Women. If you can’t get them to shut up while serving you: Drug them with some SERAX

Definitely approved by the Pope, Darrell Issa and Rick Santorum–and secretly – Barack Obama.

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h/t Leslie.

82 Responses

  1. Better living through chemistry.

  2. Please tell me this is an old 1950’s add for the drug…

  3. UW: that’s the best news I’ve heard all week,

    There may be some hope Yet—I’ll be damned if the woman aren’t starting to wake up and pay attention———-

    these parties SUCK, and all we’ve got is each other

  4. Yes gleep, it is. That’s because we have regressed back to the 1950s

  5. Oh cheese and rice! I clicked on your link Uppity- about the 1000 women in VA- turns out there was a link withing that article- PA is also considering a government forced rape bill.

  6. Well isn’t that nice, Mom. It’s always nice to know you have elected officials who are out for your ass in your state, isn’t it?

  7. And I can’t help but feel that Santorum would love to go back to that era. Oy. Anyone remember that spoof (or maybe more like an actual historical representation) that Roseanne Barr did about a 1950’s episode where she did all the housework and her husband’s work, for which he got credit? And at the end she was drinking that “medicine”…I’m going to need a case of that stuff if Santorum is the GOP nominee.

  8. I had posted a question earlier on my facebook page asking if anyone knew the single most enslaved, oppressed, abused, discriminated against group on the planet, from ancient times through today. (I told my daughter she was not allowed to answer- I taught her the answer long ago.) There is SOME hope- a young woman she went to high school with, currently a history major, knew the answer.
    I posted the link to the PA story as a follow up.
    Now how do I get them all up and out the door to storm Harrisburg?

  9. PMM: I would say AA Women??–am I correct—-operative word here being WOMEN

  10. it is women. 🙂

  11. GOOFS: thank you for the love and hugs

    FOXI: you are cute as a button, I can tell by your personality
    (I tell my Davey she is cute as a button all the time, so I mean it with affection)—-she’s a devil at times though

    VIV: I did notice the change in the Gravatar—-very Nice

  12. michelina, I never tell my dog she’s cute. She already has an attitude.

  13. Also, don’t forget that Virginia is also working on a fetal personhood bill too:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/fetal-personhood-virginia_n_1276824.html

  14. Olympus Corp’s CEO commits hari kari in face of 1.7 billion fraud scandal. leaves a note that says, “I’m sorry to bother you”. Too bad a few of our CEO theives didn’t do that. But why should they? Over here they get bonuses for being good thieves.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/tsutomo-omori-olympus_n_1290201.html?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl28%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D137251

  15. Fredster, Virginias involuntary rape with a metal object law is on “delay” since a thousand protesters with torches and pitchforks showed up at the capitol.

  16. And I can’t help but feel that Santorum would love to go back to that era.

    I’d love to see him go back there too. By himself.

  17. PMM, will you be my FB friend? (Consider this open invitation to any & all other Uppityites)

  18. Val, sister, I removed your name from your comment. Obamazoids are VERY mean people.

    You can send invite to Mom. I just want to protect you, okay?

  19. Anyone else note the hubbub over a so-called racial slur about an athelete, and recall all the nastyness and comments that were way over the top about Hillary and wonder if we are in a parallel universe?

    The horrible phrase was – “chink in the armor…” The jock world went catatomic even though the athelete in question was a native born American, not from China.

    Contrast that to the reaction to implicit sexual words and context that were directed at Hillary. Right! Media never noticed or cared.

  20. Screw em twandx.

  21. twanx: Yes and couple of ESPN folks got fired over it.

    Upptiy: do they also have the fetal personhood bill on hold also?

    (I love seeing this shit blow up in their faces)

  22. If you want to befriend our blog Vet, Val, say so and I will send you val’s email.

  23. Fredster, don’t know if they have that one on hold but I’ll bet they are thinking twice. lol.

  24. Just goes to show you, 10,000 petition signatures are nothing compared to a thousand people with torches and pitchforks.

  25. Just goes to show you, 10,000 petition signatures are nothing compared to a thousand people with torches and pitchforks.

    Oh to have that happen on Capitol Hill AND the W.H.

  26. By all means send Val my email Uppity! We (Kozmoe and I!) Love you both! Speaking of- DIL will be coming home from Afghanistan soon (please God, knocking wood like a superstitious Scots/Irish pagan) and then I will have to tell her about Sabrina and THEN tell her Kozmoe is best left here with me. He is too old to travel and adapt to a house with young boys, two other cats and a chihuahua.

  27. “Just goes to show you, 10,000 petition signatures are nothing compared to a thousand people with torches and pitchforks.”
    *********
    But what is considered “action” these days??…Facebook posts and tweets.
    The NOW, NARAL, Emily’s list crowd are worthless, IMO. Also the ACLU went into the tank for Obama. The bottom line is that unless there is real push back by a shit load of women, then abortion will be rare because they won’t be available. “They” are winning the war.

    The “ultrasound” laws are harassment but won’t shut down clinics.

    The anti crowd is constantly probing for vulnerable spots to shut down clinics. For example, a few years ago, the fundie/Rethugs tried to pass a law that said that any abortion provider had to meet State Health Dept. codes for an out-patient surgical facility. This was an attempt to shut down PP clinics that only offer “medical’ abortions. A month ago, the anti crowd began calling the company that provided the Oxygen and anesthetic gases to the only full service clinic in the state. The company basically said we don’t need this grief and told the clinic that they were picking up all of their gas tanks. The clinic director told them that if they tried that he would charge them with trespass/attempted theft and he was going to sue them for breech of contract.

    The bottom line is that it’s the “old warriors” in the abortion cause who will continue the fight; as they retire, no one will replace them.

  28. Well the parades are over in nola and now it’s’ time for all of the drunks revelers to hit Bourbon Street.

    http://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/

    Keep checking this cuz it’s gonna get crazeeee!!

  29. That’s what I’ve been tweeting over and over, SHV, these third wave women are wasting their time with lame efforts that don’t work. So what do they do? More of the same. NOW and the rest of them are only good for useless petitions and press releases nobody cares about. These things are useless. You don’t ASK for your rights, you TAKE them. You show up in person and say We are Here. In Your Face. And We Are Pissed. They need to block traffic for a week. They disdain the second wave but let me tell you this shit wouldn’t even be TRIED under the second wave. There would have been torches and pitchforks and 20,000 scary vaginas marching to visit them.

  30. Mom I emailed her for links to her twitter and facebook for anybody who wants them. I’ll send them to you when I get them. Agree the Koz should stay put. You did right by Sabrina.

  31. the anti crowd began calling the company that provided the Oxygen and anesthetic gases to the only full service clinic in the state. The company basically said we don’t need this grief and told the clinic that they were picking up all of their gas tanks

    I’m telling you, SHV, there are no more evil people than pushy, meddling religious zealots. They are just horrid people with mean,miserable lives.

  32. Anybody seen Revolutionary War Vet? I miss him. You lurking, Vet?

  33. “They disdain the second wave but let me tell you this shit wouldn’t even be TRIED under the second wave.”
    **********
    Don’t know much about “wave” theory but the demographic that is and will be most affected by having to travel 500-1000 miles for an abortion, really don’t seem to give a shit. The last septic abortion that I saw was in 1972. Teenage girl brought to ER with history of “back room” abortion; sick as shit and died in the ER. We really don’t want to go back to that.

  34. Teenage girl brought to ER with history of “back room” abortion; sick as shit and died in the ER. We really don’t want to go back to that.

    Oh yes they do, SHV. These are rabid women haters who have got their wimmin stepfordized to be just like them.

  35. SHV, second wave is my gen. the actual feminists, not the Naomi Wolf feminists who write about how sexy they think the hijab is.

  36. See breathy, “helllllllllloooooo” Naomi Wolfe, third wave “feminist” leader, here.
    She starts at 2:37, but see the speakers before her, because it makes it all the funnier to see her, especially now, given what a horrible president to women has has been.

  37. I’m telling you, SHV, there are no more evil people than pushy, meddling religious zealots. They are just horrid people with mean,miserable lives.

  38. Sweet Jebus, this creature was walking the streets.

    DECATUR, Ga. — Prosecutors urged jurors Tuesday to dismiss a murder defendant’s assertions that an angel who looked like Olivia Newton-John ordered him to fatally shoot a co-worker’s husband outside a preschool. They say Hemy Neuman was not delusional or insane and had planned the killing for months.

    Neuman fell so hopelessly in love with Andrea Sneiderman, whom he supervised at General Electric, that he believed he was the father of her two children and that the only way to protect them was to kill Russell Sneiderman in November 2010

    Incidentally, the wife of the guy he killed rebuked him. Courtroom video here.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/defense-ga-suspect-says-a_n_1292054.html?1329863427&icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D137299

  39. “I’m telling you, SHV, there are no more evil people than pushy, meddling religious zealots. They are just horrid people with mean,miserable lives.”
    *******
    “INDIANAPOLIS – A Fort Wayne lawmaker has refused to sign on to a resolution celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts, calling the group a “radicalized organization” that supports abortion and promotes the “homosexual lifestyle.”

    http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20120220/NEWS07/120229974

    My WAG is that >1/3 of US adult population is sympathetic to a fundie agenda for the US and would support incorporation of the Christian Reconstructionist “ideal” into US laws.

  40. Good God. These people are possessed.

  41. Gotta love it. The women showed up and it was only a thousand of them that stoped rape by the state? Can you imagine what the powers that be would do if thousands of women showed up in DC?

  42. My point exactly AnnE.

  43. SHV I just had to tweet that girl scout link. It’s priceless. These people really are possessed. What other explanation in the realm of normalcy can there be?

  44. I may have to start doing Crackpot Of The Week along with Cockroach of the Week.

  45. I vote for both UW. There are so many and only two can win.

  46. Yes, AnnE, let’s do it! I was at the ’92 March for Women’s Lives back when NOW was relevant.

  47. By the way, UW, that’s an incredible post downstairs. I can’t believe how much we pay those bastages to do so little. Congress is an entitlement program. Maybe we can sure them the way you can sue contractors for services performed in an “unworkmanlike manner.”

  48. Cops in Florida tasered another woman to death. She’s brain dead.

  49. Sadly that ad looks recent. Here’s an vintage one though….not much different.

  50. “The women showed up and it was only a thousand of them that stoped rape by the state? Can you imagine what the powers that be would do if thousands of women showed up in DC?”
    ********
    That is a positive sign. A thousand protesters shouldn’t have had much of an effect. I guess fundie-roaches run for cover with any exposure to light.

  51. “Satan has his sights on the United States of America!” – Rick Santorum

  52. lolol. Good God.

    Maybe he’s satan.

  53. ATTENTION LORAC. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF WE SWITCH TO LORAC THURSDAY THIS WEEK? I HAVE A TIMELY POST THAT WON’T BE WORTH SPIT AFTER TOMORROW.

  54. I filled up my gas tank today and it cost: $67.75.

  55. Interesting clip from Liz Trotta’s response to the outrage over her remarks about women being raped to much in the military: Says a lot about her.

    “There are countless other stories of fake heroism or exaggerated prowess in which women are the stars, many of them tailored for The New York Times and its agenda to promote militant feminism, no matter what the truth,” Trotta added.

  56. What are you driving, imust?

  57. imust drives a pie truck, of course.

  58. Gas was $4.25/gal. Used to spend about $40 to fill up.

  59. Ack I just got to your comment UW. Sure that’s fine! (but you better not be stealing MY idea!) (just because you have no idea what it is is no excuse! lol)

  60. wtf. I thought this ad was a joke!

  61. I really blame Obama for all this uptick in the anti-woman rhetoric and legislation. It’s like someone opened a gate and they’re all flooding out. If we had a real feminist in the White House, this would never have even gotten this far. But because he SUPPOSEDLY is a democrat, and because you can’t have any criticism of the first black president, the lefties are silent.

    It’s the perfect storm – against women.

    Far righties empowered, and leftists silent. And of course, we’ve learned not to expect anything from the 3rd wave.

    You know, there are other ways for the far right to be “crazy” – they could be trying to pass laws that put men who father children out of wedlock in jail, they could be trying to pass laws that put men in work programs who get women pregnant but can’t afford to pay their share for raising the kid, etc. Not that I’m advocating those things! But really, the craziness always targets the woman, doesn’t it?

    Hillary would never have stood for all this. Well, she’s not standing for it now. Maybe after she finishes saving his foreign policy a**, she’ll start a woman’s foundation or something to combat all this. I just can’t believe how these floodgates have opened.

  62. That Trotta woman is a piece of work. Good on the Virginia protestors.

  63. I may have to start doing Crackpot Of The Week along with Cockroach of the Week.

    At the rate they’re going, you’d have to change it to crackpot of the day/hour.

  64. I truly loathe santorum. Did you guys see his weird remarks at some church about WW2? It seems like he is dancing around the subject of comparing Bark to Hitler, then denies it. Its at the bottom of this article:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46470257/ns/politics/t/santorum-blasts-obamas-motives-power-abortion/?ocid=ansmsnbc11#.T0SAF5hOHpQ

  65. Since santorum believes that satan is taking over America, he should pack up his large family and move the fuck away. Preferably to the ME.

  66. Some of the comments on this L.A. Times article are really funny–the comments are better than the article.

    http://discussions.latimes.com/20/lanews/la-na-santorum-views-20120222/10

  67. I should have known Jon Stewart would have something to say about ole Liz there.

  68. I think I get the meaning of the term, but nevertheless would like a ‘formal’ definition…please define “mansplaining.”

  69. Anything for NES:

    mansplaining 784 up, 295 down
    The tendency of some men to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a woman and who, consequently, proceed to explain to her- correctly or not- things that she already knows.
    Woman A: When he started mansplaining to me what it really meant to be a woman in the 21st century, I got up and left.

  70. Fredster, I saw that John Stewart last week. He’s been fast to take on these creeps. Tonite he went after Virginia and the rape ultrasound.

  71. Good post by myiq. He cites a really infuriating article. Here’s something from the article:

    The Clinton-Obama version of “Game Change” could have focused on the racially charged effort among white Democrats to stop the first black man with a serious chance of winning their party’s presidential nomination.

    The alternate “Game Change” could have featured the spectacle of Bill Clinton, the nation’s “first black president,” doing everything he could, risking his own reputation and place in history, to stop an actual black man from winning the office.

    part of myiq’s commentary:

    You could just as easily argue that supporting Obama was an effort to stop the first woman with a serious chance of winning the presidency. Bill Clinton was supporting his wife, not opposing Obama.

    Thank you, myiq. For heaven’s sake, the election was 3 years ago and they’re still putting all this energy into making that election about race, and in addition, making the Clintons monsters. Sick people.

    http://crayfisher.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/zombie-lies/

  72. socal: Oh yes I caught that one. J.S. is on at 10:00 Central time which is also local news and then there’s a repeat at midnight. I try to remember to catch the midnight replay.

    I’ll see if they have that up yet on comedy central.

  73. Eh, they don’t have the episode available yet, prolly tomorrow.

  74. Sick people.

    Byron York is a wingnut trying out a new toy. Thanks to the Obama campaign, the GOP now has “proof” that the Democratic party is racist.

    Just ask Obama.

  75. That’s it. keep your kids out of the girl sccouts. Send them to this church where they can grow up like little servants and need a shrink for the rest of their lives. Here honey, handle this snake. Do you know that there are evangelical churches that handle snakes? Okay, let’s dump the entire movement!

    Uppityites, please call all your friends with daughters in GSA and ask them to ask their daughters if anybody ever mentioned this shit to them.

  76. After all, Obamas have done SO MUCH for gays that they want everybody to be gay. lololol. The guy wouldn’t even pose with the mayor of San Fran. His most rabid followers voted for and promoted prop 8, and now they infltrated the GSA to make girls lesbians. Sorry but No Cigar.

  77. You want to go to that shit site the blaze, type it into your browser without the X before the com. NOT ONE hit from this site will ever go there.

  78. 20,000 scary vaginas marching to visit them

    I’m getting visuals of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”

  79. I have to tell you that I had to have a vaginal probe a few years ago. My doctor suspected my uterus was tipped and that was the only way to confirm it. It was a ghastly experience. The vaginal probe tech actually put a condom on it! I tried to relax but it was difficult because the thing is huge and I was feeling extremely violated.

  80. Having some computer problems so don’t be alarmed if I am missing

    STONE!!!!!!

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