And here’s that pervert from that pervert Howard Stern’s show asking him if he was fully erect. The disgusting questioning the disgusting.
But Pervert To Pervert aside, don’t be worrying about Ole Anthony. Some seemed worried. What’s Anthony going to do now for a living, they ask. I mean, the guy has no law degree, no business degree, and really, the only thing he ever did that anyone can remember is be a pissant Councilman. Okay, it was New York City, but a Council Person is a Council Person. Anthony went from Council Person to Congressman. In fact, he was really fast-tracking, considering he wanted to be Mayor of NY City next. Funny now that kind of jump-start stuff works for only a few people and not others, you know?
Anyways, Anthony and Little Anthony barely even completed their press conference and there was a suitable job offer waiting for him in the form of a letter from his kinda guy–submitted to the news trash bin known as AOL via their latest highly suitable acquisistion, Huffpo:
After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with your service in the House of Representatives’ Committee on Energy and Commerce, will make you a valuable asset to this corporation.
This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than your former Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving. While you will have to relocate to our corporate offices in Beverly Hills, California, we would pay for all relocation costs.
Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious corporation which, as you know, has been heavily involved in the political environment of this country for over thirty-five years. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy within the federal and state governments. Flynt Management Group, LLC and Hustler Magazine have been dedicated to decades of serious political commentary. Just as we do not undertake insincere political crusades, we do not make insincere job offers.
While this employment opportunity is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for making a change, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is a prime example of unfounded political pressure and the hypocrisy that has invaded democracy in Washington D.C. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.
Larry C. Flynt
See? Everything will work out fine for Anthony and Little Anthony. Now he will get to do what he really wants to do. Hang out with perverts and maybe sling around Little Anthony as his photo clip for his column bio. That will surely restore his credibility.
Barring that, he can always do a show with Eliot. What else does America’s champion of women’s rights do when he gets caught degrading them.
Thanks, Anthony. You son of a bitch. With “friends” like you, we women don’t need any more enemies, do we now? What a disgusting disappointment you are. What a hypocrite you are. But that won’t stop you from doing what you love, and now you won’t have to pretend to care about women’s issues any longer. It is very clear now that you used my gender as a stepping stone and nothing more. Now you can just do what you really want to do: Whip it out and gag women with it, you bastard. Aren’t you just a typical “New Democrat”?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Fuck you, shitbag. Your Out Of Your League wife should kill your ass in your sleep. Do you think she is going to give up her stellar career to hang out with you, your busy dick and Larry Flynt in California? Good luck with that, dirtball.