Poor Tiger. He wants to get back into the game of playing with his balls again.
He wants to be spokesman again for products we will boycott if he’s spokesman.
He had a press conference and nobody came. Well, let’s just say nobody from golfing came. The sports writers are less whorish than the MSM. They kind of resent being invited to a press conference where they can’t ask any questions. That would have made them props for Tiger who wants to get back to throwing his balls around.
So Tiger had a press conference and whined and carried on and told us all about how he’s a Buddist and other useless information that has nothing to do with the fact that he’s an adulterer who can’t keep his dick in his pants.
We even had to listen to him tell us how he is now in “Therapy” for “Sex Addition”. In my day, we just called them pigs. Now they are addicts.
Tiger also wants everyone to know he’s sorry. Sorry he got caught.
Tell it to the family in this photo, Tiger. They are stuck with your shame.The rest of us are sick of hearing about your dick.
You had it made. You blew it. Tough Shit. Now you’re a walking parody.
So STFU already, will ya?
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