Look! Blink Blink Blinky Gets An Award!
I was wondering, John….which kid did you get that award for? The ones you had with your dying wife or the one you had with the woman who is extorting you. Do they offer a Sack of Shit award? If so, I want to buy a ticket when they give it to you! But watch it John! In the world of DC politics, you have lots of competition!
And then there was this sappy crap.
Oh Look! I am not the Daddy I am not the Daddy I am not the Daddy even though the kid looks exactly like my pathetic ass.
But guess what gang? John is the daddy!
Surprise Surprise right?
And this bag of slime thought he was worthy of being president of the United States? What the hell is left for us to pick from when we have slime like this running for President?
I often wondered why it was that you were endorsing Barack Obama while Hillary was handily whooping his ass in West Virginia…after you snorted at him regularly in all those debates. He had you by the short and curlies, eh John?
You, John Edwards– In Your Face Family Man, So Concerned About Women, So Loving of Your Dying Wife, Enthusiastic Presidential Candidate– are a disgrace to the United States of America. Women everywhere are horrified by what a lying, deceptive hypocrite you really are.
The scary thing is I could have lived with his nomination. Shows you how bad my taste is.
John, I wish you everything you deserve in life, just so long as it’s not good. mmmmmkayyyyyyy? I long for the day when Elizabeth kills you in your sleep. Bleck! You disgust me.
By the way ABC. Nice of you to bother covering this since you and the rest of you fake journalists did all you could to cover up John’s affair. Apparently, you have no problem seeing a lying pig adulterer who cheats on his dying wife as President of the country you all hate so much. Too bad the National Enquirer has better reporters than you do.
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