obstructive bridges.
  • $200 million for FEMA Emergency Food and Shelter program.
  • $325 million for Interior Department road, bridge and trail repair projects.
  • $800 million for Superfund programs.
  • $200 million for leaking underground storage tank cleanup.
  • $50 million in grants to fund “arts projects and activities which preserve jobs in the non-profit arts sector threatened by declines in philanthropic and other support during the current economic downturn” through the National Endowment for the Arts.
  • $1 billion for states in dislocated worker employment and training activities.
  • $500 million for the dislocated workers assistance national reserve.
  • $80 million for the enforcement of worker protection laws and regulations related to infrastructure and unemployment insurance investments.
  • $300 million for “construction, rehabilitation and acquisition of Job Corps Centers”.
  • $600 million for nurse, physician and dentist training.
  • $700 million for “comparative effectiveness research” on prescription drugs.
  • $1 billion for Low-Income Home Energy Assistance.
  • $2 billion in Child Care and Development Block Grants for states.
  • $1 billion for Head Start programs.
  • $1.1 billion for Early Head Start programs.
  • $100 million for Social Security research programs.
  • $200 million for “Aging Services Programs”.
  • $2 billion for “Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information Technology”.
  • $430 million for public health/social services emergency funds.
  • $5.5 billion in targeted education grants.
  • $5.5 billion in “education finance incentive grants”.
  • $2 billion in “school improvement grants”.
  • $13.6 billion for Individuals with Disabilities Education Act.
  • $250 million for statewide education data systems.
  • $14 billion for school modernization, renovation and repair.
  • $160 million for AmeriCorps grants.
  • $500 million to improve processing of disability and retirement claims.
  • $920 million for Army housing and child development centers.
  • $350 million for Navy and Marine Corps housing and child development centers.
  • $280 million in Air Force housing and child development centers.
  • $3.75 billion in military hospital and surgery center construction.
  • $950 million for VA Medical Facilities.
  • $50 million for repairs for military cemeteries.
  • $120 million for a backup information management facility for the State Department.
  • $98 million for National Cybersecurity Initiative.
  • $3 billion for “Grants-in-Aid for Airports”.
  • $300 million for Indian Reservation roads.
  • $800 million for national railroad assets or infrastructure repairs, upgrades.
  • $5.4 billion in federal transit grants.
  • $2 billion in infrastructure development for subways and commuter railways.
  • $5 billion for public housing capital.
  • $1 billion in competitive housing grants.
  • $2.5 billion for energy efficiency upgrades in public housing.
  • $500 million in Native American Housing Block Grants.
  • $4.1 billion to help communities deal with foreclosed homes.
  • $1.5 billion in homeless prevention activities.
  • $79 billion in education funds for states.

Earlier Pro Patria noted $4.19 billion for ACORN and other bogus “community organizing” groups. No surprise here.

Here’s a selection from Armageddonoutahere’s blog post We See the Pork But Where’s the Beef?

  • $380 million to set up a rainy-day fund for a nutrition program that serves low-income women and children.
  • $300 million for grants to combat violence against women.
  • $6 billion on university building projects.
  • $15 billion expansion of the Pell Grant program.
  • $4 billion Federal job-training programs.
  • $5.2 billion for community development block grants and “neighborhood stabilization activities,” which ACORN is eligible to apply for.
  • $4 billion for job-training programs, including $1.2 billion for “youths” up to the age of 24.
  • $4.2 billion for “neighborhood stabilization activities”.
  • $90 million to educate “vulnerable populations”.
  • $34 million to fix up the Commerce Department.
  • $89 billion in Medicaid extensions.
  • $36 billion in expanded unemployment benefits, this is in addition to the state-budget bailout.
  • $30 billion for COBRA insurance extension.
  • $20 billion for food stamps.
  • $55 million for the preservation of historic landmarks.

Oh and one more thing. Here’s The President of the United States  “leading by example,” telling YOU to live within your means. No $100 a pound Wagyu beef  for you.