Christmas Techno-Lights. Depending on how you feel about them, they are getting better or worse every year. This year, the sounds coming from these seizure-inducing homes promise to break some records. And some eardrums.
Let’s face it. Everybody knows a family like this: They have this freaky son nobody but they can stand to have around. And they are stuck with him. However, if they are your neighbors, you are stuck with him too. Many times during the year you have fantasized about how great it would be if he just got arrested for a few of the rude, shitty things he’s done and all the drugs he’s ingested– and is sent away for a few years. But it never happens. Oh no, it never happens. He’s saving his jail time for something REALLY big in the future.
For now, it doesn’t look like the family is moving any time soon, and, since they are concurrently afraid of him and too lazy to do the Christmas decorating anyways, here is your Christmas treat, served up every evening as soon as the darkness falls, and it will continue for an indeterminate time, or until someone calls these crazy people on the phone and threatens their lives.
This year’s ‘winner’.
5 miles away, a grandfather and grandmother try to figure out the techno-sh!t they call music, known as Dubstep. If he lived next door to the people above, he would be able to describe this sh!t even better.
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