K Thx, Bai!
Too bad we can’t throw Nidal Hasan in with you right now. Ah well, maybe under a real president, we will. I’m sure Barack Obama will embellish how he did this all by his brave self. That will work as well for him as the Osama Bin Laden thing. Faux progressives everywhere will gasp as their morphed hero reads from his teleprompter about how he made it happen, followed by 9 holes. His cardboard-cutout humping speech writer is working on what Barack should think right now.
His “base” will think, “He killed an American citizen!” but they won’t say it. At least not for longer than five minutes. I mean, it’s what they would have said if George Bush put a target on the guy’s head. But since it’s Barack, they will say how they love them their Barack and it’s probably somebody else’s fault that he thinks killing a great guy like al-Awlaki is a good thing . But– increasingly, they need alcohol in their systems before they can blurt that out.
This isn’t timely or anything, is it? Kind of reminds me of how W would always get an audio tape from Osama whenever W was in trouble. But nevermind.
In other good news, Chavez is circling the drain as we speak. Congratulations to all the good people who had to flee their country and come to the USA to get away from him. I promise to post his photo the moment he enters hell.
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