Eric Massa: “Rahm Emanuel is the son of the devil’s spawn”.

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Uppity Woman

“Rahm Emanuel is the son of the devil’s spawn”

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  1. Mary, on March 8, 2010 at 10:28 PM said:

    Rahm is not the son of the devil’s spawn. But he does work for him.

    Mabus is among us. He has usurped the Oval Office. And he finds demonic scum like Emanuel to implement his evil ends, which people like Emanuel do with glee.

  2. NoEmptySuits, on March 8, 2010 at 10:35 PM said:

    The shower scene described by Massa is the scariest since Psycho.

    Mary, I love how relentless you are.

  3. NoEmptySuits, on March 8, 2010 at 10:45 PM said:

    O/T, sort of: Who here thinks that HC will be passed this year? I’m betting not.

  4. imustprotest, on March 8, 2010 at 10:52 PM said:

    ROFL NES on the Psycho comment!
    I think something will pass….they’ll slap “Historic Healthcare Bill” on the outside and call it a win.

  5. yttik, on March 8, 2010 at 10:54 PM said:

    Bahaha! This is just getting too funny! I believe Massa, it would be completely in character for a naked Rahm to hunt him down in the showers.

    As to the allegations of sexual harassment against Massa, that is too ridiculous for words, too. Oh the irony! The boys are sitting around drinking at a wedding and making lewd and suggestive sexual comments about the bridesmaid. All is well, they’re having a grand old time. Suddenly Massa ruffles one of the guys hair and goes off to bed. Oh the horror, oh the outrage! A man is being objectified! Sexual harassment! Hostile workplace! File a report! He just threatened to do to me what we’ve spent all night talking about doing to that woman! How dare he!

    Meanwhile everybody’s forgotten all about the poor bridesmaid. that’s not sexual harassment, that’s just business as usual.

  6. Anthony, on March 8, 2010 at 11:02 PM said:

    Videos speak louder than words…

  7. Mary, on March 8, 2010 at 11:37 PM said:

    “Mary, I love how relentless you are.”

    Admit it, NES. Massa’s comment was a setup for me. LOLOL

  8. NoEmptySuits, on March 8, 2010 at 11:56 PM said:

    I admit it, Mary!! In fact, I’m beginning to think you had coffee with him before he went on radio.

  9. NoEmptySuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:01 AM said:

    imust, you’re very optimistic. It’s clearly what the Dems would like to do, but I’m less sanguine than you on their prospect for securing the necessary votes. I’m too cynical to think enough Dems are going over the cliff for BO on this one.

  10. NoEmptySuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:03 AM said:

    Sheesh…have all the other commenters gone to sleep here? Talk of naked men is usually a crowd pleaser.
    Is UW on a hot date?

  11. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:04 AM said:

    Anthony! Where ya been, guy!!?

    I couldn’t understand a word that guy in the video was singing. Bless his heart, I hope he’s a really nice person,because he sure as hell doesn’t have any talent.

  12. NoEmptySuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:05 AM said:

    Calling Papoose, calling DE, calling Nunly, calling mcnorman, calling 15…, calling PMM….come in, come in. Copy?

  13. NoEmptySuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:05 AM said:

    Hey, UW, you’re here! I knew talk of naked men and showers would bring you around, eventually.

  14. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:06 AM said:

    ROFL Yttik! I never thought of that. yeah, they probably talked about porking her twelve ways, but one of them gets his hair mussed and the other one goes and whines about it. May he return to earth as a woman. Twice.

    NES, I don’t see it passing either. I don’t care how many congressmen they set up and get to resign. In the end, the ones who are up for re-election in pissed-off districts are going to get cold feet.

  15. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:08 AM said:

    Ewwwwwwww. Imagine Rahm all naked with all the Missing Link hair all over his body. You can just tell he has hair all over his back and ass. I bet he looks like somebody knitted him a sweater. Wouldn’t want him near my pool drain.

  16. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:10 AM said:

    Forget sweater. More like a furry bodysuit with a spout, I’d say.

  17. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:14 AM said:

    Ewwwwwwww God. I’m getting sick just thinking about him. Pithacanthropus Erectus. Bleck.

  18. Mary, on March 9, 2010 at 12:17 AM said:

    UW,
    NES,

    Guess I’ll hold off on that snack. YUCK.

  19. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:17 AM said:

    Why do men like to hang together naked? I think Scottie Brown’s going to win the optics contest if he chooses to use Massa’s former gym.

  20. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:19 AM said:

    Hey, UW, you’re here! I knew talk of naked men and showers would bring you around, eventually.

    Hahahahahaha.

  21. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:20 AM said:

    Poor Mary. I ate early today.

  22. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:20 AM said:

    Oh yeah NES, the shower room will be “standing” room only when Scottie shows up.

  23. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:23 AM said:

    No pun intended on “standing,” I’m sure, UW. Good one.

  24. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:24 AM said:

    Oh no, no pun. Of course not. Who? Me?

    I bet he gets his ass and back waxed.

  25. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:26 AM said:

    Cripes i don’t mean to be OT, but my dog just sprung up and went ballistic. I mean she was hyperventilating. Ran to the back door. I thought it was Jack The Ripper out there. So I opened the inside door and never got to the outside because I could smell the skunk out there. The dog’s nose is uncanny. I really hate skunks. I didn’t see him and don’t want to.

  26. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:28 AM said:

    Ok I could think of one thing more gross than Rahm buck naked. Harry Reid buck naked.

  27. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:30 AM said:

    Too bad it wasn’t Rahm. Then your dog, unlike Mary, would’ve had a snack.

  28. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:31 AM said:

    Yes, that would be blinding.

  29. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:37 AM said:

    He would have to come with a warning.

  30. thetownecrier, on March 9, 2010 at 12:41 AM said:

    Imagine Rahm all naked with all the Missing Link hair all over his body.

    Maybe he braids it to keep it under wraps.

  31. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:41 AM said:

    Yeah she woulda gone right for the sausage.

    The skunks around here are the size of a buick.

  32. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:43 AM said:

    “Yeah she woulda gone right for the sausage.”

    UW, it’s impossible to out-dirty you.

  33. thetownecrier, on March 9, 2010 at 12:44 AM said:

    Yup, canines can smell ’em a mile away. Be careful though. Keep the doggie inside. Nothing worse than having your dog skunk sprayed, and you having to clean them with that hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, dishwashing combo, to get the smell down. The you have to bathe in it too.

  34. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:48 AM said:

    NES I’ll take that as a compliment. lol.

    Oh no way, Crier. She’s not going out there. The dog just alerted is all. Almost broke glass with the bark.

  35. imustprotest, on March 9, 2010 at 12:50 AM said:

    So who took the curtains down in the men’s shower room? Are there any inquiring minds out there?

  36. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:53 AM said:

    Yeah Imust, SOMEBODY wanted to see the goods. Let’s put it this way. I’m sure they didn’t do it to see Harry.

  37. Mary, on March 9, 2010 at 12:54 AM said:

    “Ok I could think of one thing more gross than Rahm buck naked. Harry Reid buck naked”

    That’s it. What ever happened to a kinder, gentler America? I have my sensibilities, you know.

    I can see you want me to go to bed hungry. 😈

  38. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 12:55 AM said:

    Mary, might I suggest scotch on the rocks?

  39. thetownecrier, on March 9, 2010 at 12:56 AM said:

    There is always a Nair session for those self cloaked in fur.

  40. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 12:59 AM said:

    Yep, UW, a compliment indeed.

    imust, good point. I vote for Nancy to investigate this mystrey.

  41. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 1:08 AM said:

    Massa has diaries over at the orange place. They adored him. Now they are crapping all over him. Shows you how quick they turn for Teh One.

  42. imustprotest, on March 9, 2010 at 1:08 AM said:

    Nancy “impeachment is off the table” Pelosi investigate? Nancy “I saw no sexism in the Democratic primary” Pelosi? No, we need real investigators, The National Enquirer! They’ll get to the bottom of this showercurtaingate! The question is, will there be “plumbers”? A “Deep Throat?”

  43. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 1:09 AM said:

    Oh amd Massa is going to be on Beck tomorrow. Isn’t it just like beck to want to use this. It’s so…….Him.

  44. utahwoman, on March 9, 2010 at 1:11 AM said:

    Seeing either of these two naked ? Darn Uppity you trying to get me back to smoking ? Nah I think I could go drink a bottle of Castor oil and enjoy that more then even the thought of either of them naked.
    Cripes are you on drugs to even think this up ? lmao

  45. thetownecrier, on March 9, 2010 at 1:17 AM said:

    utah, UW just wants to get your visuals going.

  46. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 1:20 AM said:

    But, but, but…the thought of the squeamish Nancy sniffing around the men’s showers is too delightful.

  47. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 1:24 AM said:

    I think towne’s suggested “Nair session” should be administered by men on death row.

  48. noemptysuits, on March 9, 2010 at 1:26 AM said:

    O/T (if only to allow Mary to eat): What do y’all think of Rather’s “watermelon” blooper?
    http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/08/video-the-obligatory-dan-rather-mumbles-something-about-obama-and-watermelons-clip/

  49. thetownecrier, on March 9, 2010 at 1:39 AM said:

    He is hungry for watermelon. And more tongue lashing.

  50. Mary, on March 9, 2010 at 1:51 AM said:

    “What do y’all think of Rather’s “watermelon” blooper?”

    NES,
    Blooper, or true colors (hmm-not a bad little pun)?

    Check out DE’s post and graphic on Rather’s remark
    http://deadenders.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/and-they-call-me-racist/.

    Also, Mcnorman’s quip in right on targrt.
    http://mcnorman.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/posted-for-posterity-deep-thought-on-potus-by-dan-rather/

  51. Mary, on March 9, 2010 at 1:54 AM said:

    I wonder if that horny loon from the NYT who “heard” Joe Wilson call oilsoc “boy” will say the same about Rather.

  52. Mary, on March 9, 2010 at 1:55 AM said:

    That was Maureen Dowd-y.

  53. Zookz, on March 9, 2010 at 3:28 AM said:

    I thought Rather was suggesting what Republicans would say.

  54. Optixmom, on March 9, 2010 at 7:17 AM said:

    I told you that I thought that something was up with the whole Massa thing. I didn’t know that Obobo had operatives in the men’s shower? His boys club really goes all out, don’t it?

    Now we have Paterson deciding on a special election for my district.

    Somehow, somewhere in the future O’s lackeys will use this against Hillary.

  55. Uppity Woman, on March 9, 2010 at 7:26 AM said:

    READERS!
    PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SALMONELLA RECALL LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED AND INCLUDES OTHER PRODUCTS AND COMPANIES INCLUDING MCCORMICK AND HERB OX. PLEASE READ THE LIST IN THE POST AGAIN. I KNEW THERE WOULD BE MORE CONSIDERING IT’S AN ADDITIVE THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM.

    I’M SURE THE LIST WILL UPDATE AGAIN AS WELL.

  56. Somebody, on March 9, 2010 at 3:13 PM said:

    Darn I’m always late to the party, but in this case happily so. I can’t imagine what kind of horrific nightmares I might have had reading about this last night.

    BUT…..you guys are so flipping funny, love it!!!

    So who did take the curtains down????

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