Overall, I would say this cockroach is lucky he didn’t think to push her head further down.
STAMFORD, Conn. — A woman fought off a sexual assault by biting off part of her attacker’s tongue, police said, and a suspect was hospitalized.
The attempted attack happened in an alley off Atlantic Avenue near a Roman Catholic church in Stamford around 10 p.m. Thursday, the Stamford Advocate reported. The attacker grabbed the woman and forced his tongue into her mouth after she had left the church.
The woman fought back by biting the man, lopping off about an inch of his tongue.
“It was a substantial piece of his tongue,” Sgt. Paul Guzda told the Advocate.
Awwwwwwwww. Boo Freaking Hoo. No more French kissing for you, my boy! And they have you on video besides! I guess that, in addition to being tongue-less, you were already brainless. The fun part is, now you won’t be able to say No to your cellmate Bubba.
The offending hunk of meat was recovered at the scene and area hospitals were alerted to be on the lookout for a man with a serious tongue injury. In addition to the identifiable piece of tongue, police also recovered video surveillance recordings from the church that substantiated the woman’s story.
Landon apparently wandered around partially tongueless for hours. Police say he finally sought treatment at a massage and chiropractic clinic Friday afternoon, but was turned away.
“He walked in and asked if we could help with his tongue and he stuck his tongue out and it was really gross,” said Jessica, a receptionist at the clinic. “I was like, `no, we can’t.’ ”
Jessica kindly directed the man to the dentist’s office next door and alerted police after reading about the attack.
As officers were en route to the clinic, police got calls reporting that two additional women had been molestered in the same area. One woman said a man grabbed her breast, and another said she was poked in the butt with an umbrella. Police believe Landon is responsible for both of those incidents.
I guess it wasn’t good for you, was it, freak? Speak up! Your mother must be SO proud! I can’t wait till they release your greasy name so I can update this post for Google. (**Gerard Michael Landon). Tell you what, freak. We’ll commute your sentence if you touch your nose with your tongue.
I guess he won’t be testifying on his own behalf, hey?
Hey rapists! I am wondering: Do you think what she did was kind of violent? Good. Why…why…she may have ruined his life instead of him ruining hers! It’s rough getting your life ruined, isn’t it? Just ask a woman who has been raped by a shitbag like you.
So now it’s your turn. More and More, Women are learning to fight back. You bring a knife, she brings a gun. Maybe next time it will be you. And another body part. We can only hope.
So next time you look to ruin a woman’s life to satisfy your desire for Power and Control, you might want to take note that, lately, some of your Comrades in Rape didn’t fare so well.
On November 8, 1974, singer Connie Francis was brutally raped in the Howard Johnson’s Lodge following a performance at the Westbury Music Fair in New York. She was unable to perform again for seven years and has struggled with psychological problems ever since. I think her little message is perfect for our Tongue-less freak.