The ladies of FOX news forget to pretend that they’re fair and balanced when they ask Bounty Hunter “Dog” who he likes for 2016. They are shocked, dismayed…and even saddened {sob-sob} when he pretty much endorses Hillary Clinton for POTUS!!!


Watch it while you can. I’m sure FOX will want this video erased from the inter-tubes.

And we’re off!

Hillary had a fabulous campaign roll-out in Iowa. Now that Hillary’s in it, the 2016 Presidential race is a real thing. She finally put out after all the teasing and being coy. (Wonder why no one’s calling Jeb, Christie, and the rest of the boyz coy teases.)


Having coffee with Hillary is an intimate thing.

All the attendees who spoke with Business Insider said coffee with Clinton was an extremely positive experience. Rosfjord described it as the ‘thrill of a lifetime’ and said there was ‘never a lull in the conversation.’

‘When we were sitting there, you know, you kind of lose yourself in the conversation, and you just feel like you’ve been sitting there talking to your best friend,” Rosfjord said. “Then you realize, you look over, and you’re like, ‘Wow, you used to be the secretary of state.’ It’s kind of surreal.’

She even made Jeb look like an asshole. Actually, Jeb made himself look like an asshole.

“I actually cook it at home. I don’t need to go to Chipotle,”

“Do I go there? Yeah, I go there. The one on US 1. Drive my own car, park my own car, get out of my own car,” he said. “Get Chipotle, take it home.” (Notably when Bush left the event tonight, he sat in the passenger’s seat of the black SUV that awaited him.)

In other news, Très Gaudi says he doesn’t have the authority to subpoena Hillary’s server. I thought people were subpoenaed  and you had to get a warrant for things. Anyone here a lawyer?

All I can say to that is:


And now it’s off to NH


It’s Official! Our Girl Is In!

First, I want  all you Uppityites to take one minute to bask. Hell, take an hour! Take your time, I’ll wait….

Specially Chosen Photo For Hillary Detractors

Specially Chosen Photo
For Hillary Detractors

Meanwhile, the rest of you can go ahead and take all the time you need to suck lemons.

Yes, Hillary has now formally announced her candidacy for President of The United States. And this time, we’re Ready. Not only are WE Ready, so are plenty of her 2008 detractors in the Democratic Party. Gee I wonder why?

This one's for you.

This one’s for you.

This is no longer a Race-Against-Gender race.  Nor is it a Gender-vs-Gender race. Instead, it’s a race where we have the most qualified candidate who just happens to know more about our government than…well pretty much anybody, more about foreign policy than just about anybody, the Woman who repaired plenty of relationships around the world that were fractured by GWB. The Woman who knows policy like nobody else knows policy, and no matter how many times they trot out the Hillary Nutcracker, these things will not change. That’s what scares the detractors.

You are going to see plenty of the same-old-same-old remarks. Bloo Dress Bloo Dress! But take heart, friends. After decades of the same tired cartoons and remarks, it’s become a de-sensitizing experience. Remember this: Hillary Clinton in 2008 received more primary votes than ANY candidate in ANY primary, EVER. And that was in spite of all the vitriol, all the invectives and all the Nutcrackers. She has suffered those invectives throughout decades from threatened patriarchal dipwads, and she has survived to remain the most popular woman in the WORLD.

Now, a word about the media, where we have frightened men whose wives secretly support Hillary and jealous women who secretly declare “Why isn’t it me instead?”. Thus the misogyny and sexism in the press has been rampant for many years. Well, it’s going to be a lot more difficult for them to sprinkle their code words around this time, don’t you think? Their pants are down and it’s not pretty. And so, the media slaughterers of women in general and Hillary in particular might just have some very bright lights shining upon them this time around. I for one shall enjoy watching.

Let the race begin! Because it wasn’t a race until Hillary announced. That alone should tell you something.

Let’s roll!

P.S. For those of you who are secretly reading this blog, and there are so many of you, who have that easily recognizable Derangement Syndrome, I urge you to read this post before ever trying to comment here. This is a Hillary blog, it was always a Hillary blog, and if you don’t like it, Eff Off! Thank you so much!

Oh! And this one’s for you.

Ready for the Weekend?

Calling all Uppityites!!!!

Calling all Uppityites!!!!

Could it be true? Could it finally be true???

A source with knowledge of Hillary Clinton’s plans has confirmed that she will officially announce her 2016 presidential bid on Saturday or Sunday. This will be imminently followed by campaign travel.

A spokesperson for Clinton’s campaign team did not immediately respond to a request for comment from Business Insider.

Sophie B’s ready. I’ve BEEN ready….ARE YOU READY?!

Barrels and Bottles and Peeps….Oh My!

Have I got a beer for Obama’s next summit! Just like Obama himself…it’s a beer of the people! I mean the Peep-le!! A Colorado craft brewery has created a special Easter Beer made with Peeps!!!

Walking the plank.....

Walking the plank…..

The head brewer at Barrels & Bottles Brewery, Collins made a test batch last spring, and decided it was worth trying again. The beer is an English-style bitter with an alcohol content by volume of about 6%.

“If I didn’t tell you there were Peeps in there, you might not notice,” Collins said Friday after the brewery tapped the first pints of the beer. She made only about 100 gallons, so when it’s gone, it’s gone.

Although I think many Uppityites prefer scotch or wine, some might still wonder whether the sweet, marshmallowy Peeps will ruin the beer!

The Peeps boost the beer’s alcohol level when the yeast devours the marshmallow sugar.

And although the Peeps are colored, the beer ends up a bright straw color with no hint of neon. It has a malty taste, accented by the sweet smell of the whole Peep that perches on the pint’s rim when served.

Here in Uppityville, like Christmas fruitcake, Easter Peeps have not always been on our favorite food list. But, we have had a sweet, soft spot for the little guys. And yes, we have viewed videos of Peeps being microwaved, and made into pop culture dioramas! And yes, there was that time when Angry Peeps Seized the Blog! [shutter] It was all just a big misunderstanding, I’m telling ya’!!!! But we never actually wish the Peeps harm! Not so for the Brewmistress Collins……

Collins said the Peeps beer will likely last only a few days, and she’ll make something else as spring moves into summer.

And she has an important message for all of those who hate Peeps: Ninety of their squishy foes got dumped into the brew kettle.

They were all severely harmed,” Collins said.

Ouch! Ms. Collins, you need to chill a little. Why not kick back with your favorite beverage and dream of……………
Peeps on Earth.


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