Uncle Jay explains–August 31, 2009

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Uppity Woman
“Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson! “

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11 Responses

  1. Mary, on August 31, 2009 at 4:38 PM said:

    That Uncle Jay sure is a racist, right-wing extremist, tea-bagging Republican right-wing extremist racist man of integrity. Not only did he show and irreverent graphic of Kennedy, but he never drooled once when he mentioned Teddy’s sacred name.

  2. Nunly, on August 31, 2009 at 7:51 PM said:

    Oh dear…Uncle Jay.

    I wish Uncle Jay would explain some news to me, like why the hell are there so many men on the road who can’t park worth shit. It’s easy…put the freakin’ car between the two lines and quit whining when the person next to you parks so close you can’t get in your passenger door….you asked for it, moron. (Could you tell I just got back from the grocery store parking lot?)

  3. deadenders, on August 31, 2009 at 8:18 PM said:

    LOL Nunly, just don’t pull a Kathy Bates.

  4. Somebody, on August 31, 2009 at 9:41 PM said:

    Oh man I love that Kathy Bates scene! There have been a few times when I’ve been tempted to pull one of those scenes myself, LOL! Never have, but I have yelled out the window that I’m older and have more insurance, which probably flew right over their young heads!!!

    Nunly in my experience men typically back into parking spaces. They pull straight in to, but by and large if a car is backed into the space a man is driving it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman hope into the driver’s seat of a car that is backed into a space. Perhaps some of the men around here could explain this phenomenon????

    But I’m glad you survived your trip to the grocery store, it’s a jungle out there!

    Love Uncle Jay and the “bad metaphor” was really funny.

  5. Uppity Woman, on August 31, 2009 at 9:50 PM said:

    Gulp. I back into spaces.

  6. Nunly, on September 1, 2009 at 12:05 AM said:

    Uppity- But I’m sure you can aim between the lines. Right? If guys could only aim their cars as well as they can aim their “wee-wee’s”, they might be able to park worth a damn.

    Deadenders- That is strange, the thing about men backing into spaces. I didn’t think about it until you wrote it…you may be on to something.

  7. Somebody, on September 1, 2009 at 12:21 AM said:

    LOL Uppity you back into spaces hmmm! To be clear I’m not talking about parallel parking I’m talking about straight or angled parking. Everybody backs into a parallel space. If you back into all types of spaces you are only the second woman I know of that does that, it’s typically a man trait, LOL.

  8. NoEmptySuits, on September 1, 2009 at 2:36 AM said:

    Hey, I back into straight or angled parking too. It’s great on the exit.

  9. Uppity Woman, on September 1, 2009 at 3:46 AM said:

    Yes Somebody, I back into the easy ones too. Like NES says, it makes it easier to get the hell out of there without running over some idiot and ending up paying for the rest of your life.

  10. Grail Guardian, on September 1, 2009 at 7:53 AM said:

    While we’re at it, maybe one of the guys could explain to me what the big adrenaline rush is that’s associated with a “pull through” spot. I’ve seen guys act like they’re having an orgasm over this. What’s the big attraction? Do they think there’s some special talent involved in finding a spot that is empty on both sides? I just don’t get it…

    DE? Park Slope? P4P? Any thoughts to contribute?

  11. deadenders, on September 1, 2009 at 8:51 AM said:

    I don’t drive much Grail, I actually prefer to be chauffeured around by Angi. We go everywhere together (24/7 for over 20yrs), so I get to look around. Special talent in a parking lot would be pulling an Ace Ventura or backing up full speed tagging the brakes and cranking the wheel to change direction of the car while keeping your momentum.

    Plus I’m Angi’s GPS: Global Positioning Scottie

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