Eye candy Dr. Sanjay Gupta has withdrawn his name from nomination as US Surgeon General.
Let’s see if Rahm manages to arrange Strike Three for Howard Dean.
Bye Sanjay. Dang. I was looking forward to checking out your butt presence regularly. I never watch CNN so I guess I won’t get to gawk at you any longer. But I suppose they need you to balance out fossilized Jack Cafferty and prissy Wolf Blitzer. But I shall miss you.
Here’s hoping Barack isn’t thinking of those two characters Weil and Chopra, lest we all find out that “health care reform” means healing ourselves by eating lava rocks and meditating in the rain or something.
Since Larry Summers is downright gross, Rahm looks like a mafia throwback and Tim Geithner looks 12 years old, the Cabinet surely lacks a substitute for me to gawk at. I am crushed, Sanjay.
**Update: Word has it that Barack was heard screaming, “Oh Sh*t! Now those Deaniacs are going to start up again. This is starting to look obvious!”.
Comment to Dr. Dean from our member Eden: “Sorry Howard, even Dr. Scholls and Dr. Pepper are ahead of you on the list”.