**Updated regularly today**
Play golf. Check.
Alienate women. Check.
Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.
Go on vacation. Check.
Alienate Jews. Check.
Break another promise. Check.
Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.
Give banks money. Lotsa money. Check.
Behave like a petulant 10 year-old. Check.
Play golf. Check.
Alienate Christians. Check.
Alienate Atheists. Check.
Discuss Sharia Law with BFFs. Check.
Play golf. Check.
Receive the Nobel Peace Prize for being elected. Check. Enter two wars and extend a third. Check.
Giggle on The View. Check.
Print more money to give away to Wall Street sponsors. Check.
Play golf. Check.
Appear on Ms. Magazine cover as “What A Feminist Looks Like”. Put Stupak in an Executive Order. Check.
Give failing motor companies money. Lotsa money.
Alienate Gays and Lesbians. Check.
Go on vacation. Check.
Read a speech to subjects. Be late. Check.
Print more money. Check.
Go on vacation. Check.
Make America Shovel Ready. Pending.
Issue infuriating executive orders. Check.
Trot out dog. Check.
Put dog back in kennel. Check.
Go on vacation. Check.
Tell border patrols they had better not have a gun when they are getting killed. Check.
Have photo taken swimming in protected bay- pretend to be swimming in Gulf. Order seafood from Maine. Check.
Warn against impending “Skyrocketing Cost Of Energy”. Check.
Implement “Skyrocketing Cost Of Energy” and send some “Price Signals”. Check.
Try to improve poll numbers by throwing Osama overboard. Check.
Wear out tires on AF-1 every two weeks. Check.
Read another speech to subjects . Be late. Check.
Alienate Independents. Check.
Tell everybody not to “Jump to conclusions” when an Islamofascist opens fire and kills silly Americans. Check.
Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.
Photo with sports team. Check.
Invite Presidents of Shitholes to interfere with USA laws. Check.
Giggle on The View. Check.
Check fresh water lobster and Kobe beef inventory. Check.
Pretend to care. Fail. Retry. Fail. Retry. Fail.
Read a speech to subjects. Be late. Check.
Have a party every Wednesday. Check.
Race card. Check.
Profile old white ladies and children for groping and intimidation at airports. Check.
Alienate the Middle Class. Double Check.
Fundraiser. Check.
Screw Israel. Check.
Shoot hoops. Check.
Read a speech. Check.
Watch the ballgame. Check.
Vacation. Check.
Alienate Moderates. Check.
Race card. Check.
Play Golf. Check.
Fundraiser. Check.
Shoot hoops. Check.
Watch the ballgame. Check.
Alienate what’s left of your foolish base. Check.
Laugh at base behind their backs. Check.
Fundraiser. Check.
Secret meetings with Health Insurers. Check.
Screw up health care. Check.
Exempt a couple of thousand of your best friends and health care reform pimps from actual failed health care reform. Check.
Photo with sports team.
Go on vacation AND play golf. Check.
Hide the real unemployment rate. Check.
Tank the Democratic Party. Pending…
Fundraiser. Check.
Pretend the economy is improving. Check.
Fundraiser. Check.
Destroy Medicare. Partial Check. Remainder pending…
Fundraiser. Check.
Lunch with Wall Street. Check.
Play golf. Check.
Lose three wars concurrently. Check.
Go on vacation. Check.
Destroy Social Security. Pending…
Run for re-election. Check.
Did I leave anything out?
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"This is not culture. This is not custom. This is criminal."
lose re-election to another republican Bush clone. pending
Pass off that glare you and Michelle have patented as righteous indignation that Americans eat junk food and think junk on a level that seduced them to elect you in the first place
ROFLMAO! This is one for the next anniversary party favorite’s poll!
3 years?
That looks more like every three weeks
You omitted “Champion stay of execution for convicted brutal rapist and murderer”.
It appears that the White House is running on the ‘Viva-Leal’ platform.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/07/02/2011-07-02_obama_administration_seeks_to_halt_execution_of_mexican_national_humberto_leal_g.html
Ani, they gave that POS the needle last night.
Ani, they gave that POS the needle last night.
Lethal injection is too nice.
We should repeal the 8th amendment and execute these shit bags the same way they murdered their victims.
Glad to hear it, UW. Decades ago, I was called for jury duty and was among the few potential jurors who stated I was opposed to the death penalty. A guy sitting close to me said, “Four shots in the back of the head and you’re opposed to the death penalty!” Now that I’ve moved from sweet young thing to nasty old crone, I’d volunteer to administer the injection. Sic transit liberalism, in my case.
the SCOTUS denied the stay of execution saying that they could not grant a stay based on laws the congress might pass in the future.
While I am against the death penalty under any circumstances, I think the request for a stay was BS. This murder happened in 1994 and we are supposed to believe that in all that time the Mexican consulate was never aware of this case?
LOL!
Hey myiq. Sounds like a Plan.
My opposition to the death penalty has to do with our imperfect legal system. So many mistakes get made it is inevitable that innocent people will get executed.
You can free the wrongly convicted but you can’t resurrect them.
OTOH – I have less than no sympathy for murdering rapist shitbags like Leal. if we’re gonna execute them then go for maximum deterrent effect. Executions should be public with juvenile delinquents required to attend.
myiq- “Executions should be public with juvenile delinquents required to attend.”
I have been saying the same thing for years!
Sounds like the Plan is taking shape!
I agree about the danger of executing innocent people. That is why I am so finicky about cases where there is even a hint of reasonable doubt. But in the case of this POS, slam dunk. Say goodbye, shitbag. And I think we should do it faster, like right after the jury brings in a verdict. We’ve had major freaks on appeal for years. Ted Bundy looking for an appeal? What a bunch of bullshit.
Of Course, Barack Sharia Obama wants to stick international law into our third world country he’s developing.
Preempt all historical events. Check.
(Obama to give excuses for the crappy job report at 10:30am. You KNOW he is always late, keeping his subjects waiting.
Shuttle may go at 11:24 am. The last Shuttle, mind you. 8000 people out of work on the Florida East Coast, and Obama wants to reach out to all those Muslims who have made the space race possible….
Fucker
OT FF- did you get my e-mail? I saw your note the other day about your new computer.
Oh here are some to add to the list
Bail out big banks on the backs of the taxpayer. check
Buy old, inefficient car manufacturer conveniently named “government motors. check
Shut down domestic drilling, invest in Soros and Petrobras.
Yes, thanks Mom. It’s not really NEW – but it’s new to me. I had the memory upgraded yesterday and now it’s not acting right. Have a call into my Computer Doc to find out what is wrong.
Implement “skyrocketing cost of energy” Check
GRRR I see in the WSJ sidebar “Texas executes mexican citizen”
How about they title it “Texas executes illegal alien rapist murderer scumbag”
Looks like this one could be updated all day.
Did I leave anything out?
“Fly across the country in Air Force One at taxpayer expense to meet a bunch of carefully screened supporters for a Potemkin town hall.”
How about:
“Blow out the tires on AF-1 once every two weeks.”
Killer post Upps!
“Be a dick.”
Needs more golf.
“Throw Osama overboard” almost cost me my keyboard. LOL.
My opposition to the death penalty has to do with our imperfect legal system. So many mistakes get made it is inevitable that innocent people will get executed.
Me too. Plus we spend more on death penalty convicts with all the appeals etc. Just lock em up forever.
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/170309-plouffe-says-jobs-rate-not-key-in-2012?tmpl=component&print=1&layout=default&page=
What’s Plouffe smoking?
Almost? I’ll try harder next time :)
NES – he doesn’t see the connection, because cheating to win AGAIN does not rely on jobs
“Stroke Islamists.”
“Bow to Eastern despots, flip the bird to Western leaders.”
“Lead from behind.”
Pelosi to Obama: “You dick!”
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/07/pelosi-medicare-and-social-security-cuts-will-compromise-vote-on-debt-limit-bill.php
Obama advisor David Pooophy said this:
If that’s the criteria David….Barry may be toast after all.
Barry may be toast after all.
RACIST!!!!
OblahBlahBlah is keeping his subjects waiting – as usual
Slap on yet another round of Clairol to cover his gray. Can’t have a hipster like Barry looking old. Check.
NES, I followed your link, read the article and then the comments. One commenter near the top accused Pelosi of having “vagged out”. I flagged it as inappropriate. Anyone who wants to join me in flagging that comment is welcome.
Obama is SUCH AN ASS. Networks and stations all over the nation have been planning “Space Shuttle Special Coverage” to begin at 11AM. Obama must KNOW this – and as usual – HE is more important than anything else. That, or else he figures everyone will be trying to find Shuttle coverage and ignore all his Bullshit on jobs. Either way – he really sullies the Office.
Throw grandma down the stairs. Check.
FF, Bawaaks mental adolescents calculated that millions are tuned in for the shuttle. So if he intervenes, he gets huge viewership. Otherwise, who would bother anymore?
yeah, why does he even bother covering the gray? Sometimes he is gray and sometimes he is not. Does he think people don’t notice? At least Reagan had the sense to keep his hair oddly brown at all times.
Frankly, Bill Clinton’s silver/white hair is much more attractive than the unPrecedent’s cameleon hair do.
OK – President about to speak JUST AS networks start Shuttle specials. I hape they tape delay his pompous ass.
Personally, I think he should throw glitter on his hair to round out the image.
“Pour their guts out?”
Click.
Thanks for the heads-up, teresa.
Never heard “vagged out” before, but I’m guessing it means what it sounds like.
I have no doubt NES that it means what it sounds like. I just love all these great liberal guys. It’s such a pleasure to know they have our backs.
NASA HD TeeVee
ooops
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html
Glitter comment is priceless, UW.
am I crazy or is the president once again talking about non existent shovel ready projects?
CNN cut him off mid bullsh*t to cover the space launch.
Maybe glitter AND silly string?
CNN has learned a lot in the last 2.5 years.
I heard Oblah-blah cancelled this weekend’s vacay in order to give this latest greatest speech evah # ??
Here it is:
http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/07/07/president-obama-cancels-montana-vacation-scheduled-weekend
imust- what did we do to MKBill? We were both in spam!
http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/07/07/president-obama-cancels-montana-vacation-scheduled-weekend
“Tried to take off training-wheels. Will try again in a year.”
the link isn’t posting…oh well.
“Displayed BC to prove he’s not an extraterrestrial.” Check.
“Formulated strategy to Introduce Shariah to free women to wear the hijab. Implementation coming soon.”
Pelosi argued at her press conference that any savings wrung from Social Security and Medicare should be rerouted into strengthening those programs, not toward reducing deficits.
“Any discussion of Medicare or Social Security should be on its own table,” Pelosi warned. “Do not consider Social Security a piggy bank for giving tax cuts to the wealthiest people in our country.”
At the meeting, Pelosi spoke for her angry caucus. She and other Dems were caught off guard by the fact that Obama has essentially locked Congress on a course to make deep spending cuts in popular programs, on GOP-friendly terms, without consulting his own party. She thus sought to set the terms of the negotiations to make them friendlier to progressive interests.
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Hmm, I agree wwith Nancy.
I flagged the vagged comment as inapproriate, too.
“Got all J over Hillary’s poll numbers. Ongoing.”
imust- was this the link? He canceled a “family” trip to Montana that was set for this weekend? To deal with the debt crisis??? Read somewhere there might have been a fundraiser scheduled too.
http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/07/07/president-obama-cancels-montana-vacation-scheduled-weekend
dammit- BILL! Why am I in spam?????
“Got fluffed by the MSM on a daily basis. Check.”
Denigrate and embarrass daughters by telling stories to the paid media about their teeth, grades, health, weight and approaching puberty. check
“Stepped on red states’ rights. Ongoing.”
“Evolving, at a snail’s pace, on gay marriage.”
“Got a daughter’s age wrong in a press conference. Check.”
That’s it PMM, thanks!
“Had his fotie taken with a sports team every other day.”
I don’t know PMM….maybe MKBill doesn’t like FOX links.
MKB instructed me to retrieve you guys, PMM and imust, from spam, but ONLY for 24 hours. You’ve been late in your ‘nip shipments. Act now or you’ll be returned to spam!
Signed, MKB’s attorney.
NES
But I have limited immunity from Bill because I let his attorney off the hook yesterday, right?
Have photo taken swimming in protected bay- pretend to be swimming in Gulf. check
Encourage Americans to eat Gulf seafood, while enjoying Maine lobster. check
imust- wonder if the local of his canceled MT trip is anywhere near the Yellowstone River oil spill? Can’t be going anywhere near that- it might cause the MSM to actually cover YET ANOTHER oil spill on his watch. Besides, isn’t MT a red state through and through?
Nah he will want to go there in hopes that another female reporter gets tar in her bathing suit he can examine.
You should all re-read this post now and then. I keep adding things in between what was there.
NES, MKBill says he’s willing to settle with BCL.
Well Boo Fri*&in Hoo to the UN.
GENEVA (AP) — The U.N.’s top human rights official says the U.S. breached international law when it executed a Mexican citizen.
http://news.yahoo.com/un-official-us-execution-leal-broke-intl-law-160400028.html
Well Golleee- somebody smack the UN upside the head and tell them to butt out. The slime broke numerous US laws- starting with the fact he was here illegally. Rape. Murder.
Have them get back to me about that. Until then I just wish they would take their America hating selves and move someplace else. They are sucking up valuable oxygen and real estate.
This post may perhaps need to have its own tab after we are done adding things today!
Meh. Countries execute foreigners all the time. Singapore, Saudi, China…
Tell the UN to go fuck some goats.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Become the “First Twit to Tweet” using the very apt screen name “BO” check
Votermom, I don’t get the feeling that Mexico’s drug cartel tells our citizens they can contact their consulate before they put their heads on a stick.
We should leave him on the street to serve as an example to other illegal aliens before they think of raping and killing a child and then delcare themselves citizens of the shithole they left behind so as to turn our country into the shithole they left behind.
Yes this may be tab material. lol.
Obama, “We still have a long way to go on jobs”….
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/obama-still-long-way-jobs-151952202.html
imust, Barry says he still has a long way to go? Isn’t he satisfied with 9.2%? How much higher does he want unemployment?
Destroy Democratic National Party and all it once stood for. Check
Don’t forget “Insult all of Great Britain by sending back statue of Churchill and using Resolute desk as footstool”
teresainpa & Ani — I’m late to the party re: the execution of the Mexican citizen last night. But I’m putting in my 2 cents anyway.
First, let me just say I’m against the death penalty for a lot of reason.
However, leaving that aside, the *main* problem with them trying to stay this guy’s execution is that he *never* presented himself as a Mexican citizen until well after his conviction. IMO, there is only a violation of the Geneva convention rules IF someone arrested in a foreign country requests to speak to their consulate & that request is denied. That is no where near the case we have here. This guy didn’t present himself a Mexican citizen* (and, btw, the police aren’t allowed to ask him either, at least, isn’t that the problem with the AZ law?) and never asked to speak to his consulate, so he wasn’t denied anything. Thus,IMO, there was no violation of the Geneva convention.
Blame any mistakes on “advisors” especially women, especially Hillary- check
Insult “professional left” Hippy punching- check
Insert “charming” untrue myths about self in each speech -check
Have a plethora of photos taken of self in black and white implying second coming of Dr. King and JFK rolled into one -check
Did anybody mention his greek temple complete with columns, agggh, foam ones from brittany spears music set, aggggh — and that whole fiasco circus night in his very own pepsi stadium with michele dressed as scary as can be in the red and black widow dress aggggggh and it being all planned and all but done PRIOR to the actual convention where the winner was knee capped for the very last time aggggggggh and she of course (and her husband) gave the most amazing speeches evah despite being in the presence of the 11 dimensional chess player…. aggggghhhhh
I think reading the list above gave me tolerance overload.
btw, I am going to a blues show. I am going to have pecan pie piled high and dripping off the bone ribs. Everyone should be J.
Karen, Hillary’s speech at the convention still blows me outta the water. I can’t imagine why after a speech like that the entire dem party didn’t jump up and DEMAND that woman be made POTUS. Instead we got Mr. hope a dope. DINO of the first order.
This speech?
I was at this rally- loved her pink!
Oh Mom!! Yes, THAT speech! She rocked it!! *sniff* gawd I miss her on the campaign trail.
I would be rolling over laughing at your wonderful list, Uppity (and the additions by others) if only it were not so true!
djmm
angienc, excellent comment regarding the mexican rapist who was executed. Seems like he made a bad choice, to try and stay here by lying about his citizenship.
“Most self-celebrated, this is what an epic fail looks like, ever featured on the cover of Ms. Magazine”
Lordy, I do love a list. This one rocks.
Feel free to steal, John.
Some seriously bad weather here. Torrential rains, henry hudson playing really angry nine pins. Probably should log off.
I was thinking, Herlocaust sure disappeared abruptly. Anybody know her?
Uppity- re:Herlo- I was wondering the same thing. Her blog is suspended and have not seen nor heard from/about her in months. Makes me worry- especially with the loons out there who hate those who champion women.
Perfect summing up of bark’s presidency, Uppity. No need for anyone to write a book about it now. You’ve covered it all, sweetly and succinctly.
Re: the death penalty, I’m not for it if there’s the slightest doubt about the murderers guilt, but if there’s no doubt, then I think its for the best for society. I know someone is saying that its more expensive to execute them than to keep them, but I have a hard time buying into that (sorry, I mean no offense). I think it would depend on how long the person lives for one thing. For another, I keep reading that it costs as much to keep one prisoner for year as it does to support an average family of 4. So I think the “costs” thing is subject to variables.
But more importantly than cost, I personally feel safer if a brutal murderer is executed. Over a thousand prisoners escape every year in this country. If they’re tossed in the clink with “life without possibility of parole”, there’s no reason to bother with good behavior, or restraint of any kind, is there? No reason not to try to escape or not to shiv that annoying guard or nurse in the prison hospital. As far as putting them in solitary and putting their food in a slot, what the hell kind of life is that? I think they’re better off dead, frankly.
Lastly, I think the victims families should be considered. I think most would feel better if an execution takes place. I would anyway, but I am a vengeful Greek, so there you go.
I hope Herlo is okay.
karen, thanks for bringing up the barackopolis extravaganza. Every other nominee gives their acceptance speech at the convention. Not this jerk. Everything for him has to cost a million times more than it does for anyone else.
I’m hoping against hope that pelosi sticks to her guns on ss & medicare.
socal…you mean Nancy Impeachment-is-off-the-table Pelosi?
You mean Nancy I-Didn’t-Notice-Any-Sexism in the Campaign Pelosi?
You mean Nancy Throw Single Payer/Public Option/Women Under the Bus for a HCR Bill to Please Obama Pelosi?
*shrugs* I guess we can hope.
socalannie — it is actually true that it costs more to execute someone than to keep them in prison. Depending on the state, the cost to execute is anywhere from twice to 5x as much as the cost of keeping him in prison for 45-50 years. This difference in cost isn’t just food, guards, building, etc. The difference is *mostly* because of the legal costs involved. For example, a death penalty case actually costs the state more than a life in prison case because of more extensive jury selection process, more experts & investigations, etc. Also, after conviction, more automatic full-review appeals, etc.
I do oppose the death penalty, but not because it costs more. There are other (in my view) more germane reasons to oppose it. For example, it is irreversible & people who have been executed have later been proven to be innocent. If that happens even once (and it has happened more than once) that makes the entire thing bad, IMO. Also, it has a socio-economic basis in it — indigent defendants are more likely to get the death penalty than non-indigent defendants. Finally, to paraphrase Dostoevsky, I don’t believe you can teach a person it is wrong to kill by killing him. Impossible.
If you want to read more about facts re: the death penalty, you can try here (although, know, it is an anti-death penalty source):
http://www.deathpenalty.org/index
That should have been “socio-economic BIAS” not “basis.” Sorry.
Yeah, imust. THAT Nancy. Nancy “Kick the ladder out from under me”. Nancy “No Dream Team”. Nancy, I don’t want no Hillary in my way. I’m the ONLY top woman dog”. I am SO done with Nancy. I don’t give a rat’s ass what they do to her.
I am in favor of the death penalty for child molesters, rapists, parents who torture their children to death, spouse killers,
“Honor” Killers and serial killers. I think these freaks all need to be removed from the gene pool, only faster than our system lets it happen. i’m thinking, they should be executed within 24 hours after their verdict.
Mom, her site went suspended, twitter went dead, email went dead. There is no way of knowing who or where or how she is.
socalannie — you’re Greek? My too!
Γειά σου η αδελφή μου!*
That’s “Hello, my sister!” to those of you not fortunate enough to be Greek. ;-)
Greek, as most Uppityites know, is my Number One favorite cuisine.
angie, I’ve already read your comments on this issue, so I know where you stand and respect your viewpoint. i was just throwing out some other points on the subject. Your main issue, about it being irreversible and sometimes innocents being executed I am not arguing. However, there are cases where there is no doubt about the persons guilt. Personally, I would rather die than spend decades in a solitary, maximum security lockup. In fact, I would kill myself. I really think that a life in prison is worse punishment, especially if you have to live with the fact that you have committed unspeakable atrocities against innocent people, but I think its better for society and certainly fairer for the poor prison employees, to not have to deal with such dangerous psychos.
socal, some of these imprisoned shitbags revel in thier crimes. WOuld love another chance to do it again. Then we parole them. We are notorious for letting pedophiles out for their next exciting project.
Well, I should admit I’m only half Greek & def can’t speak, read or write it, but {hugs} back to my Greek sister!
Uppity, yes I agree. I have read some horror stories. I agree with you that the appeals thing should not take so long either. I used to be against the death penalty when I was young, but life has changed my perspectives on a lot of things. Loved your comment @ 12:24!
Aw, socalannie — that’s ok. I’m half Greek too (my good half) on my mom’s side. :-) We call my dad “Everything American” (English, Irish mostly & a little Dutch, we think).
Between mom & grandmother (my yiayia) we were taught to read & speak Greek, but I know it is difficult when only one parent speaks it.
Uppity — may I say, you have excellent taste in food. But, you definitely have to go to Greece — nothing I’ve ever had in the States compares to Greek produce. It is heavenly & difficult to explain — but tomatoes are more “tomatoey” there, peaches more “peachy” etc. It has to be tasted to be believed.
Plus, the islands are breathtaking & the people are really, really nice. :-)
Uppity:
I took a peek at the “Daily Kooks” to see what they were saying about this latest betrayal by their “Light Bringer..Messiah…He Who Must Be Worshiped…That Groovy Skinny Chi-Town Bro…The One.”.etc etc etc and I was pretty freaking floored to read the excuses they are giving for why Obama is offering up Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid.
According to these so called ..CREATIVE CLASS and insanely intelligent Progressive thinkers (snark) Obama is bluffing and he only wants the Rethugs to THINK he’s going to give them what they want only to pull the rug out from under them and save the day!!!!!
Now I’m paraphrasing but if you read the comments…It’s amazing these folks even made it out of grade school!!!
After reading those comments, I’ve come to the conclusion that sterilization is the ONLY option for these O’Bots, lest they continue to pollute the DNA pool!
Go take a read if you can stand the filth! It’s amazing how these folks will defend this fraud even when they are being bashed upside the head with the evidence of his inept, corrupt and utter destruction of what was once the Democratic party!!!!!
:-)
Reddragon, RRRRRROFLMAO!!!
angie, my Dad is the Greek one, although my mom is a pretty darn good Greek cook. (I’m pretty good myself) My mama is english, irish, cherokee, bavarian blend, typical for oklahoma. She was very pretty when she was young and still a nice looking elderly lady. Everyone used to tell her she looked like Olivia deHavilland.
Can’t get this darn Gravatar to work on your site Uppity. Oh well….guess I don’t need it…lol
My mom tried to get my Dad to teach us Greek btw, but he was too busy when we were young, then we were too busy when he retired.
The British are Coming – The British are Coming!!! Actually, they’re already here. Will & Kate just landed at LAX. Shook Gov. Brown and his wife’s hand as well as Mayor Villi-rigawhatever (bleh!). Got into a Land Rover (what else) and off they go to Beverly Hills.
For some reason I have the theme song of the Beverly Hillibillies in my head.
imust, I heard that they’re staying at the British Consuls house in Hancock Park. i think they’re adorable and the shining stars of the dissipated European royalty, but I wouldn’t go out of my way.
Yes socal, they are staying there. They’re going to the Beverly Hilton for some kind of technology fair right now. They seem really sweet together.
They are sweet, and they seem “real”. Did you see the stuff about the wedding in Monaco? How the bride wanted to escape and sobbed during their wedding? God, it was bizarre.
Socal, it seemed like Prince Albert of Monaco had something on the poor girl and she had to marry him against her will.
socalannie — that is even more of an excuse to not speak Greek (not that you need an excuse, but I hope you know what I mean). Because if your family was like mine, it was my mom who stayed home with us while my dad was out working. IMO, it is the “stay at home parent” (for kids who are lucky enough to have that) who kind of “influences” the kids more. Plus, my yaiyai was living with us up until my teens, and she speaks no English (we think she does, but she hides it :-) ). It is really easy to learn 2 languages at once if 2 people are speaking it in the house; not so much when there is only one other.
Olive DeHavilland is one of my all time favs! Your mom *must* be very pretty.
Watched and listened to all of the HRC Denver speech. Made me cry to now KNOW BY EXPERIENCE, with hindsight, what we KNEW THEN BY OBSERVATION, and now really really understand and SEE BY EXAMPLE how badly Obama has fucked up the mantle handed to him by the best Democrat of all times. He was NEVER a Democrat and he is not now. He IS The Third Bust Term. He is a COMPLETE FAILURE at everything Hillary was talking about.
THAT (What she spoke of) is never what the Party wanted, else she would have been the nominee. He is the Banksters Baby Doll and the Corporate Elite’s MOnkey. Doing what he is told so he can go golfing on the weekends and party on Wednesdays. He is inept, a corrupt liar, and a fool.
Just ask the 9.2 (phony numbers) unemployed; thise who thought Barack has a stash FOR THEM, and those who thought HE would deliver Universal Health Care to THE PEOPLE.
We have been SO FRIGGING SCREWED. I was in Denver, in Cheesman Park, with 18 Million Voices. We knew he was a Fraud then, we REALLY KNOW he is THE FRAUD OF THE CENTURY now.
The Republicans have the Tea Party to hold their feet to the fire. What are WE the REAL DEMOCRATS going to do?
Obama is a liar and a corporate whore.
Dang socal, you Uppityites make me nuts. You don’t copy and paste things so now I have no idea what I said at 12:24 unless I plow through pages of comments.
Dragon, aren’t thos kossacks simply amazing? He could stick a spiral stake up their asses and they would say he’s just kidding.
HOUSTON —
A former KBR Inc. employee who said she was drugged and raped while working in Iraq lost her lawsuit against the military contractor Friday.
The jury of eight men and three women rejected Jamie Leigh Jones’ claims a day after starting deliberations in a Houston federal courthouse. Jones, 26, said she was raped in 2005 while working for KBR at Camp Hope, Baghdad.
Jones sued KBR, its former parent Halliburton Co., and a former KBR firefighter, Charles Bortz, whom she identified as one of her rapists. The Houston-based companies and Bortz denied her allegations.
The alleged sexual assault was investigated by authorities but no criminal charges were filed.
“I was going up against a monster,” Jones, sobbing loudly, told The Associated Press. “I’m devastated. I believe I did the right thing coming forward.”
http://www.krmg.com/ap/ap/crime/texas-woman-loses-iraq-rape-case-against-kbr/nC5Hq/
Gonna go watch a Netflix Movie and relax in the big white leather chair! LOL
I have five minutes. Any suggestions? LOL
BCL, clearly, Jones was dressed inappropriately at some time in her life, else she would have been taken seriously….
https://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/be-careful-what-you-wear-when-those-around-you-are-celebrating/
I swear sometimes I feel we are back in the dark ages.
Romney on David Cow Plop’s remark that unemployment isn’t going to be important in the election.
angie, I’m a dago, so I do know what a good tomato tastes like. I’m growing my own herlooms right now.
When, BCL. Monday through Friday, or the full seven?
LOL
Off to get lateral, all. BBL in the morning! or just later.
herlooms. A close but feminist relative of Heirlooms, I imagine.
Yes, as opposed to hislooms.
And from now on I am going to point out every typo you make. Twice!
::Snort::
Uppity — you know what Greeks & Italians say to each other all the time when they meet & discover where each is from:
“Una faccia una razza.”
“One face, one race.”
So you, me & socalannie are all sisters.
I knew there was a reason I liked you two. :-)
angie, never met a greek whose food I didn’t want to steal. :)
Betty Ford died.
My biggest disappointment when I went to Italy was the anemic tomatoes I was served. What’s up with that? I was in Tuscany and Florence in early Sept.
Laugh right in our faces. Check.
Uppity — I just ran over to tell everyone that! Betty Ford died today at 93. Feminist, supporter of equal pay & the ERA. She also raised awareness of breast cancer following her own masectomy & alcoholism, after talking about her problems with it in the 1970s. She will be missed.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/08/betty.ford.dies/
On a lighter note — I never met an Italian whose food I didn’t want to do the same! LOL The cuisines have a lot in common, because of the many similar ingredients used to make it.
BCL, you are spared from spam provided MKB receives a shipment of 3 tons on ‘nip no later than October 8, 2011. MKB is Merciful, but not infinitely patient.
RIP Betty.
I wish there were more republican women like her. Michele Bachman apparently signed some crackpot pledge:
http://johnwsmart.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/the-republican-establishment-is-rolf/
NES, you’re so funny! I see you’re on top of your game today! (as usual, in which case how can you ever top yourself???)
Upps, sorry about not cutting & pasting. The comment I was referring to was the one about the Mexican cartels not giving their victims a chance to see their consuls before they put their heads on a stake.
The UN is really intolerable. As George Will once sagely observed “It’s bad enough that we belong. To the UN, but do we have to. Pay for it too?!”, or. Words to that effect.
I don’t know BCL. You would have to take it up with the Italian Minister of tomatoes. Perhaps they were plum tomatoes?
Chit, I have to admit something to you Uppityites…. I am watching Hillary’s ‘concession’ speech for the first time (thanks for the vid Mom!). Yep, I’m afraid so…until now, I couldn’t watch it because I was so offended that she had to concede to an empty effin’ suit! Barn-burner of a speech. I and mia donna are sobbing (yes, attorneys do that sometimes).
XOXO, Socal.
NES, the UN disgusts me.
Betty Ford was a Republican at a time when repubicans weren’t meddlers into women’s underwear and body parts. She was a very active women’s rights, ERA supporter too. I can’t find many Democratic women who supported women as much as she did. Let’s see….Hillary. Hillary. And Hillary. The rest rear their heads once in awhile, but fizzle out under pressure. I think Gillibrand would break loose if there were more Democratic women who were less like Nancy Pelosi. nancy pelosi doesn’t even bother acknowledging that she’s a woman herself half the time. And she is not supportive of other women. Correction, she’s supportive so long as they aren’t a threat to her as competition. The ERA sat in committee under Nancy for two years. She revolts me.
imust – I think socal meant Nancy “make me speaker and I’ll get Bush impeached”…..
angie – always nice to see “the woman who captured the man with the great hands” lol
I like stuffed grape leaves – I think they might be greek cuisine. Does that count? :)
Just to remind you what bullshitters the Democrats are when it comes to women, after the SCROTUM walmart ruling, they “reintroduced” the ERA amendment. Have you heard anything since? Bullshitters. That is all they are. Lying, manipulating bullshitters who bring up things like the ERA when their ass is in the grass. They never intend to do a thing about it. Just ask Nancy. She had two years to do something about it with that other blowass, Harry Reid, who brought up the ERA during his re-election time. Heard anything from that blowass since? Of COURSE not. Because he is nothing but a blowass. Decades of his bullshit and you would think every woman in the USA would catch on to their scam.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/22/democrats-reintroduce-equal-rights-amendment_n_882486.html
Oh yeah, sure, blowasses. Now that you know it can’t pass.
Andy – and not just laughing in our faces, but laughing at the MOST inappropriate times. There have been several times, but the one I never forget was a while back when he was in a one-on-one sit-down interview, talking about the economy, and he was LAUGHING. He also seemed very high.
Agreed Uppity. Geez, I mean could they be more obvious?? They’re just putting it out there now because they want the GOP to vote against it and as you said, it won’t pass…..then they can point fingers at the GOP and say, “See! See how sexist the Republicans are!” “Vote for Democrats…we love women” (especially when they sit down, shut up, and oh yeah, [slap] go get me a beer while your up)
I remember that one lorac. The 60 minutes guy, can’t remember his name, anyway he asked Obama if he was “punch drunk”.
imust, yes! that’s the one…
FF, I’ll send the payment off to you for sending people to light up that older post! lol
Lorac — yes stuffed grape leaves are Greek — they are called dolmadas (pronounced — dole-ma-thas) & they are my favs too. My grandmother made the best, of course. They can be stuffed with meat & rice or, especially during Lent, with just rice. I actually prefer the ones with just rice.
I like the rice ones also. A vegan food for you lorac!
Love dolmadas and moussaka. And Italian food of all types.
Betty Ford was a very fine lady indeed. She had a long life but I am sorry to learn that she passed away.
djmm
I’ve never believed in the death penalty. I suppose, though, that I’d get kicked out of the “vegan club” if I did lol but as socal said, people are in different camps on the issue.
What I’d like to see is inmates put to work – REALLY put to work, so that they’re paying their own way. I don’t have any ideas, but there must be some way to partner with a corporation who could move some facilities onto the prison campus – some job that wouldn’t make it easy for them to obtain or make weapons, of course. And let their life be really minimal if they resist. Make them work for the food! WE have to work for OUR food!
And I can’t believe they’re allowed to lift weights and build even more muscle to hurt innocent people with. Let them have a track to run on, something aerobic, let them tone up, but I all that muscle building of criminals doesn’t make sense to me.
Freedom Fairy mentioned something that should go on B0’s list:
Sully the office. Check. Check. And Check.
socal – yes, you remember, I eat the vegan ones :)
But they always remind me of my dad’s cigars – the appearance of the leaves all rolled up! (just green instead of brown)
Lorac — Oh! a vegan — I’m sure you know that a lot of Greek food can be “vegan” because those countries use a lot of vegetables, especially eggplant & zucchini (and of course, tomatoes, which are like a staple) and lentils even for main courses. I know a lot of it is to do with the region & what grows there, but it is also because of the Greek Orthodox “fasting” rules, so people had to come up with meatless & dairy-free dishes. If you are interested in two of my favorites (besides dolmadas) there is Piperies Yemistes me Pligouri (Stuffed Peppers with Bulgur & Basil) and Fakes (Lentil soup) — these are two dishes we have a lot during Lent because the Orthodox Church requires a vegan diet for the entire period. I found recipes here:
http://greekfood.about.com/od/stuffedvegetables/r/yemist_pligouri.htm
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/greek-lentil-soup-fakes/detail.aspx
Definitely use the vinegar on the Fakes — it really adds to the flavor.
As for prisons, Louisiana has a famous one named Angola — it is huge & has a working farm where the prisoners plant & harvest all the crops etc. that are used in the kitchens to feed them. Angola is close to self-sustaining as far a food goes (there is even cattle). It also has manufacturing facilities, a radio station & magazine (all prisoner run). That might be close to what you mean by the prisoners “earning their way.”
socal – wow, I’m going to check out your recipes! And that’s interesting about the LA prison – I wish other prisons would adopt those strategies!
A Romney video released today after the new unemployment numbers. I’m not a Romney fan, but I like this commercial. Especially the last “line” – works on many levels.
Your conversation about prisoners reminded me of this:
A little while earlier, Fox showed a clip from the Today Show. Octomom was on with a bunch of her kids. She was sitting down. The kids were running WILD all over the set – the two hosts were running all over after them. Octomom remained sitting.
And she still has ugly fat lips.
I like that Romney commercial too. I love how they threw stupid David Plooofee’s words right back to bite him.
Found at His44:
Obama’s problem in Pennsylvania appears to be the ‘Hillary Democrats’ finally causing him a real issue.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/07/08/could-obama-lose-pennsylvania-in-2012/
angie! Sorry, I read too quickly and thought it was socal! Sorry to both of you! :)
lol imust – I suspect there’s an option between the extremes of a chain gang and taxpayers paying for all of the prisoners’ room, board, and medical lol
lorac — ha!ha! I read too quickly too & didn’t even see that you had addressed it to socal! :-)
Good night all!
UW must be having
ribsgreek ribs!goodnight, Angie!
oh wait – NES hasn’t been around for awhile, either. They’re probably naked skyping again – drinking cognac! lol
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/07/06/obamas-no-bill-clinton/
Yay Gillibrand! I’m a big fan.
Good article from November
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2010/11/04/i-feel-my-pain/
Love Unc Mittens’s ad. I can almost taste BO’s defeat.
What was the point of that Rose Garden speech?
Following the release of the dreadful jobs numbers, President Obama appeared in the Rose Garden this morning. However, it was entirely unclear why he was there or what his plan is for digging the economy out of the deep hole in which we find ourselves.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/what-was-the-point-of-that-rose-garden-speech/2011/03/29/gIQAoN3q3H_blog.html
Hey, NES upthread….just a hug. That was some speech and yes, hard but, she hit it out of the park so hard.
R.I.P. Betty….we need more women like her in the public eye.
The article lorac linked. It’s more true today than in Nov. 2010.
“I Feel My Pain”
By J. Rubin
Obama’s rather atrocious performance yesterday got me thinking. Bill Clinton, when he was in office, was considered by his critics (and some of his admirers) to be among the most self-indulgent presidents in memory. His dalliance with an intern nearly brought down his presidency. He was in all respects — from food to incessant lateness to a phony tear at Ron Brown’s funeral –undisciplined and self-absorbed. But he can’t hold a candle to Obama.
Clinton at least understood the basic equation in politics: the elected pol demonstrates concern for the citizenry (“I feel your pain”) and in return gets the cheers and support of the voters. Obama feels his own pain. Or as he said yesterday about the Democratic losses, “I feel bad.” Excuse me, but why do we care? He has just — to pick up on his favorite car metaphor — wrecked the family vehicle. I don’t think that deserves our empathy. It didn’t just happen to him; he is the source of the political catastrophe that has descended upon the Democratic Party.
Obama, at minor and major points in his career, has made it all about himself. The cult of personality dominated his campaign. He turned on Rev. Wright when Wright questioned Obama’s sincerity. He based his foreign policy on the egocentric notion that his mere presence would change historic, substantive disputes between the parties (i.e., Israel wants peace and the Palestinians want no Israel) and transform a radical Islamic regime. He became offended when Daniel Ortega brought up America’s role in the Bay of the Pigs. (Obama declared he had an alibi — he was a child.) He has painted critics as enemies and refused to recognize the legitimate grievances of the electorate and his own party. The loss is a function of the voters’ ignorance and misperceptions; the solution is more Obama in the heartland. You see the pattern.
No one gets to the Oval Office being a shrinking violet. But there is ego and then there is ego. To be a successful president — frankly to be successful at anything — you need to have some appreciation of your own limitations and of your place in the grand scheme of things. Obama lacks both, and hence, the ability to self-reflect and correct course. His outward demeanor — first annoyed and now sullen — and his disinclination to address the root of his failings (i.e., an agenda at odds with the disposition of the electorate) do not bode well for an Obama comeback.
Flashback: Obama on Debt Ceiling Increase in 2006
hi Uppity!! wow, we really need to visit you more often. This is histerical. We just did a cross post of this with a teaser to your site. Thanks for this !
Hey femisex! How are ya, girl! I see you fighting the good fight!!!
Thanks for the cross post. As you know, you always have blanket permission to fully cross post anything I write.
Keep the faith, althought it’s getting harder by the day, isn’t it?
Edit: Wow, thanks for the compliment on your blog!