As I, and probably a whole lot of other people who don’t get paid to report the news in a timely way, mentioned as far back as June, Al Gore is backing a car company in Finland to build a car just for you, so long as you have $89k.
But Al, who increased his net worth to roughly $300,000,000 by inventing Global Warming, is not backing this company all by himself. No sir. You are helping out too. You just gave him a half a billion dollars in loans.
WASHINGTON — A tiny car company backed by former Vice President Al Gore has just gotten a $529 million U.S. government loan to help build a hybrid sports car in Finland that will sell for about $89,000.
Let’s hear it for American jobs and an affordable car. Oh wait, these aren’t American jobs. And specifically, they aren’t union jobs. We all know how strongly Al supports unions, right? Unless of course, it’s his company we are talking about. But nevermind.
Deals like this for greedy little pigs like this are the reasons we can’t afford health care reform in America. Because Al Gore doesn’t need health care reform, nor does he give a rat’s ass whether or not you have health insurance. He can afford any health care policy available. So can AIG and Bank of America, thanks to you. We are talking about health care options that kill off old people (AKA anybody older than they are) so that pigs like this can own what little is left of the world when they are done with it, while everybody else mans the potato fields, if they even let us have them. When you cut off the water supply to one of America’s food belts like they did in California, you have to get the feeling our produce will be coming from China soon. Those growers probably aren’t using mutant Montanto seeds, else congress would leave them alone.
But I digressed. I can do that. It’s my blog. Now, back to the topic of your next new car.
The People’s $89,000 car. Correction: The People’s car that starts at $89,000. If you want the good one, it will cost you $109,000. Seems like a fair price for you, doesn’t it? Maybe your congress can fine you if you don’t buy one.
Funded by USA taxpayers.
So what exactly has changed again?
Answer: The Players who are ripping you off and getting filthy rich off your backs have changed. No wonder the Republicans are so upset. They aren’t the players this year. This year, it’s the Democrats who are sticking it up the asses of the American people.
Since we are discussing how well Al is doing, please remember to follow Cap and Trade too, okay? Because that just has to pass. Al and his friends in congress are heavily “Blind Trust” invested in companies that will benefit from counting on it. That is, unless the real Karma kicks in.
If dollars made from generating fear were carbon footprints, Al Gore could save our planet all by himself by moving to another one.
I predict that Al Gore will become a billionaire if Cap and Trade passes. Any takers? I didn’t think so.
You? You will be doing even worse than you are now.
I voted for Al Gore. Shows you how good my taste is.**
**I should point out that I held my nose when I did it. Talk about choosing between death by drowning and death by fire……