Sarah had a fight with her boyfriend, so she threw his dog Raider over a second floor balcony and killed him. As all normal people would do, right?
Sarah has been arrested for animal cruelty and charged with a Class D Felony. Of course, like most Cockroaches, she is out on $5000 bail. Sarah will probably get to go free to kill yet another dog, because she was clever enough to write a ‘letter’ to the dead dog whose death she arranged–and left the letter at the dog’s grave. Give.Me.A.Break.
Sarah, you are a Cockroach and clearly not a normal person. I do hope that anyone who lives anywhere near you in the future remembers your Cockroach name and hides their pets. Frankly, given your problems, it probably would be wise for the people who live near you to stay away as well. Personally, I would love to give you to my dog for ten minutes and invite her to snack on your cockroach self. Hopefully, one day you will be walking alone down the street and some really wise and very large dog will catch the scent of what you are and make you His Own.
If it were up to me, your punishment would be to be thrown from a second floor balcony. Hard. The only other thing I have to say about you is……Bleck. And please, do not ever spawn. What you would do to a dog, you could do to a child, given your nastiness issues.
Here’s the ‘letter’ this shameless dog killer wrote to the dog she mercilessly killed. That should be good enough to convince a whacko judge she could go free, I’m wagering.
Dear Raider: First and foremost forgive me, but also forgive me and your Daddy for fighting. We brought your life into our quarrel. You did not deserve to be any part of our combat. I ended your life, for which I am truly sorry my son. I feel as if a part of my soul has died with yours. Might you forgive me and let your Daddy at peace in your prayers. I will do my best to redeem myself but I know you can never be replaced. Once again baby Raider, I love you and I’m so sorry for ending your precious life. Just give me a signal from up above when I’m selecting Daddy’s Next Best 2nd Friend. I love you Raider. I’m sorry and God bless you. You will always be his #1.
There ya go, so broken-hearted. Kill one dog. Get another one.
With a “1st best friend” like this, who needs enemies.