From the White House
The President will lay out four steps to achieve this balanced approach, including: keeping domestic spending low, finding additional savings in our defense budget, reducing excess health care spending while strengthening Medicare and Medicaid, and tax reform that reduces spending in our tax code”.
Translation:
Today the president will interrupt your TV viewing to read about exciting things, such as cutting seniors’ lives short and raising taxes on the rich, which will convert into raising taxes for the Middle Class instead and more tax breaks for his sponsors.
He will talk about how he wants to balance the “burden” of “sacrifice”. Then later, he will drop the rich thing and just cut the Medicare in time to make sure all those baby boomers die before they get to use the program. There will be no mention of the poor, innocent, honest insurance companies–or say, reducing his own insurance coverage and that of Congress. There will also be no mention of that $3.2 Trillion surplus Congress has removed from the social security pot and replaced with useless non-negotiable bonds through the years.
He will oddly continue to refer to all of this as “Strengthening” Medicare.
He will also finally get rid of all those pesky poor people by cutting Medicaid. Now that there aren’t any jobs, it’s a great time to tell them all to get to work. Hell, the ones that will be left will be stupid enough to vote for him again, and so will the little morons whose future medicare won’t exist while Barack is long gone from the scene. So there’s no problem for him there. They aren’t smart enough to think that far ahead. It’s a good day! The Nutroots are already experienced at either overlooking or spinning what he says, so no harm done. They will somehow translate this all into one of Barack’s Umpteen-dimensional chess games, which in reality is a bad game of checkers he’s playing with himself.
Sounds like a very Obama-type plan. Kill off some population and cut some costs. Those damned old people are such a drag on society. Too bad for him, he won’t be able to kill enough old people off before they vote in 2012 for his opponent. But all of this is trivial, considering whomever his opponent is will want to kill them off too. Alas, they won’t live long enough to enjoy watching their children and grandchildren killed off at an even younger age right here in the US of A, where somebody manages to keep saying we have the best health care system Evah.
He will also talk about cutting defense spending while figuring on the next war he’s going to perpetuate. Thank heavens for that Nobel Peace Prize.
I love it in the White House! Thanks, suckers!
His speech will, of course, be read at a college, so he can assure himself a boatload of cheering dependents between spit balls — while their parents work. However, since the actual unemployment rate is more than twice what is recorded, counting twice as “jobs added” those people who had to take two jobs to replace half their previous salaries, there will also be plenty of broken people available to watch and they won’t even need that cable TV they cancelled. Toss in all the second and third generation welfare and SSI recipients, as well as the part-time under-employed, and he’s good to go. He will have the audience he helped to create. His sponsors will have the big screen switched on in their offices, but they won’t be listeniing. They already know they’re safe.
If you can’t say anything else about this detached dud, you can say that he’s consistent in his detachment. But what can you expect from a guy who left his own grandmother on ice for weeks after she died?
So……what’s your important excuse for not listening to The Boob™ and his Boobery™ (Hillary Is 44)? I will be pouring boiling water on my garden weeds and checking behind my dog’s ears for fur mats.
Not now Barack. I have a headache. Go screw somebody else.
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