Kim Jong Il: Despot in polyester leisure suit dies.

Boo F*cking Hoo. End of eulogy.


73 Responses

  1. Where’d you find that picture of lil Kim?

    That’s how I want to be remembered, sitting around in my skivvies.

  2. Omg! I get drawn in by the beauty of Mozart, only to read the terrifying details of our future Dinner of Doom (the songs were really funny Utah!) and now this hideous pic! Lordy, its a good thing I’m already sick and only eaten vegan jello all day!

  3. Ack! You think they will fix him up like this for his memorial?

  4. Oh come on, socal. You KNOW you want him.

  5. Okay, I just fell out of my chair UW. Socal, he always thought of himself as a hawtie.

  6. btw, must admit, Utah is totally on top of her game today.

  7. Massive heart attack? Hmm, sounds interesting.

  8. Guess he was Il, all right.

  9. mcn, yes, sounds fishy!

  10. Yeah well I read where he passed over his first son because he ‘Had the heart of a girl”. And the second son has several cans missing from his genetic six pack. And his third son, whom he picked to succeed him is mean just like him. So Kim Un probably shot a syringe full of air into the old man’s arm.

  11. All those poor starving N Korean captives will have to line up for the funeral and fake tears. I suppose the loudspeakers with his voice, planted throughout the whole country will be dialed up in volume too.

  12. Why would a dictator of a country even allow a photo like that to be taken?

    On another note, what goes good with Jack Daniels?

  13. You’d think this would be a good time for them to shove this nasty family out of power.

  14. What happens to all of his doubles? Do they get axed as well? Yes, I agree…son #3 accelerated his demise. Like father, like son.

  15. I’m lulzing like a loon here. What an apt eulogy for this…..specimen.

  16. Yes Irland, as you can see, I couldn’t help but pour my heart about it.

  17. His son doesn’t have to be a genius to follow in his footsteps. The only things N Korea produces are nuclear warheads and Marlboro cigarette knockoffs.

  18. Gee I wonder if Don Rumsfeld will be attending the funeral. After all, he was on the board of the swiss company when they sold Kim his first nuclear reactors.

  19. Is Next: Hugo Chavez. Breaks your heart, doesn’t it?

  20. I blame Sarah Palin

  21. Eh Castro is a walking carcass. I tell you if Chavez bites the taco, I’ll be doing the smarty pants dance. Just think of all the borderline socialist congressmen who will be weeping.

  22. My money’s on Hugo. We’ve been waiting years for Fidel to die. He’ll outlive all of us.

  23. That picture….he looks like he’s resting comfortably in the lounge of an asylum.

  24. Castro is a walking carcass.


  25. O Contrare,Viv. Fidel has been dead for years. They just do the weekend at bernie’s thing with him every few months or so.

  26. Besides, he’s so decrepit, he can’t harm a soul. He has all he can do to focus on inhaling and exhaling.

  27. ROFL!! Perfect eulogy!! ROFL!!!!

  28. I wonder if Kim The The Next will be wearing polyester leisure suits too.

  29. Hiya Your Pieness. Where ya been, girl? I missed you and was about to send somebody to get you with the hook.

  30. I hope Kim Jr. is at least WEARING a suit…unlike the skeevy photo above.

  31. That’s a photo shop. I’m sure Kim wouldn’t have let anybody shoot him nekkid, although hopefully somebody did it on the slab.

  32. Hey there Uppity. End of semester madness, that’s all. It’s vacation time now though!

  33. oh yeah that’s right. End of semester and then the crash!

    Flunk now and avoid the June rush!

  34. Ha! Silly Uppity! Nobody flunks anymore!

  35. Apparently he loved Hennessy Cognac.

  36. You know they said that Kim had possesses supreme supernatural powers and had a miraculous birth atop a legendary Korean mountain. Now they are going to throw his carcass into some legendary Korean dirt. Let’s see you supernatural yourself out of that one, Kimmy.

  37. socalannie, on December 18, 2011 at 11:24 PM said:

    You’d think this would be a good time for them to shove this nasty family out of power.

    I think it’s a thing like the Romanov’s had; it’s passed down to the next one.

  38. Ha! Silly Uppity! Nobody flunks anymore!

    Oh yeah that’s right. You get a trophy for showing up. Then you go to college!

  39. Hey remember when they removed the homeless from the streets in Denver for Teh One’s convention. N. Korea is going to have a tougher time.

  40. Uppity: They’ll offer them some *real* food and lure them off the main streets. Then take it back when they get them out of sight or else just shoot them.

  41. Uppity… geeze… ewwwwwww. I have to go bleach the ‘puter now. Groooooooosss

  42. Photoshop? Looks real to me.

  43. Really vivien? How well did you know Kim Jong il??

  44. We argued in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed piece that President Barack Obama should stand down and let Secretary of State Hillary Clinton run as the Democratic presidential nominee in 2012.

    We are now calling on Democratic voters nationally — particularly in New Hampshire — to organize a write-in campaign for Clinton. This is something that New Hampshire voters have a long history of doing.

  45. You gotta give it to Pat Caddel and Doug Shoen – they’re really trying.

    More from the article: (emphases mine)

    A write-in candidacy in 2012 can send a message that the Democratic Party must stand for something more than Obama’s reelection at all costs.

    We are not asking the president or the secretary of state to take action. We ask the people of the United States, Democrats and, especially, New Hampshire voters to exercise their right to be heard by writing Clinton’s name on the primary ballot.

    Voters have had enough of the establishment powers dictating who can run.

    All that is needed is a spark on the dry tinder of political frustration and anxiety. A few Democratic patriots can provide the means to make it possible — and change the course of U.S. history.

  46. imust say, well enough to call him lil Kim.

    It’s funny, but if I squint my eyes, it looks like my dad sitting there. He still answers the door in his underwear.

  47. Come on lorac, lets get a write in campaign going. Worked in Alaska.

  48. I might have to rethink Herman Cain after I saw this ad.

  49. Fredster, ROFLLLL!!!

  50. socal: it seems they might have a point with the commercial.

    Did you see the SDSU Aztecs/Ragin Cajun bowl game Sat. night?
    I thought the Aztecs had it wrapped up toward the end of the 4th quarter and then ULL got the ball back with seconds on the clock. Marched down the field and got field goal to win the game. It was really good football, had me on the edge of my seat until the absolute last second.

  51. I missed the game, but saw the highlights. Very good game. We’ll be rooting for you on the 9th. Are you going to the game?

  52. laker: Oh no! I couldn’t afford the tickets! Hey, gotta show you something, it’s called LSU Championship bounce.

    The “ship” is the M.B. Superdome in New Orleans.

  53. FF! Outstanding header!
    Uppity- you might want to get a handle on MKBill- I see he is conveniently parked under the mistletoe. Unless you WANT a new batch of kittehs?

    When I heard the news about dear leader I said “GOOD!” NEXT!
    Now perhaps the OWS people can go help the N Korean people have an Asian spring!

  54. The economy is OBVIOUSLY better as AOL Huffblow focuses on what’s REALLY important: Imelda’s best fashion moments of 2011. Which is kind of a stretch, since she rarely has any good fashion moments. But she certainly does understand the Imelda Marcos habit of living lavishly while the people fight for a job or the ability to keep their homes and apartments. But not to worry! She doesn’t like the 1% either, she does not suffer her fellow 1% gladly, except when she invites them to a party.

  55. PFFFTTT on Imelda- once AGAIN! traveling separately to vacay at our expense.
    They make me sick.

  56. Mom, everytime a post is published, Bill fathers a litter.

  57. I see everyone is absolutely devastated over the death of Uncle Kim! Why the interwebs is just ablaze with praise and adulation. Titles such as “North Korean Shitbag Finally Bit The Dust”. And “Burn In Hell, You Demon” abound! It’s so hearwarming!

  58. Brilliant ‘ad,’ Fredster!

  59. Idiots! News says N Korea shot off two “short range” ballistic missiles. Send off for the old man? Or showing off?

  60. PMM, you’re right. Showing off. Got to show they’re still strong.

  61. Send off for the old man?

    When I read this, I did it too quickly. I burst out laughing because I visualized Kim on a rocket to nowhere.

  62. Photo Op of the year. Video of N. Koreans weeping uncontrollably for the loss of their Dear Leader. This looks real, huh? Snort.
    Do it right and you get food today!

  63. Tears of joy perhaps?

  64. what goes good with Jack Daniels?
    Scotch!!! 🙂

  65. Here’s another one

  66. Same deal when predecessor daddy despot Kim Il Sung died.

  67. They force these people to do these things. They force them to parades too. I can’t even imagine what would happen to someone who didn’t ‘participate’.

  68. Hillary Clinton will be giving a live statement on the death of Kim Jong Il momentarily.

  69. It’s amazing if she can do it with a straight face.

    No matter though. Those people people already have a replacement just like him.

  70. I waited for awhile. They kept saying any minute showing empty podiums and I never saw her?? Did I miss it??

  71. All aboard the crazy train. Can’t figure out what is worse being a despot or having the fashion sense of a despot. First the guy with the crazy hat wardrobe bites the dust, now the guy with no taste bites the dust….

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