Charged with aiding and abetting obesity and a myriad of diseases, as well as for his part in the Eating of Meat, Ronnie is in deep, deep poop.
In addition to the criminal charges, the American Bark, Arugula and Seed Eaters Association and the National Dangerously Thin But In-Style Society, the Stop Exhaling CO2 And Save The Earth organization, the My Carbon Footprint Is Good and Yours Is Bad Association (Al, Gore, Board Member), the Toxic CFLs Will Help Kill Them Off society, and the Anti-Cow-Fart Coalition have all filed civil suits against him. But by far, the largest organization to join in on the action is the Clowns Creep Me Out Club, boasting a membership consisting of most of America ever since Stephen King’s “It” and John Wayne Gacey appeared on the scene.
PETA was too busy to join in, however, as they are having a very busy season unceremoniously euthanizing a full 97% of the dogs and cats they lure people into bringing to their “shelters”.
It’s just as well though. McDonald’s pushes crappy food anyways. Except for their french fries, which are sprayed with that special scent and flavor made by the chemical company in New Jersey that can make just about anything taste sooooooooo much better than it really is. Almost like real food!
Monsanto could not be reached for comment other than to say they are watching our Food Problems very closely, with an eye on Fixing The Problem. “We’re going to fix things but good”. See ya, Ronnie.
Geeze, I have this sudden craving…..
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