Condi Rice must be barfing at this very moment. But how hilarious is this: Moammar Gadhafi had the hots for Condi Rice. Yes that’s right, gang. Mo had a banana in his pants for Condoleeza.
He kept a photo album of Condi with him. I don’t even want to think what he did with it. Nevermind. It’s just too much to imagine.
“I support my darling black African woman,” he said. “I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.”
I would pay money to see Darling Leeza comment on this one. Really I would. I could just see her lips pursed in disgust, trying really hard not to just burst into laughter.
Tell the truth. You are so jealous! I mean who wouldn’t want to be the object of that scheevy creature’s affection?
I kinda get the feeling that Mr. Unwashed was not Condi’s type. He’s nobody’s type. What a creepy man.
Anyways, here are some of Mo’s Condi photos. (From TPM Livewire).
Here’s one right there on his flowered mattress.
Why is this song running thru my mind?