New Gingrich’s “Eternal Bonds”/Serial Marriage Chicken Recipe

h/t Beata.

Really terrible acting (except for the cat). But still…. I’ll bet if we played it for Newt’s debate audience, it would get all kinds of applause, cheers, and whistles.

I mean, let’s face it. Newt could conceivably be the first president to enter the White House with one wife, and leave with another. How cool is that!


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  1. Check back later for new post of Goofy at Disneyworld.

  2. Another advance albeit still baby steps, so kudos to this Utah Principal, Mary Bailey for standing up for all women who fight against sexism. Also kudos to the 7 men and 1 woman on the school board. They will surely catch all kinds of hell and sadly, much of it from so-called liberal women and their malebots.

    “Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.”

  3. Good for her! And I’ll just bet she won’t care what the Regressives and Theocrats think.

    What do we call a sexually aggressive middle aged man who attracts younger women? Why we call them Cool!

  4. Swinger parties in the Lincoln Bedroom.

  5. Good thing it wasn’t the Santorums as the chickens- there would be thousands of baby chickens running around!

  6. “there would be thousands of baby chickens running around!”

    – with no place to live, no healthcare, no job prospects, bad education and subject to violence in the home and single parent families.

  7. Gives new meaning to “A Chicken in Every Pot”.

  8. UW wrote: “What do we call a sexually aggressive middle aged man who attracts younger women?”

    We call them men, normal human beings, the human gold standard. Of course many will snigger but their derision is for the idiot younger woman, not the man who is just doing what god commands.

  9. Come to think of it- the chickens are the perfect analogy for newt.
    Just like a rooster- he can think of only one thing- sowing his seed in as many places as possible.

  10. I just can’t get these haunting lyrics from the video out of my mind. They are so romantic. No wonder Callista fell hard for Newtie. So hard in fact, it nearly broke her hair.

    “Yes, you’re once, twice, three times a chicken

    And I love you … And I love you … “

  11. You people are cracking me up.

  12. upps said
    Check back later for new post of Goofy at Disneyworld.
    I always do..might miss sumpthin. 😆

  13. Mornin’ Foxy. I know you’re watching!

  14. oh.yes Darlin.a day without Uppity and friends would be a day without Sunshine. 🙂 🙂

  15. If Newt wins, will they call Callista the “Third Lady?”

  16. Screettttttttttchhhhhh!!!!! New post up.

  17. NEW POST isn’T showing—-anyone else see it

  18. ROFL! Very funny post and thread! The comments were funnier than the vid!

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