Gaddafi: I will die a martyr. Well, I’m sure the Libyans can help him with that.

This guy is crazier than a rat in a coffee can. Here he is telling his ‘people’ he’s still in Libya. He says he wants to be with his people but Allah made it rain, or something.

Nice hat, psycho!

Live from his bunker.

While I still can’t find a video, here’s a shot of the nutball during his speech telling Libyans in his usually …um… well-organized way:

- “From tomorrow police and the army will restore security and will hunt the cockroaches who are destroying this country.”

- “The west and the US arab nations have drugged our youth who are now not understanding what they are doing.”

- “I will cannot leave my country -  I will die a martyr”

- “Do you [Libyans] want to turn into Afghanistan, do you want the Americans to come here and take over?”

“I cannot resign I am not an elected leader I am the leader of the revolution and I am only armed with a gun.”

“We will not surrender to global superpowers.”

“Demonstrators are against their families, you [parents] you need to re-teach them and tell them to become engineers or join the police and serve their country.”

“Those who are protesting are young people they are ignorant of history.”

“This is a young generation they are taking hallucination drugs.”

“Peaceful demonstrate is one thing but armed rebellion is something else.”

“Nobody can allow our country to become a laughing stock.”

Nah. He’s not crazy at all. The only laughing stock in your country, dipwad, is you.