***UPDATE: I just heard on FOX that the word “Mandatory” has been removed from this bill. At least For Now.
While everybody was bumping into walls screaming about AIG and Tim Geithner, your House of No Representatives passed the GIVE act, AKA You Vill Volunteer Und Like It Act.
Soon, all of your children, ages 18-25 will be forced to “volunteer” and serve the state and their President. Do you hear that, Comrades? Ok back to sleep now. It’s not like it’s a draft or anything.
What’s in this bill? Do you know? Do you understand that your children will be forced to volunteer? Did anybody ask you or your son or daughter what they think? Have you heard ANY debate on this anywhere? Are you being deliberately distracted? Nah. That can’t be so.
Look here. Don’t look there.
Whatever you do, don’t contact your Senator and tell him what you think of this Involuntary Servitude Act or anything. You might disturb him! Are there any Republicans complaining loudly about this Indentured Servant Act? Funny, I don’t hear a thing.
It’s not like we are North Korea or anything.
It’s not like the thing Stalin or Hitler or the Chairman did or anything.
It doesn’t really smack of Orwell or anything.
Is this okay with you?
Okay, back to sleep now. Tomorrow you might wake up and find your son humming Tomorrow Belongs To Me.