6.0 EQ struck Virginia. Cowardly wimpassed Atty General has evacuated his office to a safe spot, leaving the rest of DC residents to eat shit because they have nowhere else to go. Apparently, wussy Holder’s scotch glasses rattled. Capital, of course, is being evacuated of all those wussy, self absorbed congress critters, probably to a nice safe bunker, so that if everything crumbles, their self-serving important asses will remain. All Blood sucking VIPs in DC: Safe. Regular people are on their own.
So far, no notable damage. But chandeliers (Yes, they have chandeliers and I bet they don’t have curly bulbs in them) were swinging in the Capital building. Congress critters scurried like rats, those that were working, that is.
Have no fear. All Self-absorbed important people are safe. I’m sure all the lobbyists are secure too. Nobody else really matters, do they?
So far, no mention of damage in Virginia, since the important people are in DC. EQ was also felt in NY City.
The Gods just might be pissed off at you boys and girls in DC. Just saying. Oh that’s right. That’s not possible, because YOU are the gods.
This is an open thread. I will update with videos if I find any. If you find any, please post them in comments.