Sigh…so many dirtballs who shouldn’t be allowed to walk the streets and so little time to keep up with them all.
This happened in Chicago. Where else? I recently actually saw Come To Chicago adverts. No kidding. Imagine going there for a vacation with the mugging, rape and murder rate. Now that’s an exciting vacation! A thrill a minute and a real airline deal. Poor Leslie.
He’s hot. All you have to do is ask him and he will tell you so.
He was arrested when he pawned the Cartier watch that belonged to the woman he raped.
Matthew says she really wanted him.
****A jury is now deliberating the fate of a Highland Park man who claimed that he was merely acting out his accuser’s sexual fantasy when authorities said he broke into a Wheeling home and bound, raped at gunpoint and robbed a woman staying there.
While testifying in his own defense Thursday, Matthew Schaffer, 33, also said he had been a marijuana dealer since high school and that the woman had invited him over after he had sold marijuana to her.
His testimony contradicts the account given by the 31-year-old woman, who was in town visiting friends when the alleged assault occurred last year.
She testified earlier this week that a man wearing a pantyhose mask entered her bedroom, handcuffed her, held a knife to her throat, pointed a handgun at her and then raped her.
She said the man threatened to kill her and took her Cartier watch, wedding ring and $100 in cash before fleeing.
It gets better. Matthew says she wanted to buy marijuana from him, as if a Cartier woman would need to go find a shitbag like him down in the bowels of the earth to get her some mary jane. And again, she just wants him because he’s so sexy don’t you think?
Under questioning by defense attorney Catherine O’Daniel, Schaffer said he received a call from the woman on May 22, 2010. He claimed the two had met several times before outside a Rush Street restaurant in Chicago, where she had purchased marijuana from him and engaged in a sex act in a parking garage, he said.
“She wanted to know if we could meet up the suburbs,” Schaffer testified, boasting that he only sold the best marijuana. “She was looking to get weed again.”
Schaffer said he met the woman at the residence where they smoked marijuana and had consensual sex using handcuffs and a toy gun.
He said she owed him $250 for marijuana but only had $100 in cash and gave him the watch as payment. He said he did not take her wedding ring or other jewelry items that prosecutors said were missing from the home.
Oh yeah, because somebody with a Cartier watch would stand in your air space and get marijuana from a cockroach like you. Much less be hot for your scheevy self, Matthew. Get a mirro man! Get groomed. Bubba likes his boyz groomed!
Prosecutors said Schaffer had initially told investigators that the watch he had pawned had been a gift from his ex-wife.
Please God. Tell me no woman married this creature.
****Update: The jury is no longer deliberating over the fate of Hot Matthew. He was found guilty and faces 40 years if they ever get around to sentencing him. Of course, it took awhile to convict him. A couple of jurors just weren’t sure if he was lying or not. Any wild guesses as to which gender they were?
Say, there, Matthew! Scheeve! I am wondering, since you are sitting around in a jail cell awaiting your 40 years, if you would help me fulfill MY fantasy, okay?
My fantasy is they chain your naked ugly ass to a wall in a soundproof room and I give you to my dog! When can we get together on that?