You just cannot make this shit up.
LONDON (AFP) – A renowned debating society at Cambridge University said Monday it would offer pole dancing tuition to members, in a building more used to the presence of international statesmen.
The Cambridge Union Society said female students would be offered lessons in the sensuous dance more often associated with strip clubs than the historic chambers of one of the world’s top universities
Hey! That’s what girlz are for, right? Might as well get them started in their profession, right?
Besides, Cambridge University wants to Empower women and what better way than to teach them Pole Dancing.
A Cambridge Union spokeswoman defended the move, saying there was “nothing degrading” about it.
“We are of the opinion that classes like these are a way of empowering women, as well as being a fantastic way to exercise and have fun together with other women,” she said.
“If an intelligent, independent woman wishes to learn a particular form of dance in respectable surroundings, we see nothing degrading in that.”
Given the administration and Congress we have been suffering, who have miraculously set Gender Relations and Women’s Rights back a minimum of 40 years, can the USA be far behind? And given the mentality of younger women these days, I’ll bet they will be tripping all over themselves to sign up. Winner gets an advanced scholarship in Lap Dancing! Their parents will be so proud!
Maybe there could even be……….an InternationalPole Dancing Competition! We could use Rahm, Larry Summers, David Letterman and that cardboard-cutout humping speech writer as runoff judges! We might even toss in Rush Limbaugh, because we wouldn’t want to slight Republican Pigs. No sir. This will be a bipartisan competition for Miss Pole Dance USA.
Sounds like a Plan! Go USA!
Update: Are The Olympics Ready For Pole Dancing? I might have known.
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