Meet James Verone. He needed some serious health care and simply couldn’t afford it. So he opted for Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid’s only Public Option offered in the Health Care Reform Bill that was put in place when Democrats controlled Congress.
Having already set his affairs in order, James Verone calmly walked into an RBC bank in North Carolina and committed his first crime in his 59 years on this planet. Verone handed the teller a note that read “This is a bank robbery. Please only give me one dollar,” took the dollar from the terrified clerk, and sat down on a couch in the bank’s lobby.
“‘I’ll be sitting right over there in the chair waiting for the police,” Verone told the bank teller. And wait he did. Police arrived moments later and apprehended him, hauling him off to the jail cell he so desperately wanted to enter.
“Fortunately” for James Verone, he has been charged with Larceny. Hopefully he can waive a trial and take his punishment, which will result in James Verone having a chance to stay alive.
Nice job, Nancy, Harry and Barack. I wonder how any of you sleep at night. Because this is the only Public Option for the people who can no longer afford health insurance thanks to the whopping premium increases created by your so-called “Reform”. Here are some copays James can now afford.:
The majority of ailments are treated on-site, but inmates who are gravely ill can be taken to the nearest hospital. Sick prisoners must make a nominal co-payment for each visit to the jailhouse doctor—usually $5 or so, taken from an hourly wage that typically runs between 19 cents and 40 cents an hour. Costs above that are covered by the state.
Nancy, I think James is so glad you passed Health Care Reform so that he could “Find out what’s in it”.
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