Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.
”In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Way to go, Senator Johnson! Every sperm is sacred! A special note for all those ‘christian’ members of the OK senate and the US Congress: God killed Onan for spilling his seed upon the ground. So surely you will all agree with this amendment. It’s God’s Will!
I imagine the boyz sitting in that chambers with you are more than a little perturbed that you would attack them in such a personal way! I’ll bet there were a few head explosions. Why, what they do privately in their own homes, their cars, the State Senate bathrooms, behind their desks and anywhere else they can get away with it is…….is just none of your business! And besides, it’s all legal too! Your amendment, why….it’s a…a…a Violation! That’s Personal! I mean it’s not like you are talking about yucky women’s body parts! That’s okay! But sperm is sacred! Their sperm is only watchable when it comes in contact with one of you wimminz. When that happens, you should be arrested! The rest of the time is……well…….mind your own business. It’s not your business what they do with their bodies and there is no irony here at all, is there? Really, the only thing left to do is laugh at these freaks for going where what used to be personal and very uncomforable territory–and still is. And you’ve done a fine job of it, Senator! We women are so sick and tired of listening to people discuss our personal body parts like they belong to them. Let them see how THEY like it.
Readers, you can email OK Senator Constance Johnson and tell her you appreciate her willingness to fight stupidity and the war on women. Then email Nancy and ask her if she is still napping. But don’t waste your time emailing Harry. He will probably be one of the first guys arrested.
While we are at it, I continue to believe we should make vasectomies illegal and start picketing at vasectomy clinics. We should also force men to have spiritual counseling before buying condoms. Or Viagra. They should pay for this themselves and bring a certificate to the pharmacy.
Once again, I offer an earlier post on vasectomy as a working document for the legislation. Women in Congress! Stop simpering and stroking (scuse the pun) the Patriarchy and write this up! We can no longer allow men in the USA or the Vatican to kill all those potential babies! Tell them to Remember Onan!
Baby Killing Vasectomies Must Be Made Illegal Immediately!
What a shock. The Republicans are talking about meddling into women’s lives again. I know I know. It such a surprise. This legal procedure really galls them, unless of course their daughters or mistresses need the service. But hey, at least they know how to prioritize. After all, a crumbling infrastructure, high unemployment rate, increase in poverty rate and an economy in quicksand can’t hold a candle to keeping those wimminz down on the farm and picking on gays and lesbians.
So, I’ve been thinking. I have a counter-proposal, one that goes hand in hand with the importance of Life even before it’s Life.
Boyz, I say let’s make vasectomies illegal.
Vasectomies kill potential children.
Every sperm on this earth is a potential baby maker and anybody who gets a vasectomy clearly hates babies and is not doing what he is meant to do: populate, populate, populate!
If God didn’t want your sperm to make babies, he wouldn’t have given you your tool or invented Viagra! That’s why, even as we speak, some health insurers cover Viagra but not birth control. It’s only fair, right?
With vasectomies, all those innocent sperms never ever get the opportunity to make it to where they are supposed to go: inside the woman you are dumping and leaving to fend for herself once she tells you she is pregnant. Instead, they die, lonely and dejected, never having the opportunity to do what they were meant to do.
Vasectomies are also immoral. They stop reproduction. And while we realize that some of you really, really should not reproduce yourselves (we’ve dated some of you), might I suggest abstinence instead?
Perhaps we can send you wayward fellows to some faith-based program to explain to you that your little tools were put there so that they might make babies, lots of babies. Lots and lots of babies. If you aren’t going to use it for its intended purpose then you should practice abstinence instead of killing off all those potential children. Perhaps we could picket your clinics as you walk by to get the snip-snip done.
Vasectomies also promote indiscriminate, immoral behavior. This means you are going to burn in hell if you have a vasectomy.
This must stop. Call your congress critter today!
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