America’s Creme de la Crappe: A Senate race between a porn star and a john.

No kidding. I keep telling you nobody needs an imagination to write about these people any longer. You don’t even have to make this shit up.

stormydanielsStormy Daniels strode onstage at a downtown Baton Rouge restaurant in a tight black blouse with a plunging neckline and a knee-length skirt in the popular purple of Louisiana State University. She introduced herself with a warning.

“For those of you who don’t know who I am,” she told the lunch crowd at The Roux House, “I’d suggest that you don’t Google that until you get home from work.”

She’s a Louisiana-born porn star who says she is considering a 2010 run for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Republican David Vitter, whose family-values reputation was marred in 2007 when his name was linked to a Washington prostitution ring.

vittersupergoofyI recall that Senator Vitter was one of only two Senators who voted against Hillary Clinton’s appointment as SOS, so I don’t particularly feel inclined to be kind to him. This Family Values pig is lucky that I am not posting one of those graphics on the internets of Little Davey and his diaper fetish.

God, if I were his wife I would kill him in his sleep.

In any event, It seems that Senator Vitter has  met his match. I bet he and Stormy could cut a deal for a movie.

It’s a good race. Well matched! If I lived in Louisiana I would have a really tough time making up my mind who to vote for!

Just think.  Supporters could all wear T-shirts that say “I’m with the pig”. Or “I’m with Baby Huey”.

Or how about  “I’m voting for the F*cker”  and “I’m voting for the F*ckee”.

I suppose we should at least be grateful that barn animals aren’t planning to run for the Senate next time around. So far.

………….and Freedom Fairy weighs in………..

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36 Responses

  1. Well, why not? At least she is honest about exchanging money for favors. snark/
    On a serious note, has the U.S. government become the butt of off color jokes? Is there no dignity left? Better still, is there no one left with honesty, dignity and a genuine desire to serve, rather than to service (pun intended)?

  2. should read “to be serviced”

  3. The Official 2009 2 Party System: the “F*cker” and the “F*ckee”.
    Priceless!

  4. Irlandese That should be on a t-shirt You could use that AARP combo elephant and donkey screwing a RW&B taxpayer.

  5. Why not a porn star? They hate speech bill before the Senate has a provision protecting pedophiles.

  6. You’re right HT. She is honest. Atleast she owns it unlike Johnny (Edwards).

  7. Yeah and besides, the whole senate is a bunch of whores. So she’s got the jump on them, scuse the pun.

  8. The Official 2009 2 Party System: the “F*cker” and the “F*ckee”.
    Priceless!

    Bahahahahahaaaaaaa!

  9. Official 2 party shirt design is on the way.
    togetherwerescrewed.org

  10. Oh my God! It’s a shame we don’t open primaries in LA any more. I’d vote for her just to throw Vitter out.

    I did like this comment from the Fox article:

    “You look familiar. Not your face, though,” said Jody Mathern, 51

    I don’t want to think too much about what the oppo pics would be!😆

  11. DE – You scoundrel! LOL

    We need to have a contest! ;-D

    I thought about this when I read it, but Iactually have REAL work to deal with!

    LOL

  12. HA!

    “lactually”

    maybe that is Freud?

    ya think?

    me being a les, and all….

    HAHAHAHAHA

  13. It’s really a shame because she will be mocked and ridiculed while David Diaper Vitter is held up as a fine example of family values. That’s sexism for you. The playing field is not level.

  14. “The Official 2009 2 Party System: the “F*cker” and the “F*ckee”.
    Priceless!”

    Ugh. This is disgusting. It doesn’t matter who you support, an honest voter will have to admit, “I’m with Stupid.”

    Wasn’t there a time where Senators would have trouble getting elected for looking at porn? Now we’re thinking about electing someone who makes it. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Our country is sinking to a new low.

    And all this while people are getting all over Miss CA for wearing a bikini.

    I’m a little disturbed by the fact that Mr. Vitter was with a prostitution ring. No wonder why many conservatives feel the Republican party was dragged to the center.

    I’m not one who usually swears, but I think both candidates are corrupt little…fill in the blanks.

    “God, if I were his wife I would kill him in his sleep.”

    What makes you think he has a wife? Maybe he would rather have adultery with prostitues. Just curious, what do you mean by diaper fetish? Is he a pedophile?

  15. Yeah me too FF. Thanks why I’ve only gotten this far. I need to register the domain tonight.

  16. FF, LOL, you are one funny artiste (as is DE)! I hope the ‘real work’ is paying well cause all the great work you do is more than worth it..
    Fredster, are you back in LA? How’s the Momster?

  17. I think the fact we’re having that Senate race is a real WTF moment.

  18. I almost feel bad for making light of something that’s not really funny. Almost. But at this point, what else is there to do but laugh when your choice of candidates has descended into this kind of lunacy? Beats losing (what’s left of) my mind anyday.

  19. Good point Irlandese.

  20. No wonder why many conservatives feel the Republican party was dragged to the center.

    I wouldn’t call it ‘dragged to the center”. I would call it being a hypocrite. I know plenty of centrists who don’t hang out with prostitutes. The assumption that far right cliffers are the only moral people on earth is disproven daily.

    What makes you think he has a wife?

    I looked it up. And four kids.

    Maybe he would rather have adultery with prostitues.

    Well there’s that too.

    J

    ust curious, what do you mean by diaper fetish? Is he a pedophile?

    No the accusation was that he liked to WEAR them and play “baby”, during……nevermind…

    Anyways, the internets has some interesting graphics on that. But since I didn’t get the opportunity to watch and puke, I regard it as not proven.

  21. Uppity said: ” No the accusation was that he liked to WEAR them and play “baby”, during……nevermind…

    Anyways, the internets has some interesting graphics on that. But since I didn’t get the opportunity to watch and puke, I regard it as not proven.”

    You want us to flesh that out for you, Uppity? You could call us Uppity’s Congressional Porn Patrol.

  22. OMG!!!!!

    DE!!!!!

    Your LOGO is hysterical! Great job!

    If I didn’t have such a headache, I would be beating you to the presses!

    OMG!!!!!!

    and

    HT

    oxox

    ;-D

    thanks

    and the work is great right now. Just wish it was in cash so I could hide it….

    ;-x

  23. Upps – just sent you the campaign poster I saw about this story

    :snark:

  24. […] I went over to Uppity Woman earlier this evening and nearly choked on my juicy juice when I came across her gem of a post about Porn Star Stormy Daniels considering running against David Vitter for his Senate Seat in 201o!!! […]

  25. […] I went over to Uppity Woman earlier this evening and nearly choked on my juicy juice when I came across her gem of a post about Porn Star Stormy Daniels considering running against David Vitter for his Senate Seat in 201o!!! […]

  26. Where do I donate? The money I was going to give to the DNC will go to this Stormy Person.

  27. i gotta say … I may offer to work for her campaign at this rate.

  28. Here’s the google search on the diaper fetish:

    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=vitter+diaper&aq=0&oq=vitter&fp=ry0_Tod3DXA

  29. ***BREAKING NEWS***
    Just went to TMZ’s web site they claim to have uncovered potentially compromising photographs, videos, and toys of Ms. Daniels. They say if these were to get out it would ruin her wholesome reputation.

  30. Priceless Uppity!…..From the title all through the comments….chuckle….pure humor gold….

  31. ROFL DE. They discovered the New Google tool. Images.

  32. LOL the pic I posted was one of the few I felt I could put up and still be rated less than R. Hahahaha

  33. Fred search his name in google images. You will crack up at some of the graphics. I came THIS close to posting the one of him in the diaper with the teddy bear.

  34. togetherwerescrewed would like to endorse Stormy Daniels run for Senate. If were going to get screwed over by a politician we want it to be her.

  35. LOL!

    this is sort of the way the whole thing looks, Upp.
    Is this what has happened to politics in America?

    LOL!

    hugs Upp & Co. from the land of ash this am.
    it’s so sad.

  36. “I wouldn’t call it ‘dragged to the center”. I would call it being a hypocrite.”
    That’s a better way of describing it, probably the real reason conservatives have been disgusted with the GOP. I hope that the GOP will decide to drop him like a hot potato and pick someone else to run for his Senate seat. “I know plenty of centrists who don’t hang out with prostitutes. The assumption that far right cliffers are the only moral people on earth is disproven daily.”

    I would like to apologize for coming across that way. I merely meant that this goes against ‘family values.’

    Deadenders: LOL.

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