Now this is my kind of elected woman.
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
Bahahahaha. You lame asses who swallow all that Viagra so you can pretend to yourself that you are young, virile and attractive and your little penis still works, take the stress test and the rubber glove that was previously placed in the freezer just for you! And pay for it out of your own pockets, you meddling, perpetual vagina-probing assholes. Get on that treadmill, you big old slob!
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
Because, Senator Howell, men can do what they want. Wimminz have to do what men tell them they can do. After all, their patron saint, Tony Scalia, son of a card-carrying Mussolini Party dude, has helped these boyz point this out, now that its official that women are not protected by the Constitution. Boy are you in trouble, you Uppity Woman, you!
The amendment failed, 21-19, but Senator Howell pointed out that 13 of those votes were men. Actually 13 of those were Real Men whose manhood isn’t threatened by a creature with a vagina sitting next to them in the senate chambers.
……And of course, the Republicans whipped out one of their Stepford Girlz who gets by very nicely when she helps the Patriarchy control women:
Sen. Jill Vogel (R-Fauquier County), the sponsor of the mandatory ultrasound bill, voted against it.
“I do believe that erectile dysfunction in this context is different from pregnancy,” she said on the senate floor.
Nice job little wimmin. One day your turn will come. Trust me, you are not exempt, just delayed.
**If you want to donate to Senator Howell’s coffers, go here. After all, helping her to take the next step toward a Congressional seat would be your pleasure, wouldn’t it? Or, you can just email her and thank her for standing up for her gender.
Patriarchy training video.
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